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Offlinejust me
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
    #42762 - 05/29/08 02:32 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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token said:
dont masturbate at your computer.
dont ask why
just do not




hahaha, sounds like sommmmmebooodys had to replace a few key boards...


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
    #42765 - 05/29/08 02:33 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: pong]
    #43147 - 05/29/08 09:10 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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pong said:
i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick




That is what she does when she is being lazy?

You've got a keeper.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43155 - 05/29/08 09:18 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #43160 - 05/29/08 09:22 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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Hanky said:
I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?




Never tried.

Will later.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
    #43161 - 05/29/08 09:22 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

ha yeah that too but not what im talking on


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #43163 - 05/29/08 09:23 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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andyistic said:
Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD.
I wish you could be there to participate.




    lol, still up to the same old andyisd%$k, I told you people you actually coordinate with each other about this, oh well, no otd here, I already got banned once for replying to that whole 'team up' crap, out of otd of course, not that I wasn't spammed off otd quite often. I just had an eye on me over there  :whitespy:  :3rd_eye:  :blackspy:


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43333 - 05/29/08 11:40 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i think this thread already exists...

wasn't it called how many of you have jerked it to the jailbait thread?  or somethin like that:shrug:

haha


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #43395 - 05/30/08 12:24 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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andyistic said:
Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.

Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.




oh but I am andyistdick, oh but I am


where's the cat going 'how many times do you masturbate annabananna?'


LOL, this chicks going to hate me, and we just established a link of respect, I'M only kidding though, as for others....... :shrug:


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43417 - 05/30/08 12:35 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i took 2 adderall today and have no inclination to masturbate after that


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43419 - 05/30/08 12:36 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Its harder to come on adderall...but it still makes me kind of want to masturbate more than normal. Makes me think about sex A LOT.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43421 - 05/30/08 12:37 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

for real? i'm the opposite...also it makes me stop eating which kills my hornyness too


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43422 - 05/30/08 12:40 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I usually get the hornyness from adderall when I am up later at night. I watched porn 5 hours straight once. Makes me so fascinated by sex, so I just spent hours and hours looking at chicks getting fucked.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43425 - 05/30/08 12:43 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

porn and i have a love hate relationship. love having sex, hate that i'm not the guy in the porn having the sex.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43427 - 05/30/08 12:45 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43429 - 05/30/08 12:47 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.




yea i love it too...if i could get more of it i'd probably do it more often. I ration the stuff i can't get all the time and save it for special occasions.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43431 - 05/30/08 12:50 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.




    ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.

    in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit


    I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43433 - 05/30/08 12:52 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

yea, when I think about the speedy effects of it now, I start to feel sick.

stimulants are YUCK to me now


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43435 - 05/30/08 12:53 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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Iamasmoker said:
Quote:

aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.




    ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.

    in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit


    I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)




kinda gettin off the masturbation topic but don't u have to drink a gallon of cactus juice to get mescaline trip? sounds pretty nasty.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43439 - 05/30/08 12:57 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

mescaline is easy to work with, I boiled down a pot full of that shit into about half a cup once, worked just fine!

don't knock it til you try it! mescaline will mess your shit up, when I think of cactus, it brings up the thought of natural lsd to me, seems so much nicer and easier knowing you could get it from your backyard. Engineering a plant that produces lsd as nice as a hit of acid though, even with the proper enzymes, could take decades or centuries. How would you breed out 99% of the lsa to get a nice clean lsd high. That would take some serious engineering! but wouldn't that be nice?


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and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

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