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how often do you masturbate?
    #42442 - 05/28/08 11:46 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I jerk it usually once a day, at night time before I go to sleep...in fact, I think I might go jerk off in a few minutes.
How often do you masturbate?
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42443 - 05/28/08 11:47 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

dont masturbate at your computer.
dont ask why
just do not


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
    #42445 - 05/28/08 11:49 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I usually take care of business in the shower. Easy clean up. And because I feel dirty afterwards, I can scrub my self with boiling hot water until I feel clean again.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42453 - 05/29/08 12:09 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Every other day, Sometimes i just forget... hahaha forget.. lmao!


Yeah I average about 2 times every three days. Depends on how stressful my week is, Or what drugs I do. If it's any opiate I jerk like a monkey. Any amps and I'm totally not interested. Takes to fucking long.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42467 - 05/29/08 12:32 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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aDoS said:
And because I feel dirty afterwards




Christians LOL.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42469 - 05/29/08 12:34 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

He's' gonna start in on how Jesus would masturbate.
Something I'm almost positive I do not want to hear.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42472 - 05/29/08 12:37 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus was dickless.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42475 - 05/29/08 12:42 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD.
I wish you could be there to participate.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42476 - 05/29/08 12:43 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Who's melting? Got a link? I can look but I can't post.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42479 - 05/29/08 12:48 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42481 - 05/29/08 12:53 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Aw, you're not missing much. He's kinda lame actually.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Toiletduk]
    #42483 - 05/29/08 12:55 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.

Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42484 - 05/29/08 12:58 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

wilgi is a moron

his meltdown is missing something


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: ltd]
    #42485 - 05/29/08 12:59 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe we can find the trigger to bring it all together.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42486 - 05/29/08 01:00 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

That's the OTD I know and love.

I can't understand why Geokills feels a need to protect people like that with his no flaming policy. What the fuck is the benefit of allowing total morons to post whatever they want knowing that they're protected by no flaming rules.

If you're going to allow free speech then you must allow freedom of reply.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42489 - 05/29/08 01:02 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Same reason that TV shows are censored, I suppose.

I never did like that, but I'm powerless to do anything about it.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #42490 - 05/29/08 01:03 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

my penis hurts

and no I don't feel dirty for jerking off, i feel dirty because I get some pretty fucked up thoughts when I am in that kind of mood.

I hope you guys know that I'm not really Christian...


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #42491 - 05/29/08 01:05 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Way too late to convince us of that. :nono:


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #42754 - 05/29/08 02:28 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

when i dont have a girlfriend often

when i have a girlfriend almost never


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: still beLIEve]
    #42756 - 05/29/08 02:29 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

just finished...

when i have a g/f...whenever shes not around :lol:


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
    #42762 - 05/29/08 02:32 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

token said:
dont masturbate at your computer.
dont ask why
just do not




hahaha, sounds like sommmmmebooodys had to replace a few key boards...


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
    #42765 - 05/29/08 02:33 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: pong]
    #43147 - 05/29/08 09:10 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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pong said:
i whack it sometimes when my gf is mad lazy so she does lapdancing for me while i whack it, then she sucks the cum outa my dick




That is what she does when she is being lazy?

You've got a keeper.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43155 - 05/29/08 09:18 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
    #43160 - 05/29/08 09:22 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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Hanky said:
I heard your wife can shoot pingpong balls out of her cunt?




Never tried.

Will later.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: just me]
    #43161 - 05/29/08 09:22 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

ha yeah that too but not what im talking on


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #43163 - 05/29/08 09:23 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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andyistic said:
Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD.
I wish you could be there to participate.




    lol, still up to the same old andyisd%$k, I told you people you actually coordinate with each other about this, oh well, no otd here, I already got banned once for replying to that whole 'team up' crap, out of otd of course, not that I wasn't spammed off otd quite often. I just had an eye on me over there  :whitespy:  :3rd_eye:  :blackspy:


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b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43333 - 05/29/08 11:40 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i think this thread already exists...

wasn't it called how many of you have jerked it to the jailbait thread?  or somethin like that:shrug:

haha


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
    #43395 - 05/30/08 12:24 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

andyistic said:
Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.

Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.




oh but I am andyistdick, oh but I am


where's the cat going 'how many times do you masturbate annabananna?'


LOL, this chicks going to hate me, and we just established a link of respect, I'M only kidding though, as for others....... :shrug:


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43417 - 05/30/08 12:35 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i took 2 adderall today and have no inclination to masturbate after that


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43419 - 05/30/08 12:36 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Its harder to come on adderall...but it still makes me kind of want to masturbate more than normal. Makes me think about sex A LOT.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43421 - 05/30/08 12:37 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

for real? i'm the opposite...also it makes me stop eating which kills my hornyness too


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43422 - 05/30/08 12:40 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I usually get the hornyness from adderall when I am up later at night. I watched porn 5 hours straight once. Makes me so fascinated by sex, so I just spent hours and hours looking at chicks getting fucked.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43425 - 05/30/08 12:43 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

porn and i have a love hate relationship. love having sex, hate that i'm not the guy in the porn having the sex.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43427 - 05/30/08 12:45 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43429 - 05/30/08 12:47 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.




yea i love it too...if i could get more of it i'd probably do it more often. I ration the stuff i can't get all the time and save it for special occasions.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
    #43431 - 05/30/08 12:50 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.




    ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.

    in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit


    I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)


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and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43433 - 05/30/08 12:52 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

yea, when I think about the speedy effects of it now, I start to feel sick.

stimulants are YUCK to me now


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43435 - 05/30/08 12:53 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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Iamasmoker said:
Quote:

aDoS said:
I haven't touched adderall in 6 months :smile:

I use to sort of have a bad habit with it, but I did so well in school at the time. Sleeping every other night began to take a toll on my brain though.




    ridillins stronger, dexadrins the best to me, not in terms of strength, but the high, although I think aderall is amphetamine salt, and dexadrine is dexto-amphetamine salt.

    in truth though all stimulants suck ass, fuck it, I've touched that shit rarely without a prescription, it's hard to guage your tolerance with speed, especially since you get a quick tolerance and it lowers easily, I've had enough 'heart attack' experiences to be done with that shit


    I want a stimulant I'll take some mescaline(which to mre has more stimulating slightly less psychedelic effect if you don't smoke pot)




kinda gettin off the masturbation topic but don't u have to drink a gallon of cactus juice to get mescaline trip? sounds pretty nasty.


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43439 - 05/30/08 12:57 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

mescaline is easy to work with, I boiled down a pot full of that shit into about half a cup once, worked just fine!

don't knock it til you try it! mescaline will mess your shit up, when I think of cactus, it brings up the thought of natural lsd to me, seems so much nicer and easier knowing you could get it from your backyard. Engineering a plant that produces lsd as nice as a hit of acid though, even with the proper enzymes, could take decades or centuries. How would you breed out 99% of the lsa to get a nice clean lsd high. That would take some serious engineering! but wouldn't that be nice?


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b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43440 - 05/30/08 01:01 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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mescaline is easy to work with, I boiled down a pot full of that shit into about half a cup once, worked just fine!

don't knock it til you try it! mescaline will mess your shit up, when I think of cactus, it brings up the thought of natural lsd to me, seems so much nicer and easier knowing you could get it from your backyard. Engineering a plant that produces lsd as nice as a hit of acid though, even with the proper enzymes, could take decades or centuries. How would you breed out 99% of the lsa to get a nice clean lsd high. That would take some serious engineering! but wouldn't that be nice?




i have a few pedros that are like 1-2 feet each but i don't wanna kill them yet they're just babies


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Voodoo]
    #43442 - 05/30/08 01:04 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I prefer peruvian torch, they might only contain a maximum record of 1/5th the normal amount of mescaline peyote contains, but they grow real fast, if you cut the top inch off, and take two chunks out of the sides, the cactus will grow back those areas with new sprouts, I had 3 sprouts that grew 6 inches each! you can cut these off and grow them as new cactus, and each area you cut off the cactus will grow back new sprouts again!


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43445 - 05/30/08 01:06 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Don't even start the natural LSD shit over here. Please. I thought you "left all that crap behind at the shroomery?"


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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Sativus]
    #43448 - 05/30/08 01:11 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

what the fuck is your problem? damn, you can be a real asshole. I can talk about whatever the fuck I want, dude. An idea is a good thing, who the fuck made you president dick face?


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