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 aDoS
freedom lover
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 979
Loc: land of the free
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 how often do you masturbate? 
#42442 - 05/28/08 09:46 PM (18 years, 9 hours ago) |
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I jerk it usually once a day, at night time before I go to sleep...in fact, I think I might go jerk off in a few minutes.
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
 GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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token
toke king
Registered: 05/01/08
Posts: 444
Last seen: 17 years, 10 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#42443 - 05/28/08 09:47 PM (18 years, 9 hours ago) |
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dont masturbate at your computer.
dont ask why
just do not
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aDoS
freedom lover
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 979
Loc: land of the free
Last seen: 17 years, 2 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: token]
#42445 - 05/28/08 09:49 PM (18 years, 9 hours ago) |
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I usually take care of business in the shower. Easy clean up. And because I feel dirty afterwards, I can scrub my self with boiling hot water until I feel clean again.
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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Diablosmurf
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 159
Last seen: 17 years, 11 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#42453 - 05/28/08 10:09 PM (18 years, 9 hours ago) |
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Every other day, Sometimes i just forget... hahaha forget.. lmao!
Yeah I average about 2 times every three days. Depends on how stressful my week is, Or what drugs I do. If it's any opiate I jerk like a monkey. Any amps and I'm totally not interested. Takes to fucking long.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#42467 - 05/28/08 10:32 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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aDoS said:
And because I feel dirty afterwards
Christians LOL.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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 andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
#42469 - 05/28/08 10:34 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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He's' gonna start in on how Jesus would masturbate.
Something I'm almost positive I do not want to hear.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
#42472 - 05/28/08 10:37 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Jesus was dickless.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
#42475 - 05/28/08 10:42 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Speaking of dickless, there's a meltdown in progress over in OTD.
I wish you could be there to participate.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
#42476 - 05/28/08 10:43 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Who's melting? Got a link? I can look but I can't post.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
#42479 - 05/28/08 10:48 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Toiletduk
Head Goon
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 1,675
Loc: Earthfarm 1
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
#42481 - 05/28/08 10:53 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Aw, you're not missing much. He's kinda lame actually.
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Toiletduk]
#42483 - 05/28/08 10:55 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Too bad that idiot DukeLedro isn't still around.
Or the dick-embelished ImaChavel.
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ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,042
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
#42484 - 05/28/08 10:58 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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wilgi is a moron
his meltdown is missing something
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: ltd]
#42485 - 05/28/08 10:59 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Maybe we can find the trigger to bring it all together.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
#42486 - 05/28/08 11:00 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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That's the OTD I know and love.
I can't understand why Geokills feels a need to protect people like that with his no flaming policy. What the fuck is the benefit of allowing total morons to post whatever they want knowing that they're protected by no flaming rules.
If you're going to allow free speech then you must allow freedom of reply.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
#42489 - 05/28/08 11:02 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Same reason that TV shows are censored, I suppose.
I never did like that, but I'm powerless to do anything about it.
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aDoS
freedom lover
Registered: 05/04/08
Posts: 979
Loc: land of the free
Last seen: 17 years, 2 months
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: Hanky]
#42490 - 05/28/08 11:03 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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my penis hurts
and no I don't feel dirty for jerking off, i feel dirty because I get some pretty fucked up thoughts when I am in that kind of mood.
I hope you guys know that I'm not really Christian...
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"If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley
GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: aDoS]
#42491 - 05/28/08 11:05 PM (18 years, 8 hours ago) |
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Way too late to convince us of that. 
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: andyistic]
#42754 - 05/29/08 12:28 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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when i dont have a girlfriend often
when i have a girlfriend almost never
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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just me
GreenThumb
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,407
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Re: how often do you masturbate? [Re: still beLIEve]
#42756 - 05/29/08 12:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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just finished...
when i have a g/f...whenever shes not around 
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