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Offlinekidaihuan
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You know what I love about China...
    #43159 - 05/29/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Driving 60 on a 5km road and 80 on a 30km road, just to keep up with traffic and not get smoked by the car behind you.

And red lights are stopping optional.

And on a gas scooter, too, wearing no helmet, with the wife on the back holding five bags of groceries.

And all this, and I have no valid drivers license.

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OfflineHanky
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43164 - 05/29/08 07:25 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Have you seen that video someone posted on the shroomery where a Chinese guy on a moped gets run over by a truck and about 7 sets of wheels go over him and smear him all down the road like sauce?


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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Hanky]
    #43189 - 05/29/08 07:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You must find that video!

:popcorn:

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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: andyistic]
    #43194 - 05/29/08 07:55 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

How old is your wife?

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43198 - 05/29/08 07:56 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it

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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: implee]
    #43216 - 05/29/08 08:10 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

implee said:
Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it




Yeah.

They only block sites about the Da1i 1ama and T1b3t. Also the 1989 event, and anything against China.

Some porn, as well, Pornhub is fine though. Bit torrent sites fine, most things fine. Growery and Shroomery no problem.

Some blog sites have been blocked for having anti-China blogs.

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43220 - 05/29/08 08:12 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

im in your webz stealing your freedumbs

Edited by token (05/29/08 08:13 PM)

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43252 - 05/29/08 08:38 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

kidaihuan said:
Quote:

implee said:
Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it




Yeah.

They only block sites about the Da1i 1ama and T1b3t. Also the 1989 event, and anything against China.

Some porn, as well, Pornhub is fine though. Bit torrent sites fine, most things fine. Growery and Shroomery no problem.

Some blog sites have been blocked for having anti-China blogs.




you serious? strict place, huh? a lot of freedom? I've heard it's freakin packed in china, not necessarily new york packed, but like wherever you live just goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Basically I've heard there's a higher population in china than anywhere else.


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43253 - 05/29/08 08:40 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Anywhere they give the death penalty for drugs is not somewhere I want to be.

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43255 - 05/29/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Iamasmoker said:
Quote:

kidaihuan said:
Quote:

implee said:
Does the great firewall of china allow shroomery? Cause i assume it allows growery until they block it




Yeah.

They only block sites about the Da1i 1ama and T1b3t. Also the 1989 event, and anything against China.

Some porn, as well, Pornhub is fine though. Bit torrent sites fine, most things fine. Growery and Shroomery no problem.

Some blog sites have been blocked for having anti-China blogs.




you serious? strict place, huh? a lot of freedom? I've heard it's freakin packed in china, not necessarily new york packed, but like wherever you live just goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Basically I've heard there's a higher population in china than anywhere else.



yes, china is the most populous nation in the world.


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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand

keep the shit

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43258 - 05/29/08 08:49 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

You like chinese children, right? Of the male variety?

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Hanky]
    #43318 - 05/29/08 09:31 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
Have you seen that video someone posted on the shroomery where a Chinese guy on a moped gets run over by a truck and about 7 sets of wheels go over him and smear him all down the road like sauce?



haha, that video is awesome.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1200284923/Guy_in_Taiwan_on_a_Scooter_Gets_Horribly_Splattered

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: maggotz]
    #43331 - 05/29/08 09:38 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah - that was fun to watch, but I didn't get any sound with it.

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Ombient]
    #43403 - 05/29/08 10:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Omni said:
Anywhere they give the death penalty for drugs is not somewhere I want to be.




you fuckin serious?


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43455 - 05/29/08 11:43 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Iamasmoker said:
Quote:

Omni said:
Anywhere they give the death penalty for drugs is not somewhere I want to be.




you fuckin serious?




Not for cultivation or production.

Only if you're smuggling huge amounts of drugs into the country.

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #43468 - 05/30/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

damn, execution. in fucking sane


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my rating of flavoraid:

b*tch*s shouldn't call me a retard..

and this shit... "I like to drink tea, lift weights, punch shit, have sex with girls"....

is gay as f**k

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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Iamasmoker]
    #43473 - 05/30/08 12:05 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i hate china


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: still beLIEve]
    #43475 - 05/30/08 12:06 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
i hate china


:boobs:

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OfflineHanky
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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: maggotz]
    #43597 - 05/30/08 06:18 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

maggotz said:
Quote:

Hanky said:
Have you seen that video someone posted on the shroomery where a Chinese guy on a moped gets run over by a truck and about 7 sets of wheels go over him and smear him all down the road like sauce?



haha, that video is awesome.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1200284923/Guy_in_Taiwan_on_a_Scooter_Gets_Horribly_Splattered





Thanks for finding that, it's a good thing that the truck driver hit his breaks and helped smear him along the road.


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Re: You know what I love about China... [Re: Hanky]
    #43600 - 05/30/08 06:29 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

lolz.. i remember that video...

but seriously .. i wonder what the hell was going through that truckies head? "oh hey look a scooter dude, lets run him over.. "

maybe "hmm i'm going a bit too fast.. oh well "
or "fucken scooter HURRY THE FUCK UP, thats it ...!!!@*$#"
" hio chiwa rama huaaa haza gori faa!!!"
or "ok i'm gonna close my eyes and hope this fucker has switched lanes after i open them"
.."all of the above?"


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oh noe! I'm heaps beached bro..

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