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Offlinestoner chick420
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drug test today ..
    #16945 - 05/02/08 07:32 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

ok so, i have a drug test in about 3 hours from now. Theyre doing the mouth swab, now to pass it has anybody ever heard of people brushing theyre teeth like every 10 mins && using listerine && listerine pocket packs??


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Invisiblemaggotz


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16948 - 05/02/08 07:42 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

drug tests ftl. and no, i've never hear that.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16951 - 05/02/08 07:45 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Relax. Mouth swab drug tests are easy to pass.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: maggotz]
    #16952 - 05/02/08 07:47 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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Saliva drug screen / Oral fluid-based drug screen

Saliva / oral fluid-based drug tests can generally detect use during the previous few days. Saliva or oral fluid based drug tests are becoming more prevalent because of their convenience and the fact that they can not be adulterated. Furthermore, on-site oral based tests in particular enable the implementation of random testing programs, proven to be the most effective type of drug screening. Oral fluid based tests are as accurate as urine and can be obtained from suppliers in the United States. Testing is usually performed by employers, for either pre-employment, random, post-accident, reasonable suspicion, or return-to-duty testing. Oral fluid based testing most closely mimics results found with blood and is preferable for detecting on-the-job drug use or in post-accident applications in this case because the degree of intoxication can be approximated based on the amount of substance.

Detection in saliva tests begins immediately upon use:

* Marijuana and hashish (THC): An hour after ingestion, and up to 24 hours depending on use.
* Cocaine (including crack): From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days.
* Opiates: From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days
* Methamphetamine and ecstasy (MDMA, "crank," "ice"): From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days.
* Benzodiazepines: From time of ingestion up to 2 to 3 days





If you haven't smoked weed in a day you might be ok. Brushing your teeth or rinsing with alcohol will not help you cheat these tests unless you do it right before you take the swab. Even then it probably won't mask any drugs in your system that are detectable by the swab.


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Offlinestoner chick420
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Re: drug test today .. [Re: coda]
    #16956 - 05/02/08 08:02 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

thanks guys .. well i smoked a blunt last night at like 10 maybe 11pm. My test is anywhere from 10am-11am today. Hopefully i pass.


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InvisibleThreeLittleBirds
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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16958 - 05/02/08 08:17 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Funny thing for me I have never cheated a piss test and should have failed every single one in drug counseling for work, when I got put for expoltion from school.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #16962 - 05/02/08 08:38 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

really?? .. thats awesome :smile:


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InvisibleToiletduk
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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16963 - 05/02/08 08:42 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

stoner chick420 said:
i smoked a blunt last night at like 10 maybe 11pm. My test is anywhere from 10am-11am today.




Not to unduly alarm you, but you might be in trouble.


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InvisibleThreeLittleBirds
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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16964 - 05/02/08 08:42 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah it's great, I carry a bottle of synthetic urine in my pocket with a heat pad close by at work just in case I hurt myself though I figure If I'm dirty I may as well try and fake it.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: Toiletduk]
    #16966 - 05/02/08 08:46 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Toiletduk said:
Quote:

stoner chick420 said:
i smoked a blunt last night at like 10 maybe 11pm. My test is anywhere from 10am-11am today.




Not to unduly alarm you, but you might be in trouble.




yeah I was gonna say that too but I didn't want her to freak out. Saliva test are for recent use you probably have a better chance of passing a urine test, sorry bud. But if I was you I would make up an excuse and ask to postpone it 4 days.


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Offlinestoner chick420
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Re: drug test today .. [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #16968 - 05/02/08 08:51 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

damn it lol that sucks .. well i'm going to a local shoprite thats nearby && they do the tests there. My two friends Matt and David gothired there and they both failed theyre tests and still got hired so if they dont let me re-schedule and i do fail they better still hire me.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16971 - 05/02/08 08:55 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

They probably don't care about weed, like when I went to donate plasma they give you a drug test but that mostly to stop people who use who use drugs intravenously. They may just be looking for hard drugs like heroin, meth and such


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Offlinestoner chick420
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Re: drug test today .. [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #16973 - 05/02/08 08:58 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

ooh ok good lol cause i dont got any of that in my system. shrooms cant come up i your system rite?? .. cause i took them for the first time saturday but im pretty sure everyone has told me that they dont show.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #16974 - 05/02/08 08:59 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah Also this is what is on Erowid the guy above got his info from Wikipedia I'll look for more info see what I can find

Quote:


Saliva Testing
In the past few years, new technologies have been developed which allow for saliva testing for the presence of Cannabis (THC). We do not currently have information about what the detection period is for these tests.





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Re: drug test today .. [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #16976 - 05/02/08 09:01 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

oh ok, thank yu :smile:


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InvisibleThreeLittleBirds
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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16978 - 05/02/08 09:06 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

This was taken from a drug testing site that offers urine and saliva.

Check out the site here if you want, I'm just skimming through real quick.

http://www.craigmedical.com/drug_test_faq.htm#Q:%20In%20general,%20what%20are%20the%20drug%20detection%20periods%20for%20the%20most%20abused%20drugs%20and%20how%20long%20after%20use




Quote:

Cannabinoids (THC-Marijuana)*

Minimum
6-18 hours

Maximum
*Infrequent user: up to 10 days / Chronic user:30 days or longer


* THC and PCP in particular are stored by the system in the fatty lipid tissue and are gradually released into the blood stream until cleared. For chronic users with a high body fat count, this process can take several weeks.





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Re: drug test today .. [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #16986 - 05/02/08 09:13 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

thank yu sweetie :smile: .. well hopefully they dont give a fuck if weed does pop up cause i really need this job. plus a got an eighth of kush waiting to be smoked when i come back home .. cant wait :rasta:


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: stoner chick420]
    #16996 - 05/02/08 09:37 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

stoner chick420 said:
thank yu sweetie :smile: .. well hopefully they dont give a fuck if weed does pop up cause i really need this job. plus a got an eighth of kush waiting to be smoked when i come back home .. cant wait :rasta:




In order for them to see what you test positive for they would have to send it to a lab for analysis.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: ThreeLittleBirds]
    #17006 - 05/02/08 10:07 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i went in to take my last piss test (the one you take to get off probation). figured it was a piss test, so i got the detox. was feeling pretty confident. then my PO said they're out of those kind, and i was gonna take a mouth swab test. i was fucking scared shitless. ended up failing the test (i had been on probation for 3 years). but my PO either felt bad and let me off anyway, or was too stupid to read the test right. because all he did was throw it away and tell me to have a good life.

true story, and happiest day of my life


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: drug test today .. [Re: still beLIEve]
    #17008 - 05/02/08 10:11 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
i went in to take my last piss test (the one you take to get off probation). figured it was a piss test, so i got the detox. was feeling pretty confident. then my PO said they're out of those kind, and i was gonna take a mouth swab test. i was fucking scared shitless. ended up failing the test (i had been on probation for 3 years). but my PO either felt bad and let me off anyway, or was too stupid to read the test right. because all he did was throw it away and tell me to have a good life.

true story, and happiest day of my life




might not have been positive too, like I posted before I have passed every piss test and everyone I should have failed.


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