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OfflineTHEBats
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airplane phun
    #120337 - 09/10/08 07:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

In-flight entertainment

If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:

  1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
  2. Remove your laptop.
  3. Start it up.
  4. Make sure the fellow traveler who is annoying you can see the screen.
  5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
  6. Then click here.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: airplane phun [Re: THEBats]
    #120339 - 09/10/08 07:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: airplane phun [Re: THEBats]
    #120345 - 09/10/08 08:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Uns4ne said:
:rofl2:



that's so great :smirk:


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Re: airplane phun [Re: THEBats]
    #120360 - 09/10/08 08:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ya do it. You'd be on two flights that day, the 2nd one first class to guantanamo

lol


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Re: airplane phun [Re: Ombient]
    #120370 - 09/10/08 09:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I wanna go to Guantanamo and get my cock meat sandwich.


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Re: airplane phun [Re: Agent00]
    #120403 - 09/10/08 10:28 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Agent00 said:
I wanna go to Guantanamo and get my cock meat sandwich.






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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: airplane phun [Re: THEBats]
    #120448 - 09/11/08 12:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

hahhhaha ya for real. you would be shot.


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Re: airplane phun [Re: highasfuck]
    #120497 - 09/11/08 01:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

if someone next to me was doing that i would close his laptop and end it right then and there


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