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OfflineTHEBats
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I was just wondering....
    #108979 - 08/14/08 03:04 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

....what would you do if you were  :69: a chick and she farted and kinda got shit mist on you?  would you be pissed?


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
    #108981 - 08/14/08 03:05 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I would be seriously...turned off.

Kind of off-topic, but what is your avatar of? It is kind of weird.


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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: aDoS]
    #108982 - 08/14/08 03:07 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

nancy pelosi


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: aDoS]
    #108983 - 08/14/08 03:07 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

looks like the old freaks movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0022913/

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aDoS said:
I would be seriously...turned off.

Kind of off-topic, but what is your avatar of? It is kind of weird.




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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: beatyou]
    #109073 - 08/14/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:methisgood:


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Invisibledrok
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
    #109074 - 08/14/08 01:09 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

tha chick in your avatar looks like shes havin a good time,
nothin weird about that

as for the spray fart question, it depends on how hot she is


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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: drok]
    #109098 - 08/14/08 02:45 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

No never. If shes super hot its even more of a turn off. because youd expect that from an ugly chick.

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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: highasfuck]
    #109100 - 08/14/08 02:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Hot chicks don't fart. True fact.


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Invisibletsollost
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
    #109104 - 08/14/08 02:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

may i ask what sparked this question? lol.


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: Toiletduk]
    #109105 - 08/14/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Oh this is true!

Only the fat ones who can't stop eating shit do that.


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OfflineSlave of Cthulhu
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
    #109107 - 08/14/08 02:49 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Your avatar looks like some Aphex Twin shit, but yeah...I'd be pissed, if I had one in me i'd rip a fat one right in er face. Girls fartin is just a huge turn off, I don't mind burpin.


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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #109293 - 08/14/08 08:55 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'd overlook the fart assuming it was fairly quiet and not too odorous.

But spray!? Fuck that.

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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: tsollost]
    #109351 - 08/14/08 10:12 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

tsollost said:
may i ask what sparked this question? lol.



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Offlineblunt master
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: highasfuck]
    #109355 - 08/14/08 10:15 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

highasfuck said:
No never. If shes super hot its even more of a turn off. because youd expect that from an ugly chick.



yeah i think id rather get shit misted by a ugly chick then a hot chick also

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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: blunt master]
    #109359 - 08/14/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Hot chicks- dont poop

ugly chicks- poop


simple as that

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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: highasfuck]
    #109363 - 08/14/08 10:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:

I agree.


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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #109454 - 08/14/08 11:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

holy fuck when did I post this?


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Offlinehighasfuck
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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
    #109455 - 08/14/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I hate that!

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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
    #109462 - 08/14/08 11:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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THEBats said:
holy fuck when did I post this?




(20 hours, 14 minutes ago)

Possibly whilst fucked up?


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Re: I was just wondering.... [Re: THEBats]
    #109500 - 08/15/08 12:02 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

THEBats said:
....what would you do if you were  :69: a chick and she farted and kinda got shit mist on you?  would you be pissed?



That's disgusting bro. I would definitely be turned off.


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