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 andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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 Teragon is a Cuntrag! 
#89746 - 07/21/08 09:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yes, this amazing five-part series can be yours if you act RIGHT NOW!
Here is just a quick sample of what is inside:
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He smells like fish and never has beer.
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He raped four catholic nuns when he was only 6!
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He works for the CIA organizing important cocaine imports, he
also fucks pigs.
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He's cool though. Once, I saw him bite the head off a young
vietnamese boy who had tried to feed his gold fish before time.
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Once we were out riding bikes he stole my seat and the pole
stuck in my ass all the way home. He then 'fixed' my sore bum with his
pen0r.
This beautiful volume can be yours for only $39.95 (plus shipping and handling),
but only if you call this number right now: 1 (800) CUN-TRAG
Please, have your credit card ready. Operators are standing by.
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Once I started reading it, I couldn't put it down - it's that good!
- Linda Fairchild, Chicago, IL
The illustrations alone were most revealing and made my mouth drop!
- Frank Johnson, Melbourne, Aus.
If half of the things inside are true, I'd change my name and leave the country.
- Joanne Steinburg, Flagstaff, AZ
The author, Hanky, is a genius. The way he reaches the reader is completely inspirational.
- Mark Cromwell, Dallas, TX
I never thought there could be so much dirt on a single individual - this book is a MUST HAVE!
- Rita Cartwright, Sydney, Aus
What can I say? A New York Best Seller for sure - no doubt about it at all.
- Mary Frausgren, Toronto, Can.
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 Coaster
I'm Back Baby
 
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central 
Last seen: 15 years, 24 days
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 Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: andyistic]
#89747 - 07/21/08 09:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Coaster]
#89751 - 07/21/08 09:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You don't understand historical significance. 
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: andyistic]
#89758 - 07/21/08 09:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I haven't seen Teragon around much lately in the Chem & Pharm board.
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Sativus]
#89760 - 07/21/08 09:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I haven't seen Teragon around much lately in any board.
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Teragon
Noddy
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 2
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: andyistic]
#89762 - 07/21/08 09:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm signing the first 10 copies as well. For the avid collectors.
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need that cash to feed them jones
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Phriend
/\/\♠♠♠/\/\
Registered: 06/19/08
Posts: 2,416
Loc: in the walls
Last seen: 17 years, 4 months
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: andyistic]
#89763 - 07/21/08 09:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I hope I don't turn into a cuntrag the older I get
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Teragon
Noddy
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 2
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Sativus]
#89764 - 07/21/08 09:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm alive. Just not posting much.
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need that cash to feed them jones
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Teragon]
#89765 - 07/21/08 09:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Teragon]
#89766 - 07/21/08 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Teragon said:
I'm alive. Just not posting much.
HOLY SHIT!
It's about time you show up!
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coda
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 4,736
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Teragon]
#89891 - 07/21/08 12:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Teragon said:
I'm alive. Just not posting much.
well, you've got a lot of catching up to do then. 
Still down in the oz? hows life?
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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: coda]
#90002 - 07/21/08 04:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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He's still in Oz and always will be, He's home.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Hanky]
#90008 - 07/21/08 04:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Did Merk show you the clip of the crazed Aussie?
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: andyistic]
#90009 - 07/21/08 04:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't think so.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Hanky]
#90010 - 07/21/08 04:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 2,397
Loc: Ass Flavour Pie Factory
Last seen: 16 years, 11 months
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: andyistic]
#90012 - 07/21/08 04:16 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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LOLZ! Croyden is not far from here.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Hanky]
#90013 - 07/21/08 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't know what exactly had him all hot an bothered, but I imagine Jeetered acting very much the same way.
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0xYg3n
el cid
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,591
Last seen: 17 years, 2 months
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: Teragon]
#90044 - 07/21/08 05:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wow. It's Teragon! 
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Salmonged
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 82
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Re: Teragon is a Cuntrag! [Re: 0xYg3n]
#90052 - 07/21/08 06:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Bwahahahahahahahahaha Teragon
postttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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LSD cured my headache.
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