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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Phriend]
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Phriend said:
Slave of Cthulhu said:
That's when I wake up. I never sleep past 10. I like my mornings.


especially when you wake up with morning wood and feel the need to rub one out before showering
Most of the time when I wake up it's with a hard-on
which btw is super :awesome:


I have always thought that must be annoying...and when exactly does the morning wood stop? like at which age?

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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Membership costs extra... But with the full membershit, you get a 15% discount on all items and on the weekends you get to bring a friend free of charge.


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: bananatelephone]
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I'm quite sure it doesn't stop. It's a natural man thing... It's MUCH better when you wake up with a girl next to you. One hell of a way to make em say, wow!


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: bananatelephone]
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bananatelephone said:
Phriend said:
Slave of Cthulhu said:
That's when I wake up. I never sleep past 10. I like my mornings.


especially when you wake up with morning wood and feel the need to rub one out before showering
Most of the time when I wake up it's with a hard-on
which btw is super :awesome:


I have always thought that must be annoying...and when exactly does the morning wood stop? like at which age?



which age u ask?
I'm guessing 75 or older

then again there's always viagra and other pharms


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Slave of Cthulhu said:
I'm quite sure it doesn't stop. It's a natural man thing... It's MUCH better when you wake up with a girl next to you. One hell of a way to make em say, wow!


boooiinnngggggg

The chick who was next to me is still asleep..
Yet I won't disturb her I'll go rub one out..
then she wakes up horny as hell and I'm like ughhh wake up earlier next time ..if anything lets give it a go ..Mmmm a second helping is always nice


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Phriend]
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Quote:
I have always thought that must be annoying


the only time it's annoying is when you wake up before you want to, because you have to piss, and you have to wait for it to go away enough so you don't piss all over you wall.  It becomes even more annoying when that wait wakes you up to the point where you can't get back to sleep.


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MFDoom666: sobriety kills my buzz every time.

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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Phriend]
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I thought the whole concept of morning wood ended after the teen years...i guess it goes on for a long time.

Very intriguing.

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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: coda]
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coda said:
Quote:
I have always thought that must be annoying


the only time it's annoying is when you wake up before you want to, because you have to piss, and you have to wait for it to go away enough so you don't piss all over you wall.  It becomes even more annoying when that wait wakes you up to the point where you can't get back to sleep.


sucky deal.

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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: bananatelephone]
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no, sucky deal is what happens to make the morning wood go away :wink:


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: coda]
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:lol:

ahah its funny and true.

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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: bananatelephone]
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boners can be annoying lol

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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: coda]
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Morning wood FTL


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Ombient]
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Omni said:
boners can be annoying lol


Only when you're in a public place and there's no room for masturbation


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Phriend]
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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
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LOL, i think i found a new desktop image :smile:

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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: coda]
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Hahaha. It's a great picture.


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Re: Why are you up so early? [Re: coda]
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coda said:
no, sucky deal is what happens to make the morning wood go away :wink:


:lol:

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