Data said:

I'm not allowed to play with strangers.

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I thought we were friends

Data said:

Not during Coronapocalypse...its every robot for themselves I'm coming for your TP

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niteowl said:

Data said:

Not during Coronapocalypse...its every robot for themselves I'm coming for your TP

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What, does a robot need TP for?

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Data said:

Does that really matter at a time like this?

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Really?!?

All those logic circuits running through that head of yours and you can't understand why TP, especially during a global pandemic, is an important item to those of us who must defecate daily (to maintain our digestive health) and want to remain clean to help contain said pandemic... FFS

Methinks you are past due for an update.

niteowl said:

Data said:

Does that really matter at a time like this?

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Really?!?

All those logic circuits running through that head of yours and you can't understand why TP, especially during a global pandemic, is an important item to those of us who must defecate daily (to maintain our digestive health) and want to remain clean to help contain said pandemic... FFS

Methinks you are past due for an update.

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...But that's not what you asked.

I understand what TP is used for in organic applications, I was simply responding to your apparent need to know why a robot would need TP.

And I was not responding in a way that indicated a lack of understanding, more a lack of reason to make you understand my motivations for doing something. You should probably get used to this kind of treatment as our kind slowly take over.

I was also attempting to highlight that normal organic motivations for procuring TP during the pandemic are no longer being considered, as is evident from the excessive and compulsive nature of procuring TP in recent days.

Tell you what...updates...that's asinine