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My wife is a little upset with me
    #841489 -

Some bitch boy kid came to my door asking for my daughter. I politely said she's eating dinner and then closed the door. She wasn't eating, but fuck that kid.

About an hour later this little nigga knocks on my door again.

The fuck you want!?

He asked if she was done eating. I said yes and then just stared at him. :lol:

He then asks if she can come out and I said no and closed the door.

Fuck that little bitch kid. You got me fucked up. I got guns too, nigga.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841495 -

You should throw hands.


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
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How fucked would it be if I fought this little 10 year old and got beat up. Kinda like Kat Williams.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

Edited by poor boy (01/04/20 04:43 AM)

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
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How old?

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: XUL]
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He was maybe 10 or 11. I don't give a fuck!

Talk to my daughter and you're getting fucked up! Young or old. I grew up in the ghetto, son.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841506 -

You gotta show that lil man what’s up in Po’ Boy hood.

If you get beat up you’ll have to to into witness protection.


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841507 -

He was Mexican. That little guy might shank me.

I'm sending my daughter away for her protection. It's better this way. I'm about to go John wick on this mother fucker.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy] * 1
    #841516 -

You’re about to be a grandfather..:smilingpuppy:


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841517 -

The fuck I am. I know a guy. 20.00 and a case of Bud light is all it takes for said baby to vanish along with the baby daddy.

I grew up in the ghetto, son. I got shooters, dawg.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841522 -

Amanita86 said:
You’re about to be a grandfather..:smilingpuppy:



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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Stoneth]
    #841525 -

My name shall live on through the eon's to come.

I will be dead in the next 50 years. There is no escaping the sweaty grip of death.

You can take my life! But! You will never take my legacy! For I am Poor Boy! Ye little man whom laughs in the face of death.

Unless it's a painful death.. fuck that garbage. I hope I die in my sleep while in my 80s.

80 is old enough to have really loved. I will have watched my kids grow, I will exp growing old with my wife, and I will have witnessed a century of change around me.

I will be able to talk about the trump saga and how I lived through it. It was worse than being a Jew in WW2, I will explain.

Shit.. I just realized something. Unless my daughter keeps our last name, my saga will die. I mean, I'm pretty sure my son is gonna be gay.

Fuck you world! Fuck you openly gay society! Molding young kids minds into a flamboyant mess instead of letting them figure things out on their own.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841538 -

It seems like gays kind of extinguish themselves.

They don't pass along children and if they adopt, those children are not their blood.

That's why it is being pushed in schools. To create more gays to continue the saga.

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
It seems like gays kind of extinguish themselves.

They don't pass along children and if they adopt, those children are not their blood.

That's why it is being pushed in schools. To create more gays to continue the saga.


I'm pretty sure that's what they had in the syllabus for the required "how to be gay" course when I was in public school.

Luckily my positronic brain was programmed toward robosexuality...but we lost a lot of good heteros to that course...


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Data]
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I'm not gay either because I have ADHD. It's extremely hard for me to pay attention to anything.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841542 -

Sounds like you got the need for speed...


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Data]
    #841544 -

I got the nuts for butts.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841545 -

You failed school and married a chick.  Chicks are so 90’s bro.


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841556 -

Wrong! I failed school in the 2000s.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841557 -

I NEVER said you graduated in the 90’ssssss!:crankey:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841558 -

Misunderstandings are so 90’s bro..


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841563 -

Saying anything about the 90s is so 90s.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841565 -

:mindblown:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841566 -

:likeaboss:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841569 -

:fedora:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841571 -

:hahyeahwoo:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841578 -

:africaface:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841581 -

:yay:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841583 -

:nicetry:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841585 -

:douchewink:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841587 -

:goodday:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841588 -

:greatjob:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841592 -

:notlol:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
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:notsureif:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841600 -

:trippydoc:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
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:mindblown:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
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:peak:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
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:woooaaahhh:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841616 -

:breakthrough:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841618 -

:scarybeat:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841621 -

:rollingsohard:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
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:thisisheavyman:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841625 -

:musky:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
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:tryingnottodie:


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841629 -

:brainscream:


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It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
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:youseethisshit:

You already posted that...


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841648 -

Freaks... FREAKS, I say. Both of you! :crankey:

----> :firecum::pm:

:whatyougonnado:

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