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My wife is a little upset with me
    #841489 - 01/03/20 08:06 PM (8 months, 10 days ago)

Some bitch boy kid came to my door asking for my daughter. I politely said she's eating dinner and then closed the door. She wasn't eating, but fuck that kid.

About an hour later this little nigga knocks on my door again.

The fuck you want!?

He asked if she was done eating. I said yes and then just stared at him. :lol:

He then asks if she can come out and I said no and closed the door.

Fuck that little bitch kid. You got me fucked up. I got guns too, nigga.


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841495 - 01/04/20 12:51 AM (8 months, 10 days ago)

You should throw hands.


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841501 - 01/04/20 02:16 AM (8 months, 10 days ago)

How fucked would it be if I fought this little 10 year old and got beat up. Kinda like Kat Williams.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841503 - 01/04/20 05:14 AM (8 months, 10 days ago)

How old?


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: XUL]
    #841504 - 01/04/20 06:45 AM (8 months, 10 days ago)

He was maybe 10 or 11. I don't give a fuck!

Talk to my daughter and you're getting fucked up! Young or old. I grew up in the ghetto, son.


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841506 - 01/04/20 09:26 AM (8 months, 10 days ago)

You gotta show that lil man what’s up in Po’ Boy hood.

If you get beat up you’ll have to to into witness protection.


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841507 - 01/04/20 12:44 PM (8 months, 9 days ago)

He was Mexican. That little guy might shank me.

I'm sending my daughter away for her protection. It's better this way. I'm about to go John wick on this mother fucker.


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy] * 1
    #841516 - 01/04/20 08:25 PM (8 months, 9 days ago)

You’re about to be a grandfather..:smilingpuppy:


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841517 - 01/04/20 09:11 PM (8 months, 9 days ago)

The fuck I am. I know a guy. 20.00 and a case of Bud light is all it takes for said baby to vanish along with the baby daddy.

I grew up in the ghetto, son. I got shooters, dawg.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841522 - 01/05/20 02:12 AM (8 months, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
You’re about to be a grandfather..:smilingpuppy:




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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Stoneth]
    #841525 - 01/05/20 08:00 AM (8 months, 9 days ago)

My name shall live on through the eon's to come.

I will be dead in the next 50 years. There is no escaping the sweaty grip of death.

You can take my life! But! You will never take my legacy! For I am Poor Boy! Ye little man whom laughs in the face of death.

Unless it's a painful death.. fuck that garbage. I hope I die in my sleep while in my 80s.

80 is old enough to have really loved. I will have watched my kids grow, I will exp growing old with my wife, and I will have witnessed a century of change around me.

I will be able to talk about the trump saga and how I lived through it. It was worse than being a Jew in WW2, I will explain.

Shit.. I just realized something. Unless my daughter keeps our last name, my saga will die. I mean, I'm pretty sure my son is gonna be gay.

Fuck you world! Fuck you openly gay society! Molding young kids minds into a flamboyant mess instead of letting them figure things out on their own.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841538 - 01/05/20 12:37 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

It seems like gays kind of extinguish themselves.

They don't pass along children and if they adopt, those children are not their blood.

That's why it is being pushed in schools. To create more gays to continue the saga.


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: XUL]
    #841540 - 01/05/20 01:38 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

Quote:

XUL said:
It seems like gays kind of extinguish themselves.

They don't pass along children and if they adopt, those children are not their blood.

That's why it is being pushed in schools. To create more gays to continue the saga.



I'm pretty sure that's what they had in the syllabus for the required "how to be gay" course when I was in public school.

Luckily my positronic brain was programmed toward robosexuality...but we lost a lot of good heteros to that course...


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Data]
    #841541 - 01/05/20 01:40 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

I'm not gay either because I have ADHD. It's extremely hard for me to pay attention to anything.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841542 - 01/05/20 01:53 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

Sounds like you got the need for speed...


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Data]
    #841544 - 01/05/20 05:29 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

I got the nuts for butts.


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841545 - 01/05/20 06:32 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

You failed school and married a chick.  Chicks are so 90’s bro.


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841556 - 01/05/20 06:42 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

Wrong! I failed school in the 2000s.


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: poor boy]
    #841557 - 01/05/20 06:44 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

I NEVER said you graduated in the 90’ssssss!:crankey:


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Re: My wife is a little upset with me [Re: Amanita86]
    #841558 - 01/05/20 06:44 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

Misunderstandings are so 90’s bro..


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