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OfflineRasJeph
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Stocking the bar
    #778491 - 05/12/15 01:54 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

OK it's summer time. There's the obvious base spirits, rum, vodka, whiskey, gin. Got that taken care of.

NO FUCKIN TEQUILA IN MY HOUSE EVER.

Whats some other essentials? Apple and peach schnapps seem to be in everything. Probably get a bottle of fireball because that's good for shots. Girls like Malibu and shit, or bring their own shitty coolers.

I'll grab something high proof because that always sits around for a long time before it's gone. I'd like some absinthe but I think it's all pussy American shit around here, if I'm gonna bother I want some real wormwood stuff.

So yeah. What else is a basic mixer I'm missing? I have grenadine and stuff.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: RasJeph]
    #778492 - 05/12/15 01:59 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Jameson, honey Bourbon, and ron diaz rum (my favs)


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: P-O]
    #778498 - 05/12/15 02:20 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Got Jameson taken care of haha. Got a big bottle for my birthday from my homie and I hoard it like a fuckin miser. I can't do shots because I alcohol poisoned myself with Lord Calvert as a kid, but I can do Jameson and (cold) jager. 

Gotta get the honey whiskey. I actually prefer the syrupy Evan Williams brand to wild turkey or something because it's easier to drink on the rocks for me.

I'll have to check out that rum. I usually get kraken rum but if that's a little lighter I might grab it. I have the dark taken care of, I need some light.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: RasJeph]
    #778965 - 05/16/15 04:47 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Brandy dude like ej brandy is one of my fave sip on that shit Hennessey if u feel rich umm moonshine in a mason jar u know not the vodka version tho the flavored ones


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: pizzeria]
    #778967 - 05/16/15 07:38 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Good call on the henny.

We've got jars of that Apple pie moonshine shit. Ugh I hate breaking that out. It's so damn good but everyone immediately blacks out from it. It's only like 1/16th liquor and it still makes everyone shit their pants drunk haha.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: RasJeph]
    #778975 - 05/16/15 10:58 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Why no tequila? A good bottle of %100 agave is nice to have around. All you need are limes and you're set.  Tequila Sunrise is good, too (tequila, grenadine, and oj).


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #778978 - 05/16/15 11:08 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Tequila has to be anejo or GTFO.


Much more important than any liquor is good beer. Lots and lots of good beer.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Mycophile]
    #778981 - 05/16/15 11:14 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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Mycophile said:
Tequila has to be anejo or GTFO.


Much more important than any liquor is good beer. Lots and lots of good beer.




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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #778984 - 05/16/15 12:16 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I would recommend kahlua and bailey's Irish cream, which would open up an entirely different dimension of drinks to your arsenal.

Besides, what would you do if The Dude came to visit?


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: SleepAid]
    #779019 - 05/16/15 05:25 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

For high proof get Absinthe.  Keep a bottle of Logan Fils around - pricey though...


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Karmikal]
    #779037 - 05/16/15 10:40 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Jims devils cut is a pretty good whiskey to have around...


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #779067 - 05/17/15 01:40 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bumble_Dick said:
Why no tequila?




Literally every time I drink it somehow tops the previous worst day of my life.


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    #779306 - 05/20/15 03:39 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: RasJeph]
    #779382 - 05/20/15 09:39 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Bumble_Dick said:
Why no tequila?




Literally every time I drink it somehow tops the previous worst day of my life.





Do you have any good tequila stories you'd like to share? It's given me more stories than I'd care to admit, including my first disorderly conduct charge.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #779384 - 05/20/15 09:46 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

First regrettable time I was drinking it at my table with my boy. I thought it was lower proof because it was a mixed bottle. I was thinking like uv or some other schnapps. Drank it from the bottle, did a flip in my living room onto the floor. Stood up with a magazine stuck to my arm. Peeled it off and it was glued on with blood. The staples ripped deep as fuck into my arm lol. Passed out under the dining room table.

Second time we were drinking GOOD tequila with limes and salt. Went to a party with it and blacked out quick. He got mad and tried to choke a bitch out and I swung at him I guess. Mind you this is my best friend. So I'm on the ground in the snow with him trying to hold him down with him just punching the fuck out of me. I'm yelling "dude I'm not gonna hit you". Both bawling our eyes out, we shook hands. Someone took him home and I went back to the party. I quit drinking for like 4 months after that lol. Everyone said it was OK and I did what I had to but I was very embarrassed. I don't really remember any of it. I guess the girl I was fucking at the time pulled up and saw it happening. She got out and kicked the fuck out of him with her boots on and I caught one in the process.

We're still drinking buddies. Best Bros.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: RasJeph] * 1
    #779415 - 05/21/15 01:02 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Haha, tequila will choke a bitch.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #779418 - 05/21/15 01:52 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

last time i went to mexico with my homie we went to all inclusive resort for a week

One night we got sooooo pissed on tequila shots.  Well we drank everyday but this night we were fucked!  I was sniffin rails in the bathroom all night (grabbed a ball off the bartender), so i was kinda evened out all the shots we did.

But he dont sniff coke, and kept up to me doin shot after shot.  He ended up decking some old dude out for no reason (classic tequila).  Then he somehow lost his pants and he would just pull out his dick and piss all over the side of the bar and on tables beside it, any time he had to piss.  When they threatened to kick him out. he kept sayin shit like "I own you niggers, now go get me another shot nigger". :facepalm:

i hate babysittin bro's when they get like this...  so i go to take him to his room.  hes on a main level sweet.  so he can just go into his room from the padio doors.  2 mins later i hear a scream.  he randomly went into some family's room (lock your padio doors!), still missing his pants too.  After diffusing the situation once again we finally found his room, and he passed out.  I stayed up all night sniffin rails with some other people at the resort.

just another night on tequila...


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #779419 - 05/21/15 07:06 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Haha, tequila will choke a bitch.




To be fair she's a horrible cunt who sucks all the fun out of any room she's in. She's also really fucked my whole crew around at one point or another. But I can't let him choke my buddies sister no matter how much she deserves it.

And LOL p-o. Thankfully my dick wasn't out as far as I know.


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: RasJeph]
    #779430 - 05/21/15 09:55 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Can I be in your crew?


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Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: Stocking the bar [Re: poor boy]
    #779435 - 05/21/15 10:33 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

As long as you don't mind drinking mad dog under a bridge and smoking weed you're pretty much have already in.


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