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That retard called me again at like 5:30 am, asking me to go to his room because the air conditioner wouldn't work, since he couldn't understand my explanations cuz he was too fucking drunk, I had to go. I went in the room

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Manitou said:

So as you may or may not know, I work as front desk receptionist at an hotel.

On the night of thursday to friday, as I entered the building to begin my shift, I saw a car entering the parking. The client parked his car right in front of the door, and entered the building. He was so fucking drunk, I could smell the booze from so far lol ... he asked us to park his car and get his luggage to his room (which was the last one available in the hotel, and he kept whining about price). We dont offer these services at the hotel, we work alone most of the time and we were 2 cuz the guy working before me was about to finish his shift. Anyway, I told him no but the other guy did it to get tip. When he came back to get his keys, he told us that his wife had just quit him, and that he had a child and bla bla bla.

He went to his room for like 5 minutes then went to the bar in front of the hotel. He came back at around 3 am, totally wasted as fuck, fell in the lobby. He was with a guy, who I believe was a client of the hotel as well. The drunken bastard called me at like 3:15 to get an escort number because he believed the hotel has a list of that .... I told him we didn't and he kept insisting. I told him that he could check on google but I wasn't gonna do it for him. From 3:15 to 5 am, he called me like 5-6 times to get an escort number because he thought I was lying to him and we had a list... I told him that I had no reason to lie to him, and that we didn't keep such list because the hotel doesn't want to be associated with this crap.

So, he went outside to smoke a cigarette, on his way out he asked me to look for a number again ... I told him no... he said that our internet didn't work. He said to find a number while he was smoking his cigarette, then ran out. Since his internet "didn't work" I wrote him an access code for our servers. He saw it from outside, walked into the hotel with his cigarette asking DID YOU GET ONE DID YOU GET ONE?!? .... I was getting pretty fucking tired of him so I told him to fuck off with the cig inside.

That retard called me again at like 5:30 am, asking me to go to his room because the air conditioner wouldn't work, since he couldn't understand my explanations cuz he was too fucking drunk, I had to go. I went in the room, stopped air conditioner, then he asked me to make the internet work on his cellphone... which already had an internet connection... just had to press on the application to use it ... Then he asked me to find an escort number, I said no, told him to google it himself. I went back to the front desk, he calls back asking me to call him an escort, I told him to fuck off for the last time.

So, keep in mind that guy's wife had just kicked him out, he stayed 2 more nights, and for these 2, I've seen at least 3-4 hookers go to his room  per night, good job greasy fucker.

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Fuck, that was you?! I was pretty drunk but I didn't realize I was that bad my apologies sir.

iStoner said:

Oh god, this just makes me wonder how interesting it must have been to be working at a hotel that hunter s thompson staid at.

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Manitou said:

Doubt it was you since you do not speak Molière's language.

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Its my second  language.