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OfflineManitou
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Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb
    #731001 - 05/11/14 07:18 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

So as you may or may not know, I work as front desk receptionist at a hotel.

On the night of thursday to friday, as I entered the building to begin my shift, I saw a car entering the parking. The client parked his car right in front of the door, and entered the building. He was so fucking drunk, I could smell the booze from so far lol ... he asked us to park his car and get his luggage to his room (which was the last one available in the hotel, and he kept whining about price). We dont offer these services at the hotel, we work alone most of the time and we were 2 cuz the guy working before me was about to finish his shift. Anyway, I told him no but the other guy did it to get tip. When he came back to get his keys, he told us that his wife had just quit him, and that he had a child and bla bla bla.

He went to his room for like 5 minutes then went to the bar in front of the hotel. He came back at around 3 am, totally wasted as fuck, fell in the lobby. He was with a guy, who I believe was a client of the hotel as well. The drunken bastard called me at like 3:15 to get an escort number because he believed the hotel has a list of that .... I told him we didn't and he kept insisting. I told him that he could check on google but I wasn't gonna do it for him. From 3:15 to 5 am, he called me like 5-6 times to get an escort number because he thought I was lying to him and we had a list... I told him that I had no reason to lie to him, and that we didn't keep such list because the hotel doesn't want to be associated with this crap.

So, he went outside to smoke a cigarette, on his way out he asked me to look for a number again ... I told him no... he said that our internet didn't work. He said to find a number while he was smoking his cigarette, then ran out. Since his internet "didn't work" I wrote him an access code for our servers. He saw it from outside, walked into the hotel with his cigarette asking DID YOU GET ONE DID YOU GET ONE?!? .... I was getting pretty fucking tired of him so I told him to fuck off with the cig inside.

That retard called me again at like 5:30 am, asking me to go to his room because the air conditioner wouldn't work, since he couldn't understand my explanations cuz he was too fucking drunk, I had to go. I went in the room, stopped air conditioner, then he asked me to make the internet work on his cellphone... which already had an internet connection... just had to press on the application to use it ... Then he asked me to find an escort number, I said no, told him to google it himself. I went back to the front desk, he calls back asking me to call him an escort, I told him to fuck off for the last time.

So, keep in mind that guy's wife had just kicked him out, he stayed 2 more nights, and for these 2, I've seen at least 3-4 hookers go to his room  per night, good job greasy fucker.


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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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For pictures of my weed, go to the Québec Ganja! Thread (Newly updated 20/05/2015)


Edited by Manitou (05/12/14 04:57 PM)


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: Manitou]
    #731002 - 05/11/14 08:02 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: scrapske]
    #731004 - 05/11/14 08:42 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I just finished my shift and apparently he asked the person working yesterday morning if he could get a discount for staying 1 month lmao


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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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For pictures of my weed, go to the Québec Ganja! Thread (Newly updated 20/05/2015)


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: Manitou]
    #731018 - 05/11/14 10:40 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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That retard called me again at like 5:30 am, asking me to go to his room because the air conditioner wouldn't work, since he couldn't understand my explanations cuz he was too fucking drunk, I had to go. I went in the room




How much money did he pay you to "fix his air conditioner" .....  you can tell us elort


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: P-O]
    #731020 - 05/11/14 10:42 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I believe its 10 bucks for a standard repair or 20 for the deluxe repair


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: drawde]
    #731022 - 05/11/14 10:44 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

does that include a finger in the butthole?


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: P-O]
    #731025 - 05/11/14 10:45 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Deluxe includes drainhole inspection


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: drawde]
    #731027 - 05/11/14 11:02 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)




Gask sign me up


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: P-O]
    #731173 - 05/12/14 01:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)



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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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For pictures of my weed, go to the Québec Ganja! Thread (Newly updated 20/05/2015)


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: Manitou]
    #731179 - 05/12/14 02:06 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Can't you guys just refuse service?


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: Sham87]
    #731184 - 05/12/14 02:44 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I told him no every single time he asked me for escort numbers, the only thing I helped him with was shut off the air conditionner in his room, so yeah we can refuse to do retarded services


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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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For pictures of my weed, go to the Québec Ganja! Thread (Newly updated 20/05/2015)


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: Manitou]
    #731203 - 05/12/14 04:27 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Manitou said:
So as you may or may not know, I work as front desk receptionist at an hotel.

On the night of thursday to friday, as I entered the building to begin my shift, I saw a car entering the parking. The client parked his car right in front of the door, and entered the building. He was so fucking drunk, I could smell the booze from so far lol ... he asked us to park his car and get his luggage to his room (which was the last one available in the hotel, and he kept whining about price). We dont offer these services at the hotel, we work alone most of the time and we were 2 cuz the guy working before me was about to finish his shift. Anyway, I told him no but the other guy did it to get tip. When he came back to get his keys, he told us that his wife had just quit him, and that he had a child and bla bla bla.

He went to his room for like 5 minutes then went to the bar in front of the hotel. He came back at around 3 am, totally wasted as fuck, fell in the lobby. He was with a guy, who I believe was a client of the hotel as well. The drunken bastard called me at like 3:15 to get an escort number because he believed the hotel has a list of that .... I told him we didn't and he kept insisting. I told him that he could check on google but I wasn't gonna do it for him. From 3:15 to 5 am, he called me like 5-6 times to get an escort number because he thought I was lying to him and we had a list... I told him that I had no reason to lie to him, and that we didn't keep such list because the hotel doesn't want to be associated with this crap.

So, he went outside to smoke a cigarette, on his way out he asked me to look for a number again ... I told him no... he said that our internet didn't work. He said to find a number while he was smoking his cigarette, then ran out. Since his internet "didn't work" I wrote him an access code for our servers. He saw it from outside, walked into the hotel with his cigarette asking DID YOU GET ONE DID YOU GET ONE?!? .... I was getting pretty fucking tired of him so I told him to fuck off with the cig inside.

That retard called me again at like 5:30 am, asking me to go to his room because the air conditioner wouldn't work, since he couldn't understand my explanations cuz he was too fucking drunk, I had to go. I went in the room, stopped air conditioner, then he asked me to make the internet work on his cellphone... which already had an internet connection... just had to press on the application to use it ... Then he asked me to find an escort number, I said no, told him to google it himself. I went back to the front desk, he calls back asking me to call him an escort, I told him to fuck off for the last time.

So, keep in mind that guy's wife had just kicked him out, he stayed 2 more nights, and for these 2, I've seen at least 3-4 hookers go to his room  per night, good job greasy fucker.




Fuck, that was you?! I was pretty drunk but I didn't realize I was that bad :facepalm: my apologies sir.


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #731208 - 05/12/14 04:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Doubt it was you since you do not speak Molière's language.


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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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For pictures of my weed, go to the Québec Ganja! Thread (Newly updated 20/05/2015)


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: Manitou]
    #731211 - 05/12/14 05:05 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:


Oh god, this just makes me wonder how interesting it must have been to be working at a hotel that hunter s thompson staid at.


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: iStoner]
    #731252 - 05/12/14 08:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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iStoner said:
:rofl:


Oh god, this just makes me wonder how interesting it must have been to be working at a hotel that hunter s thompson staid at.



:laugh2:


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: Manitou]
    #731269 - 05/12/14 10:58 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Manitou said:
Doubt it was you since you do not speak Molière's language.



Its my second  language. :shrug:


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Re: Another greasy episode of what happens at my jawb [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #731329 - 05/13/14 12:02 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

next time someone does that shit... get him the dam number!!!! for a chick with a dick!!!! picture the surprise on his face....


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