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Tips to please women in bed
    #685770 - 09/20/13 03:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Hey guys I was just wondering what some of the tricks you guys employ when getting it on with a woman friend?

For me I usually start by making out with them and slowly start grabbing her body sensually and eventually stripping her and going down on her (if its clean of course).

Sometimes I just dive in and start pumping away but that can get old fast.

There is a bunch of shit that I do but I usually do my thang in some sort of missionary position mostly to watch their face (it gets me off to see them enjoy it).

To anyone who feels this is a retarded thread, don't post in it, I just want to know what fucked up shit the growerites do to their women and maybe learn somethang new.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685773 - 09/20/13 03:23 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

i find different chicks get wet different ways..    Making out also seems to get most chicks in the mood (then i start kissing the neck).  Most chicks love getting kissed on the neck (slowly & sexually). I usually play with the clit for a bit before i use my fingers in the box,  this seems to get em bagging for the dick.


as for sexual postions i find using a pillow under their ass allows u to hit that g spot better with the dick.



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To anyone who feels this is a retarded thread, don't post in it, I just want to know what fucked up shit the growerites do to their women and maybe learn somethang new.





most guys on this site get zero pussy so dont expect much for replys.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: P-O]
    #685777 - 09/20/13 04:13 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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PositiveOutlook said:
i find different chicks get wet different ways..    Making out also seems to get most chicks in the mood (then i start kissing the neck).  Most chicks love getting kissed on the neck (slowly & sexually). I usually play with the clit for a bit before i use my fingers in the box,  this seems to get em bagging for the dick.


as for sexual postions i find using a pillow under their ass allows u to hit that g spot better with the dick.



:boobs:

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To anyone who feels this is a retarded thread, don't post in it, I just want to know what fucked up shit the growerites do to their women and maybe learn somethang new.





most guys on this site get zero pussy so dont expect much for replys.



Yea the making out is a must man! Thanks for the pillow tip! I may have to try it out this weekend.

Have you ever tried popping the dick out of the vag onto the clit quickly?? Its the same as getting head and popping it from her mouth to get the pop noise. I found out that this gets em dripping wet.

Haha true. Kinda sucks though :sad:


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685793 - 09/20/13 06:29 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

this post would prob get more action in the dome. Not that you'd get replys from people that actually get laid though. (like po stated above)

Here's a few of my go to's

-definetly start off kissing very slowly.. kiss the neck area and around/behind the ears.

-gotta feel her up as you start making out. Constantly have your hands moving around.

-Once you get her naked continue making out and go for the clit. Gotta rub that thang for a bit.

-she'll tell you when she's ready. and then go for it. never stick to one position. Try as many as she's comfortable with.

I'm lucky w/ my girl. Once i get her off she'll get into any position i tell her to.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Farmer Joe]
    #685794 - 09/20/13 06:36 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I find they love when u rub the clit while ur pumping the pussy too.... harder you pump the faster u rub (but be gentle) .  This makes my wife cum so hard.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: P-O]
    #685798 - 09/20/13 07:15 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Well EVERY woman is different.  A fair percentage of women out there can't even have orgasms, let alone orgasms by penetration alone.  Clitoral stimulation is a must, but each lady is going to need different things. 


It's best to have open communication with them.  Ask them what does it for em.  They appreciate you being interested in what it is THEY want.  Talk to em, any woman worth fucking knows what she likes, and will know how to communicate that to you.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #685801 - 09/20/13 07:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Farmer Joe said:
never stick to one position. Try as many as she's comfortable with.





This is true. :thumbup:

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PositiveOutlook said:
I find they love when u rub the clit while ur pumping the pussy too.... harder you pump the faster u rub (but be gentle) .  This makes my wife cum so hard.




I find this quite pleasurable as it allows me to gauge her reaction. :thumbup:
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Well EVERY woman is different.  A fair percentage of women out there can't even have orgasms, let alone orgasms by penetration alone.  Clitoral stimulation is a must, but each lady is going to need different things. 


It's best to have open communication with them.  Ask them what does it for em.  They appreciate you being interested in what it is THEY want.  Talk to em, any woman worth fucking knows what she likes, and will know how to communicate that to you.



Great fucking advice hawks!


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685802 - 09/20/13 07:31 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Do you guys ever fuck around with music and try to fuck her to the beat?


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685804 - 09/20/13 07:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, it can be in the background accidentally.  But I think it's a bit silly to fuck to an album.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Hawksresurrection]
    #685805 - 09/20/13 08:02 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

To each their own I guess. I like to that when I have time and depending on the music and substance we are swimming on.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685827 - 09/20/13 10:35 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Sabbath bloody Sabbath is my fuckin cd.

As for pleasing the ladies, unfortunately I've only really been with women I care nothing for lately. Sex is much more enjoyable when you actually love your partner :/

Got one girl whose always down though. She likes to be choked. Must be a red head thang. She gets pretty into it, likes to be slapped and shit. I'd feel bad if I had feelings for her but sometimes a man needs a nice primal jungle style monkey fuck.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: RasJeph]
    #685832 - 09/20/13 10:47 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Also if she enjoys it (only met one who doesn't) there's nothing better than a tasty vagoo :wink:


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: RasJeph]
    #685835 - 09/20/13 10:52 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Oh fuck man I think I like to eat out a girl more than they do, lots of sucking on her clit and fingering, rubbing her g-spot :drooling:


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685847 - 09/20/13 11:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
Do you guys ever fuck around with music and try to fuck her to the beat?



Yea actually. Well, back in my heavy mdma days my old gf and I used to get down to Placebo or Muse.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: RasJeph]
    #685861 - 09/21/13 12:35 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Sabbath bloody Sabbath is my fuckin cd.

As for pleasing the ladies, unfortunately I've only really been with women I care nothing for lately. Sex is much more enjoyable when you actually love your partner :/

Got one girl whose always down though. She likes to be choked. Must be a red head thang. She gets pretty into it, likes to be slapped and shit. I'd feel bad if I had feelings for her but sometimes a man needs a nice primal jungle style monkey fuck.



Lol Black Sabbath for fucking music? :thumbup:

I would have to agree with love thang. Nice man tear that shit up!


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685869 - 09/21/13 01:40 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

My tips:

Be confident and assertive (not just in bed)
Don't hold back with the cunnilingus
Also it's always ok to cum in her butt even if she said not to


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Sham87]
    #685971 - 09/22/13 01:18 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

You know I take the pussy seriously. Let me tell you. You gotta take the pussy seriously. But you've gotta speak to that pussy, son. You know, really talk to it. You make a vow to it. Now, no nation has ever been so ready to seize the power and the freedom of the pussy as our own and we must all care for that pussy.

Today, we do more than just celebrate the pussy. We re-dedicate ourselves to the very idea of pussy. I mean, friends, ask not what the pussy can do for you but what can you do for the pussy


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: volcomstoner]
    #685972 - 09/22/13 01:21 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #685973 - 09/22/13 01:25 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Well yeah, I would think most people here have seen spun dude.


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Re: Tips to please women in bed [Re: volcomstoner]
    #685974 - 09/22/13 01:42 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)



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