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 Harry_Ba11sach
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 Re: Super Powers  [Re: TomCollins]
#684926 - 09/12/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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The ability to stop time. I would have sex with every woman on the planet.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Mostly the hot ones, but ya know, I might get bored of that eventually.
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 TomCollins
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
Mostly the hot ones, but ya know, I might get bored of that eventually.
With that attitude you may get bored of women and even humans altogether. How many layers of fucked up will you traverse before you undo the undoing of time itself clock master?
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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P-O
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good answer ^
Id like to own this bad boy
Id go back and fuck up history like a champ 
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#685043 - 09/13/13 08:55 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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DonkeyDong69 said:
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
Mostly the hot ones, but ya know, I might get bored of that eventually.
With that attitude you may get bored of women and even humans altogether. How many layers of fucked up will you traverse before you undo the undoing of time itself clock master?
Well there are unlimited options there. With ultimate control of time you could ascend to the highest levels of athletic mastery as well. Become the first person to hit 500 homeruns in one season, score 15 goals in one soccer match etc.
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TomCollins
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Good point. Though, I think ascending the levels of atheltic mastery without constraint of time or obstructive competition might get boring too and demotivating... because who knows how long you'll be in that batting cage practicing, while the world stands still around you.
I suppose you could become the proverbial Renaissance man, and simply continue learning for enternity, because really there is no shortage of know and what to be obtained, but could one live with such knowledge? Hard to say I think.
But if you imagine something like, you wake up to your alarm clock at some forsaken hour of the morning, having slept only 3 hours and realizing you have to be at work in half an hour... then feeze, go back to sleep wake up at noon and pass the lack of time with some after that  ... probably what I would end up doing a majority of the time if that was my super power.
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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Mycophile
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#685046 - 09/13/13 09:24 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would want the ability to make weed grow at exponential rates, from seed to harvest in a day.
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iStoner
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Re: Super Powers [Re: MFDoom666]
#685123 - 09/14/13 07:17 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
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iStoner said:
man, if there was a super power that got me out of legal trouble, that'd be my choice.
That's what I'm sayin bro!
I guess having lots of money would be the mechanism of this power.
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That and being white
hello, i'm the middle class.
recovering from financial rape,
but im white. so it's okay right?
if only
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Super Powers [Re: TomCollins]
#685142 - 09/14/13 10:56 AM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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DonkeyDong69 said:
Good point. Though, I think ascending the levels of atheltic mastery without constraint of time or obstructive competition might get boring too and demotivating... because who knows how long you'll be in that batting cage practicing, while the world stands still around you.
I suppose you could become the proverbial Renaissance man, and simply continue learning for enternity, because really there is no shortage of know and what to be obtained, but could one live with such knowledge? Hard to say I think.
But if you imagine something like, you wake up to your alarm clock at some forsaken hour of the morning, having slept only 3 hours and realizing you have to be at work in half an hour... then feeze, go back to sleep wake up at noon and pass the lack of time with some after that ... probably what I would end up doing a majority of the time if that was my super power.
Oh man, you'd actually get in a cage and practice? No practice, you just step up to the plate, as the ball reaches the plate you stop time, make sure your bat is lined up perfectly with the ball, and then start time again. Boom, homerun. In the superbowl about to accidentally throw an interception? Nope, stop time and move that defensemen's hands out of the way. You don't have to actually be good at the sport man, you can fucking control TIME.
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nannybooboo
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Just become a cop and you could get away with anything.
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nannybooboo
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Re: Super Powers [Re: FRACTALife]
#685296 - 09/15/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 7 months ago) |
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Seriously though, I'd choose to be a hybrid child of water, earth, air, and fire bending all mixed into one.
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RasJeph
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
The ability to stop time. I would have sex with every woman on the planet.
I guess it'd be a while before we got to a sloppy second situation...
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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