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my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah
    #65332 - 06/24/08 11:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

ok so last week i went to a dispensary and bought some medicated butter. so i made some cookies with said butter, chocolate chip cookies. they're delicious!

well, i stashed them in my dresser drawer, and my beloved curious dog got into said stash. well, about ten cookies down, she is on her ass! she can barely stand up straight, and when i took her outside, i could tell she was hearing shit with some sort of extra clarity or something.

so right now she's just passed out on my bed riding it out.

next time don't go for the cookies! :kingcrankey:

any other funny stoned pet moments?


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If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #65334 - 06/24/08 11:01 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

ummm i got my cat high and it was staring at a wall for like an hour, i was just playing wow tho


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: beerandizz]
    #65346 - 06/24/08 11:08 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

my buddy broke his pipe before and his dog ate up a lot of the resin from it.  she got all sick and started puking everywhere.  it was sad, that was an awesome dog.  good thing she's fine now


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #65355 - 06/24/08 11:11 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

It's pretty funny to see a cat stoned.


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #65368 - 06/24/08 11:35 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

what's it like?

my dog is a little more alert than like an hour ago, but she's still massively sedated. :rofl:


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If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: MistaUNGA]
    #65390 - 06/25/08 12:11 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

They just look stoned after a good contact hi.  My friends cat used to like to hang around us when we would go up stairs in my friends room to smoke pot.

I remember one time our pit accidentally got in to some mushrooms... she looked all mellow as fuck and started staring at the ceiling into nothingness.  That shit was hilarious.


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #65395 - 06/25/08 12:13 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I wish I was your dog.  Is that weird to say?


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: 81renaissance]
    #65399 - 06/25/08 12:22 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah.  It ate the neighbors old cow dog after it was big enough to jump the fence and was caught by the pound and put to sleep before the neighbor shot it with a gun.  :sad:


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #65423 - 06/25/08 12:43 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

my ex's cat got took a sniff of some of her coke while she wasn't looking.  then stared at the dresser for about 4 hours.  hahaha


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #65529 - 06/25/08 02:05 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

hahah coked cats

like they need any uppers anyways...


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If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #65577 - 06/25/08 02:32 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

dang a cat snorted sum coke?

that's curazy!

:omg:


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They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: MFDoom666]
    #65582 - 06/25/08 02:34 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

yahh man, whenever she'd lock it in her room, it would pace around her door meowing, wanting to go back to the dresser.  haha.  i just think it's funny cause i gave her that coke from my baggie.  lol.    and her cat was a bitch anyway


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: MFDoom666]
    #65585 - 06/25/08 02:36 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

hey man, chocolate is toxic to dogs. it can be lethal in high enough quantities, was probably sick from the cookies.


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: beatyou]
    #65592 - 06/25/08 02:39 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

my dad fed my old dog an entire expired chocolate cake and she was fine.  ...well as far as i remember she was. 

but i wouldn't advise anyone else to try it


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #65596 - 06/25/08 02:40 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

lots of factors, one cookie or piece of cake won't kill em of course.


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: MFDoom666]
    #65632 - 06/25/08 03:00 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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dang a cat snorted sum coke?

that's curazy!

:omg:




http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E06E4DA123BF930A15751C1A963948260


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: beatyou]
    #65656 - 06/25/08 03:15 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, i know it is. she seems to be fine, just SUPER stoned :stoned:

has been having a little trouble with balance and cognition, but i think i would be too after 12 cookies. i ate 2 the night i made em and was still stoned when i woke up. so she's gonna be nodding for a good while. :yesnod:


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ExplosiveMango said:
If everyone could do mushroom, yes, it would be a wonderful world. This will never be, only some can do mushrooms. It is the responsibility of those of us who see the world most clearly to pass the clarity on to those who cannot bare to wear our lenses.

Madtowntripper said:Or just give her a cloroform soaked rag and tell her it's ether!


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: 0xYg3n]
    #65658 - 06/25/08 03:15 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl2:

that idiot let the weight of his dr00gz kill him.

what a n00b.

:rofl:


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They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Re: my dog is sooooo stoned right now hahah [Re: MFDoom666]
    #65671 - 06/25/08 03:29 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Okay, has anyone seen the movie Full Frontal? It casts Wanda Sykes as the emergency vet who goes out on a house call and realizes when they get there, the dog who had presumingly only eaten brownies, ate pot brownies. She basically told the guy to let the dog ride it out.

And then she and the house owner eat the rest of the brownies and just shoot the shit for the rest of the night. It's a good movie.


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