Home | Community | Message Board


Everything Mushrooms
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Welcome to the Growery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineA_Sedated_Nation
Da Kine
Male


Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 15
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
So this one time
    #631 - 04/20/08 07:07 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I was in a hotel and bought some weed. I hid it in the hotel bible, and when I opened it up, the weed was stuck to this passage:

"That they may know that you, The Lord, are the MOST HIGH over all the earth."


:grin:

anybody else with a good story?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinerodfarva


Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 229
Loc: Sobe
Last seen: 3 years, 10 months
Re: So this one time [Re: A_Sedated_Nation]
    #4539 - 04/21/08 06:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

no great story here but i would like to read some.

Weed opened my mind to many things that have expanded my charactor and perception, some times my appitite to.

I think my most favorite weed story is when i got this girl high and hooked up with her in my car in high school, it was my first one night stand. After words while babling like you do after bomb ass sex i realized its called "High school" :laugh:



So i dont get flamed:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSweatshirt
Stranger
Registered: 01/27/16
Posts: 94
Last seen: 7 months, 24 days
Re: So this one time [Re: rodfarva]
    #807356 - 03/05/16 11:25 PM (8 months, 25 days ago)

Ratchet


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleAmanita86
Head Manager


Registered: 10/13/14
Posts: 1,180
Loc: Just south of down.
Re: So this one time [Re: rodfarva]
    #807357 - 03/05/16 11:37 PM (8 months, 25 days ago)

I'd hit it.


--------------------
It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleAmanita86
Head Manager


Registered: 10/13/14
Posts: 1,180
Loc: Just south of down.
Re: So this one time [Re: Amanita86]
    #807358 - 03/05/16 11:38 PM (8 months, 25 days ago)

...the mustang, I mean.


--------------------
It's not easy being green..:bouncysmoke:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSweatshirt
Stranger
Registered: 01/27/16
Posts: 94
Last seen: 7 months, 24 days
Re: So this one time [Re: Amanita86]
    #807360 - 03/05/16 11:43 PM (8 months, 25 days ago)

:bouncysmoke:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: Sweatshirt]
    #807361 - 03/05/16 11:45 PM (8 months, 25 days ago)

I once chopped down my weed plant and left the pot in the flowering room and a few days later a seedling popped out the dirt...keep in mind i didnt plant it..and the tree i chopped down was seedless! So i didn't pay it no mind i just ignored it...weeks go by in my flower room and the plant jus grew,and grew, and grew....without my help the plant eventually grew to about 5 feet and 9 inches! So i didn't plant it feed it or trim it and ......well i Lied i think i feed it once towards the end of her life cycle.
And it turned out to be the same strain as my previous grow.whic was Hawaiian snow .  Delicious
So obviously my previous plant musta snuck one in on me...but whatever.
I ended up giving it to my father lol,, it might have been about 39g


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807362 - 03/05/16 11:50 PM (8 months, 25 days ago)

Here's a shitty pic of her




--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807369 - 03/06/16 12:16 AM (8 months, 25 days ago)

1.Once me and my buddys went to this party and acted like we were the security at the front door and start charging 10$ to enter lol....we got paid bro lol

2.once this my female friend told me that she had sex with a dude and after he left the hotel room she went in the trash and got the used condom out. Then she squeezed all the sperm into her pussy so she could get pregnant.... Crazy huh?!?

3.when i was about 16 me and my friend was on our way to the store and about 7 police cars drive past us...but the last car stopped and made a  U-turn. And as soon as the last police car made a U Turn so did the other six. I live in a rough neighborhood so I knew the drill. So as i stood still waiting to get searched(illegally) I jus couldn't help but kinda laugh to myself cuz I knew me and my friend wasent "holding". Soooo as the cops surround us and search us they put their hands down my pants and he swipes his finger across my ass crack like he was swiping his visa card to make a purchase.... That was jus the beginning of a long list of storys similar to that one. I slowly lost respect for the police...i know we kunda need em sometimes and i kniw there are some good ones..but Damn!!!!!
I couldn't count the number of illegal searches,literally.
Ive looked down the barrel of a police gun so many times that im simply used to it...its apart of life...Fuck the Police  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSweatshirt
Stranger
Registered: 01/27/16
Posts: 94
Last seen: 7 months, 24 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807372 - 03/06/16 01:19 AM (8 months, 25 days ago)

I've never had a shaved head in my entire life


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineRasJeph
Psycho Pete
Male


Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,628
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 month, 21 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807445 - 03/07/16 09:55 AM (8 months, 24 days ago)

post more stories danny.


--------------------
Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: RasJeph]
    #807471 - 03/07/16 07:28 PM (8 months, 23 days ago)

Okay lol once i work for a heroin delivery service...they gave me a phone a car and 100 dime bags of china white.i had to deliver the product to Who ever called the phone. Sounds easy but keep in mind every one is calling from different parts of the citys South side. It was non stop ringing and If any problems came up i was to call my boss and they would dispatch gunmen to the specific areas where they problem was. I kept 20% so i made about $250-500 a day. So this is how a day went...a call comes in at 6:30am
My boss ask if im ready...i say yup...he tells me to meet him on 67th... I hop in his car...he give me car keys the phone (sometimes two phones)and the product(50-100 bags of heroin)...
I stash the dope drive off into the sunset and start answering the phone...nnow working the phone is crazy cuz its random numbers calling so u gotta save them in the phone as the calls come in. Each callers name is saved as their address. So that way when they call u, u kno where to go.
At first it was fun but shit gets real sour quick when u realize the destruction u help cause. I only worked for about a week or two. I ended up getin busted with 49 bags....


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807472 - 03/07/16 08:07 PM (8 months, 23 days ago)

The day i got busted .....I was starting at 730am and my lil brother was driving for me. They gave me a fuckin Ford escort to make deliveries in and it actually stopped on us Twice!! My usual boss wasn't in charge so who ever was orchestrating shit that day was fuckin up apparently...but anyway towards the end of the day a customer called and said someone was talking shit about us dealin on their turf so I was supposed to call the muscle but I was so busy counting money and answering the phone I forgot to do it.
But any way it was 4:00 and we had been running the streets dealin since 7:30 so it was time to punch out...but they asked if I could sell 50 more.. I said no but they kept pressuring me so I said yea....next transaction happen to be on a block where narcotics agents were doin servellince, but at the time I didn't know. The narcs saw me and my brother make multiple transactions Thu out the day on this on particular block that they just so happen to be watching so they stopped us as soon as I made the deal.....
I was sloppy....I didn't have the dope hidden well enough so they found it...the cops let my little bro go with all the money and they kept me and impounded the shitty Ford escort lol... I ended up getting out on an I-Bond and they gave me 2years probation... I promised I wouldn't sell any more Heroin... I got off probation last November


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807473 - 03/07/16 08:16 PM (8 months, 23 days ago)

I woke up one morning and took a piss...rolled up a....wait...I'm out of blunts...fuck! Now I gotta go to the store down the street.... so I walk out side my door walk about 50 feet from my front door...and  A police car come up the block....stop....put me in cuffs and drive me down the street to the store that apparently jus got robbed.....they pull me out the car and asks.."is this him?  "  the victim said no.  So they took the cuffs off and drove off.

I wasn't really mad, but damn...they could've at least apologize for the inconvenience.lol


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807475 - 03/07/16 08:17 PM (8 months, 23 days ago)

Okay somebody else tell a story.....I know my life aint the only one that has any substance


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807476 - 03/07/16 08:19 PM (8 months, 23 days ago)

How many women have u fucked....head and finger fuckin and hand jobs do count....I think I'm at about 50


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineRasJeph
Psycho Pete
Male


Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,628
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 1 month, 21 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807497 - 03/08/16 10:41 AM (8 months, 23 days ago)

Lmao thats the most fun I've had here for a while good stories man.

I'll try to think of something I'm not very interesting haha.


--------------------
Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibledrawde
 Arcade Champion: Balloon Bomber

Registered: 11/15/09
Posts: 4,780
Re: So this one time [Re: RasJeph]
    #807501 - 03/08/16 11:36 AM (8 months, 23 days ago)

Yeah that was entertaining


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: drawde]
    #807531 - 03/09/16 04:57 AM (8 months, 22 days ago)

Yea i was raised in an special part of the Chicago's south side.... Im close to where obama was living, but even closer to where cheif keef used to live...my block jus so happens to be sworn enemies against cheef keef and the gang hes from...but thats another story...kinda of a dumb ghetto  story


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDannyFolks
OG
Male
Registered: 12/23/15
Posts: 218
Last seen: 2 months, 5 days
Re: So this one time [Re: DannyFolks]
    #807532 - 03/09/16 06:33 AM (8 months, 22 days ago)

I was never an active gang member when every one around you is affiliates of a gang it kinda make u guilty by association. So even if u not in a gang every body assumes u are,everyone including the police, the rival gang, even yourself...u start thinking to yourself"damn i might as well be...fuck it". I remember the first time i was arrested, the police was doin paper work on my petty drug charge and he asked me if i was in a gang and i sais No..so he asks me, "if u had to choose which one would you choose?" So whwn i told him my answer he wrote it down and documented me as a gangmember lol....so now im a documented gangmember.


--------------------

            !!!!!Warning!!!!
  !!!!TRESPASSERS WILL BE EXECUTED!!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Community >> The Smoke Lounge

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers for Keeping Drugs Illegal
niteowl
2,024 17 12/17/09 12:19 PM
by Stoneth
* how do you cut a mexican pizza? MFDoom666 821 15 02/03/11 08:21 PM
by Tangerines
* Mexican Food Appreciation Thread. Steve Buscemi 509 6 05/26/11 08:46 PM
by Steve Buscemi
* godam mexican neighbors
( 1 2 all )
Coaster 3,274 38 05/11/08 12:41 PM
by still beLIEve
* I've been wondering for a while if Mexican shwag is still cheap? 8787sunshine 660 16 09/07/14 10:09 PM
by Midgetpawn
* A large mexican family just moved in upstairs in my complex. Steve Buscemi 1,051 12 04/02/10 10:38 PM
by GetTheFuckOut
* Mexican think tank says Colorado, Washington, Oregon pot legalization would cut cartel profit Deadkndys420 1,048 3 10/31/12 08:51 PM
by King Koopa
* Life explained
( 1 2 all )
niteowl
3,554 27 01/30/10 05:26 PM
by niteowl

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: FurrowedBrow, Harry_Ba11sach, Stoneth, Dr. Siekadellyk
1,964 topic views. 2 members, 206 guests and 88 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Royal Queen Seeds Cannabis Seeds
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.059 seconds spending 0.004 seconds on 16 queries.