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GreenThumb GreenHorn

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Some Fuken Idiot
    #577326 - 08/09/11 10:59 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

so the other day i was driving minding my business doing the limit, and out of no where some fucken idiot side swipes my rear passenger door, i have a little car and buddy had a big roofing truck, before i know it buddy takes off like a speed racer on a side street, luckily for me there was a parking lot to burger king with two entrance\exits, i peel in and start chasing him, chased him down for like 15minutes, threw side streets burning stop signs speeding, lucky i didnt get hit or cause an accident or get caught by the cops, any ways he was about 400 metres ahead of me i still couldnt make out the company truck, he finally went down this large road and there was 5-6 cars between us, so i speed up to 100 limit was 50 and pull in furiously behind him start honkin the horn like a mad man, he finally pulls over, he knew he was made, had company name and liscence plate....i grab him slam him against the truck, and said " why u fucken running away u just fuken hit me" hes like dont call the cops man dont call the cops, my door was fucked but still open and closed...the guy didnt have a drivers liscence n was wanted with warrants, hes like dont call the cops kept saying this, so i told him give me a thousand dollars and i wont call the cops...i didnt he called his boss, his boss came down gave me a thousand bux, and i was on my way...

next day bought a door same color for 100bux from the wrecking yard...so i made 900$$ for getting hit minus the 1hour of labour for me too replace the door....
some fucken people...so theres my rant

any one have any similiar stories?


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Re: Some Fuken Idiot [Re: Canaman]
    #577330 - 08/09/11 11:28 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Hah, thats awesome. Why the rant brah? I wanna get a fender bender and pocket $900.
Nothing really similar to tell but when I was around 9 my sister fucked up my parents car and paid me $50 to keep my mouth shut. :shrug:

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I tried using a q tip to scratch the inside of my urethra it was that bad

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Re: Some Fuken Idiot [Re: drawde]
    #577332 - 08/09/11 11:40 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck it would have been hard for me not to beat the shit out of him.

But I guess $900 is a good reward for 15 minutes of bullshit.

I don't think I woulda had the heart to call the cops on him even if he didn't pay me though.

Ida asked to fuck his wife while he watched.

Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?

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Re: Some Fuken Idiot [Re: RasJeph]
    #577435 - 08/09/11 07:49 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

damn score


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Re: Some Fuken Idiot [Re: BCBudMaster]
    #577460 - 08/09/11 11:23 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: Some Fuken Idiot [Re: xbcnfujv]
    #577461 - 08/09/11 11:29 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)


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