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 Choix Sinaloa
Coke
Registered: 12/13/10
Posts: 185
Loc: Cali
Last seen: 14 years, 10 months
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 How to randomly meet girls. 
#522772 - 02/03/11 04:23 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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go walk a tortoise
im buying one right now!
syke
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a watch, i guess they misunderstood when i said i wanted to watch.
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
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 Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#522782 - 02/03/11 04:41 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol, 9/11.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Cage
Melancholy Mindfuck.
Registered: 01/13/11
Posts: 645
Last seen: 11 years, 3 months
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: MFDoom666]
#522792 - 02/03/11 05:11 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Awesome.. 
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 FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Cage]
#522794 - 02/03/11 05:15 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (your name here) 
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meatcakeman
You Have Heard of the Yetti
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 1,918
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
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FarBeyondDriven said:
How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (your name here)
pick up lines are the worst.
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sǝıqɐq ɹɐʇ
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: meatcakeman] 1
#522797 - 02/03/11 05:21 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've never used one. I can't bring myself to do it 
My pick up line is like "Hey, what's up?" 
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meatcakeman
You Have Heard of the Yetti
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 1,918
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
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don't give in.. it has to be the perfect situation (usually after a lot of booze) and you have to have perfect execution... it's a waste of time, imo
'hey, what's up?' has actually worked better than any pick up line, at least for me and most everyone else i know 'round dis here parts
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sǝıqɐq ɹɐʇ
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: meatcakeman]
#522804 - 02/03/11 05:36 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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NYC - the city with EVERYTHING.
Puppies are the best pussy magnet in the entire fucking world.
I used to have a friend with an iguana he'd carry around on his shoulders.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
#522805 - 02/03/11 05:37 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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puppies ftw!!!!!
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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I always volunteer to walk the neighbors new puppies in the summer time 
Not only do you get to play with an awesome super cute animal, you get 100s of random ladies to talk to haha.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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Shaggy420
Registered: 07/06/10
Posts: 3,372
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
#522815 - 02/03/11 06:04 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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so true 
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meatcakeman
You Have Heard of the Yetti
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 1,918
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
#522816 - 02/03/11 06:06 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
I always volunteer to walk the neighbors new puppies in the summer time
Not only do you get to play with an awesome super cute animal, you get 100s of random ladies to talk to haha.
this is true...
i just got a puppy over xmas and it's been working fairly well since
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sǝıqɐq ɹɐʇ
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
Registered: 12/13/10
Posts: 185
Loc: Cali
Last seen: 14 years, 10 months
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FarBeyondDriven said:
How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (your name here)
bwahahahahahahahaha
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a watch, i guess they misunderstood when i said i wanted to watch.
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
Registered: 02/04/11
Posts: 78
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#523173 - 02/04/11 03:44 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I always liked the good old standby: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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"My one-of-a-kind-self gets stoned every day like Jesus did."
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Magash
The Feminizer
Registered: 04/21/08
Posts: 6,634
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"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"
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All creatures tremble when faced with violence. All creatures fear death, all love life. If we can only see ourselves in others, then how could we possibly hurt another creature?
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Magash]
#523181 - 02/04/11 04:33 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Magash said:
"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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FarBeyondDriven said:
Magash said:
"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"
dont laugh, it works every time. If you have enough money.
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles 
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: iStoner]
#523226 - 02/04/11 09:21 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Wanna go halves in a baby?"
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The Anointed One
Sloth's apprentice
Registered: 02/04/11
Posts: 78
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: T-Rex]
#523233 - 02/04/11 09:41 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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T-Rex said:
"Wanna go halves in a baby?"
Never heard that one before.
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"My one-of-a-kind-self gets stoned every day like Jesus did."
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Choix Sinaloa
Coke
Registered: 12/13/10
Posts: 185
Loc: Cali
Last seen: 14 years, 10 months
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The Anointed One said:
T-Rex said:
"Wanna go halves in a baby?"
Never heard that one before.
works every time!
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a watch, i guess they misunderstood when i said i wanted to watch.
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