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OfflineChoix Sinaloa
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How to randomly meet girls.
    #522772 - 02/03/11 06:23 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

go walk a tortoise



im buying one right now!
syke


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OfflineMFDoom666
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
    #522782 - 02/03/11 06:41 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

lol, 9/11.


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They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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OfflineCage
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: MFDoom666]
    #522792 - 02/03/11 07:11 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Awesome.. :awehigh:


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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Cage]
    #522794 - 02/03/11 07:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

How much do polar bears weigh?  Enough to break the ice.  Hi, I'm (your name here) :rofl:
:tarantino:


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Offlinemeatcakeman
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #522795 - 02/03/11 07:19 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

FarBeyondDriven said:
How much do polar bears weigh?  Enough to break the ice.  Hi, I'm (your name here) :rofl:
:tarantino:




:facepalm:

pick up lines are the worst.


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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: meatcakeman] * 1
    #522797 - 02/03/11 07:21 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I've never used one.  I can't bring myself to do it :lol:

My pick up line is like "Hey, what's up?" :rofl2:


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Offlinemeatcakeman
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #522800 - 02/03/11 07:26 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

don't give in.. it has to be the perfect situation (usually after a lot of booze) and you have to have perfect execution... it's a waste of time, imo

'hey, what's up?' has actually worked better than any pick up line, at least for me and most everyone else i know 'round dis here parts


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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #522804 - 02/03/11 07:36 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

NYC - the city with EVERYTHING.

Puppies are the best pussy magnet in the entire fucking world.

I used to have a friend with an iguana he'd carry around on his shoulders.


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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
    #522805 - 02/03/11 07:37 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

puppies ftw!!!!!:bigyesnod:


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OfflineRasJeph
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #522813 - 02/03/11 07:49 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I always volunteer to walk the neighbors new puppies in the summer time :wink:

Not only do you get to play with an awesome super cute animal, you get 100s of random ladies to talk to haha.


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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
    #522815 - 02/03/11 08:04 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

so true :awesomenod:


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Offlinemeatcakeman
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: RasJeph]
    #522816 - 02/03/11 08:06 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

RasJeph said:
I always volunteer to walk the neighbors new puppies in the summer time :wink:

Not only do you get to play with an awesome super cute animal, you get 100s of random ladies to talk to haha.




this is true...
i just got a puppy over xmas and it's been working fairly well since

:evil2:


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OfflineChoix Sinaloa
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #522864 - 02/03/11 09:22 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

FarBeyondDriven said:
How much do polar bears weigh?  Enough to break the ice.  Hi, I'm (your name here) :rofl:
:tarantino:




bwahahahahahahahaha


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OfflineThe Anointed One
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
    #523173 - 02/04/11 05:44 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

I always liked the good old standby: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"


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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: The Anointed One]
    #523179 - 02/04/11 06:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"


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InvisibleFarBeyondDriven
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: Magash]
    #523181 - 02/04/11 06:33 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Magash said:
"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"




:rofl2:


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InvisibleiStoner
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #523191 - 02/04/11 07:37 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

FarBeyondDriven said:
Quote:

Magash said:
"My dick just died and I would like to bury it in your ass"




:rofl2:



dont laugh, it works every time. If you have enough money.


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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: iStoner]
    #523226 - 02/04/11 11:21 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

"Wanna go halves in a baby?"


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OfflineThe Anointed One
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: T-Rex]
    #523233 - 02/04/11 11:41 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
"Wanna go halves in a baby?"




:laugh2:

Never heard that one before.


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OfflineChoix Sinaloa
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Re: How to randomly meet girls. [Re: The Anointed One]
    #523236 - 02/04/11 11:42 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Anointed One said:
Quote:

T-Rex said:
"Wanna go halves in a baby?"




:laugh2:

Never heard that one before.



works every time!


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