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The Angry Haiku thread
    #495406 -

Pissed about something in particular? Or just stressed for no distinct reason at all? Use the ancient art of Japanese poetry to vent your frustration... I'll start off with this: ahem

Goddam D M V
Motherfucking cockeating nobrain sonsof b- ahem, sorry lost track of my syllables. and I'm pissed. Okay, next try

Goddam D M V
Pain in the ass cocksuckers
Wanna punch someone

  Aaah, much better.. now I just need someone to punch :box:


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495408 -

its raining today
my fucking heat doesn't work
time to smoke a cig

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495415 -

i have quiz today
and i got stoned
boner


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ltd]
    #495416 -

I call this one Soccer Moms

Cunt just cut me off
Texting and oblivious
Please kill yourself


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
    #495417 -

home for the weekend
shots lines and bts woo hoo
then back to school ugh

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Natorade]
    #495911 -

DONKS

Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495912 -

:kingcrankey:


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495915 -

Its getting late now
But I'm running out of weed
That really sucks balls.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #495916 -

When i have to piss
And it hurts my urethra
it pisses me off


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Edited by Inbred_gimp (11/07/10 07:25 AM)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
    #495951 -

The Growery's slow
Things seem to be dying here
Fuck yo couch nigga

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: blewmeanie]
    #496019 -

Enzyme Kinetics
It is time consuming, yes
So I get so high

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #496032 -

fuck you homework
i fucking hate you
i just wanna chill


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
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My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?


I smoke weed
I went to burning man
Tangerines is an asshole


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
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You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research


Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again

five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research


Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again

five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it


I'm not trying to
create a good
haiku

I'm just here
to say fuck you

look at the stanza
above this
only two lines


i don't give a fuck
fuck
you
:rr:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496088 -

you dont even know
Let me google that for you
there it is, good bye

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496089 -

When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
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Hendershot said:
DONKS

Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river



ahhhhhhhh, there is another poker player up here


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496138 -

T-Rex said:
When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped


:lol:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: iStoner]
    #496152 -

Fractalife you fuck
i will buttrape your mother
i will make you watch.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
    #496216 -

I don't wanna work
I just wanna bang on these
Fucking drums all day


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
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I am really high
I think I'll smoke another
because I'm so high


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
    #496303 -

MoeRon said:
i have quiz today
and i got stoned
boner


no


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: still beLIEve]
    #496310 -

that drops dirty
like fingering your sister
i gotta shower


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: still beLIEve]
    #496338 -

gotta love family
always helpin niggas out
got my swagga back


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
    #496355 -

tangerines, fuck you
you are a dumb piece of shit
smoke some weed and chill
:hi5:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496359 -

FRACTALlife needs life
one outside a computer
stop being so gay


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: still beLIEve]
    #496360 -

stop all the hating
lets be chill and kind, get high
love to you all, smile.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
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FRACTALife said:
stop all the hating
lets be chill and kind, get high
love to you all, smile.


That was not very
angry, was it now Fractal?
nope i dont think so.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: iStoner]
    #496393 -

i done sharted my paints
now im gonna do it again
fucker


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
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I want to unleash
An epidemic outbreak
Of nutsack stabbings

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #496537 -

that sounds muy painful
why the deep rooted anger?
not good for your health


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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Psyber, tell me bro
Why do you hate nutsacks so?
Why not stab a vag?
:drysmash:


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
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Need to change water
or my fish are gonna die
I hate changing the water


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496581 -

I feel very bad
For T-Rex's poor fishies
They swim in their shit

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496601 -

Hendershot said:
Psyber, tell me bro
Why do you hate nutsacks so?
Why not stab a vag?
:drysmash:


you play teh pokers sir?
what site do you play on huh?
what limits do  you play?
T-Rex said:
Need to change water
or my fish are gonna die
I hate changing the water


you need to get filters
you'll go through a few packs yep
and just add water


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #496633 -

:lol:i dont get it :lol: none of these poems rhyme :confused:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
    #496646 -

TrippyStoner420 said:
:lol:i dont get it :lol: none of these poems rhyme :confused:


You're looking for the Angry Limerick thread.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
    #496648 -

5

7

5


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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i get it now:tard:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
    #496660 -

microsoft are gay
they suspended my account
cant play shit online


dosnt sound like a poem:confused:


maybe ill better at this after a bowl:shrug:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
    #496783 -

Temp agency bitch
Not getting me any work
Prepare to die, whore

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #496806 -

too fucking early
out of fucking bomb coffee
today's gonna suck


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It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
    #496807 -

Hot bitch up the road
Comes over to have a smoke
I want to fuck her.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496808 -

Then do it pussy
Starbucks dark roast in my pot
Kill niggers for fun

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: DungenessDank]
    #496810 -

Today I bought weed
It has been rolled in sugar
I am not happy

I can't fuck that bitch
she is just a big cock tease
I did squeeze some boob


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496814 -

My weed is still fresh
Smoking green bud gets me high
Hurts my throat however

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: DungenessDank]
    #496816 -

You pool little fuck
at least you don't have sugar
all up in your nugs


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496818 -

i wouldnt be smoking sugared weed. why not just put it in a firecracker :shrug: at least it will be sweeter :thumbup:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
    #496819 -

COS IMMA BONG FIEND


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Edited by T-Rex (09/18/11 03:40 AM)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #496822 -

milk hits :aweoverdose:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
    #496829 -

Grudge fucked her last night
Today she's walking funny
I'm the fucking man
:costanza:


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #496834 -

I look out on Earth
And see a bunch of dumb sheep
Let's fry some mutton

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #496835 -

illuminigger
launches missiles off the coast
or illumigooks?

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ltd]
    #496932 -

I hate studying
Soon it will all be over
Exams suck my cock


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #497033 -

I raped your dead fish
It smiled like a big gay shark
Then I flushed it down

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #497034 -

If you're into that
I don't really like catfish
well, not in that way


R.I.P Featherfin Catfish
You got your ass handed to you by a Gourami, pussy


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #497036 -

Pour out a 40
For the dead fish we have lost
Fish on fish murder

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #497037 -

bitch had it coming
always trying to start shit
with the bigger fish


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #497039 -

The catfish only
Wanted to be loved. Vengeance
against Gourami. :shakefist:

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
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Homicidal fish
Gang up on the poor catfish
and bite chunks from him

the blue ones behind the pretty one


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #497109 -

:rofl:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #497907 -

Fractalfag you poof
Fake ass pickle smuggling kid
Blow a happy goat


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #497913 -

I'm so fucking baked
I wanna smoke another
But I can't be fucked


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #497980 -

Lots of them hate him
FractaLife is despised
Big bears will rape him

:pedobear:  :pedobear:


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"I know that I know nothing"

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: DRAGON]
    #499009 -

Sick of hearing bout
The royal damn engagement
This is the U.S.


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #499059 -

Hendershot said:
Sick of hearing bout
The royal damn engagement
This is the U.S.


THIS.


fuck the monarchy
the queen can suck on my dick
shes a nazi bitch


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
    #499086 -

Play Ukelele
It fucking sucks balls
I want a guitar

I am fucking broke
I want some weed now bad man
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Eshu]
    #499124 -

End government now
A wild and feral lifestyle
Is the real answer

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #500059 -

Using my iPhone
In the darkness of my room
Attracts all the bugs


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #500483 -

Quit raiding all our
Medical Marijuana
Dispensaries, dicks!

Fuck the DEA
Fuck the motherfucking cops
Fuck politicians

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #500599 -

psyberpunk said:
Fuck the DEA
Fuck the motherfucking cops
Fuck politicians


:awesomenod:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
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Sweating like a pig
Summer is finally here
Fuck this hot weather


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
    #502944 -

Shovelling crushed rock
on a fiery summers day....
Sweating like a pig.

Blisters on my hands,
Make masturbating painful..
At least i have beer. . .


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
    #502969 -

snowed all fucking week
so icy and fucking cold
now its pissing rain


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
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Lighter in my lap;
I do not know where you are.
I will when I stand.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
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Damn I hate that shit
sucks when it's the bowl instead
glass breaks on hard floors :frown:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #515429 -

cigarettes upstairs
smoking inside is nasty
oh well, ill be gross


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: still beLIEve]
    #515431 -

i want to smoke weed
so fuck this anxiety
this is fucking bull.


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Edited by iStoner (01/18/11 10:59 PM)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: iStoner]
    #515498 -

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #515617 -

goddamn mechanic
seventy dollars for a
full mount and balance

:crankey:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
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A place I know charges
that an hour just for labor
how long did it take?


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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I want to shoot dope
There is no dope around for me
Someone buy me dope


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“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: spacemonkey69]
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You should take that as
a sign that you shouldn't be
shooting dope anyway


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #515644 -

only took an hour
actually was fourty bucks
not too shabby man


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
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Six fucking bong rips
Gotta cut the fucking grass
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
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my mom is a bitch
my no good friend owes me cash
time to grab my gat

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565069 -

nevermind no gun
will find dumbass friend today
make it right with bat

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565071 -

why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565072 -

Lol :boobs:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #565073 -

one beer left in fridge
have to wait long time for more
guess i'll take a nap

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
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smoking some reefer
got shit to do up in here
time to masturbate


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400w Skywalker Indoor (In Development)

PF tek Psilocybin Cubensis GT/TC (In Development)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565083 -

woke up and still drunk
fucking neighbors loud lawn mower
might go kill him soon


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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
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Big_tiggy said:
why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits


You know that even though 7 is only one digit it's two syllables, right?


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #565085 -

Quote:
Big_tiggy said:

why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits



punk you cant stop me
your haikus are weak ass shit
give up while you can


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PF tek Psilocybin Cubensis GT/TC (In Development)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565087 -

respecting females
is what life is all about
posting tits is rude


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PF tek Psilocybin Cubensis GT/TC (In Development)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565088 -

I only respect
beings that deserve respect
blast jizz in her eye


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565089 -

I see you driving
'round town with the girl i love
and im like, fuck you.


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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
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I hear that my bro
give her a load in the mouth
she'll be begging "more!"


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this is probably
the best thread man ever made
poets should make note


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cant even freestyle
I bet you use one of those
syllable counters


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565095 -

poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
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look at the title
man it says, Angry Haiku
go and eat a shoe


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don't really get it
im slightly disappointed
point me to the prose


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    #565100 -

Name: lampshadehelmet
Position: Poser at best
job application


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    #565104 -

Go and fuck yourself
You pretentious little cunt
Haiku isn't fucking hard and if you think it is and you're proud of yourself for being able to count to 7 then you're a fucking cumstain on the shitrag of humanity.


I think I did it?


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Hendershot]
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This thread was moved from The Smoke Lounge.

Reason:
durrrr

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Hendershot]
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This thread was moved from The Thunderdome.

Reason:
I now realize that 80% of the posters in this thread can't see it in the dome.

We'll just have to keep it reasonably nice.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #565109 -

don't take offense
I just be a playing dawg
I hope you aint hurt


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: smurf_master]
    #565112 -

guys guys its o.k.
shit streaks and cum stains will stay
in smoke lounge get high

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: smurf_master]
    #565113 -

I was just making an angry haiku, like you told me to :shrug:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #565114 -

What is that I hear
A little bitch thats moaning
want me to call mom


you aint got style
you aint got any rhythm
aint shit my nigger


anger is better
expressed as fine poems
don't be crying friend


I'm out of here now
I got places to do and
people to be near.


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #565117 -

fuck still out of beer
must find a ride into town
why no tits here yet

Edited by Big_tiggy (06/17/11 01:56 PM)

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    #565118 -

mushrooms make you gay
drug education is key
stop the gayness now

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565127 -

Fuck online banking
This shit never works out right
I'm too poor anyways.


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“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: spacemonkey69]
    #565164 -

Woke up this morning
Threw up a bunch of bile
Time to go to work


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: T-Rex]
    #565182 -

I AM VERY MAD
I POST IN ANGRY HAIKU
Let Us Get Fuckd Up

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565183 -

No anger be had here
So cant post in this here thread
So left out I feel


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: drawde]
    #565184 -

In shroomery news
Government takes D.M.T
Has awsome power

Government/Elf DMTzzz control

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565187 -

Marijuana smoke
Oh what a sweet taste and smell
I love getting high


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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between

:trees::trees::trees::trees:

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565198 -

I'm so excited
my shrooms be a pinning now
time to get high woot


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565316 -

Hotel room got trashed
Bastards got six hundred cash
Suck balls holes in walls

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Goombah]
    #565374 -

Abolish anger
raging madness is pointless
Go take a bong rip

:bongload:


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Not Just The Color But The Message In Between

:trees::trees::trees::trees:

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565375 -

why say that my man
anger is beautiful son
fuck shit nigger cunt penis


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565377 -

it is saturday
its as dead as a zombie
that died after death

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    #565387 -

smurf_master said:
why say that my man
anger is beautiful son
fuck shit nigger cunt penis


Why so negative
don't worry be happy man
smoke two joints and chill

Big_tiggy said:
it is saturday
its as dead as a zombie
that died after death


Go get some weed
Then your saturday will be
as alive as life itself

:burnone:


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Not Just The Color But The Message In Between

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Edited by Dude (06/18/11 01:09 PM)

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565390 -

drug test wednesday yo
im'a drop some cid instead
funnies will follow

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    #565426 -

Big_tiggy said:
drug test wednesday yo
im'a drop some cid instead
funnies will follow


Lucy in the sky
What great company to have
She's a keeper dude


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #565429 -

I thought haiku needed 4 or 5 in every line or something?

IDK

Smoke two joints
Then read two books
Feed the plants
Fuck eat kill sleep repeat


:twobooks:


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“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” — Marilyn Manson

This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything.

Forum full of dead stars, and a necro I called Coma White

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
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Laysthepipe said:
I thought haiku needed 4 or 5 in every line or something?

IDK



5 syllables (a haiku needs five)
7 syllables (seven is needed after)
5 syllables (then five more again)


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
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fuck that shit nigger
negativity is key
fuck my energy.

speakers turned up high
I play music for babies
filled with hate and rage


they love it like God
they bathe eternal glory
they'll grow to be ripe


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565477 -

smurf_master said:
fuck that shit nigger
negativity is key
fuck my energy.

speakers turned up high
I play music for babies
filled with hate and rage


they love it like God
they bathe eternal glory
they'll grow to be ripe



This reminded me of this song


Where we eat our young.


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“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” — Marilyn Manson

This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything.

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #565479 -

His names laysthepipe
He's the coolest fucking dude
but Manson is gay.


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Edited by smurf_master (06/18/11 07:02 PM)

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    #565491 -

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
I just do not give a FUCK
Fuck Bitch's in Ass

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
    #565845 -

skippy and welch's
spread out on my ritz crackers
lemonade to boot


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master] * 1
    #565854 -

Hey motherfuckers
This is for ANGRY haiku
Wanna hear some rage


Fractal has a thread
Hippy happy haiku crap
Go there to be gay


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #565856 -

All this fucking rain
Mother Nature- fucking cunt
Autos gonna mold


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #565878 -

Lemonade aint gay
It takes rage to make liquid
squeezing all my might


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #565926 -

my throat fucking hurts
cannot even swallow food
oh what shall i do


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:Awemush::happyweed::fasted::happyweed::Awemush:


http://www.clear-uk.org/

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
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Shaggy420 said:
cannot even swallow




This is a real tragedy.

We need more gossip on this topic instead of R.I.Ps.


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“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren’t your friends.” — Marilyn Manson

This isn't the correct place to confront me on anything.

Forum full of dead stars, and a necro I called Coma White

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #565952 -

sign up to womans weekly if you want gossip:shrug:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
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Laysthepipe said:
Shaggy420 said:
cannot even swallow




This is a real tragedy.

We need more gossip on this topic instead of R.I.Ps.


Who the fuck is this jerkoff and why is he trolling my thread?


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot] * 1
    #565986 -

Punk fucking nigger
Doesn't have a fucking clue
Spewing shitty rap


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
    #565993 -

When trolls are near me
my sword glows a blueish hue
kill me with his axe


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
    #566001 -

I hate the mornings
I hate having to wake up
I hate everything


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T-Rex said:
I hate the mornings
I hate having to wake up
I hate everything


Wake and Bake blunts dude
Then your morning will be chill
Peace, Relaxation


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #566224 -

Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning


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T-Rex said:
Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning


Goddam fuckin right
Bongs kick the ass outta blunts
Blunts are for niggers


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"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."

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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
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T-Rex said:
Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning


Not just blunts my friend
Too many pieces to count
Bongs, bowls, and vapes too


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
    #566519 -

You guys haven't lived
until you drink green dragon
shit will make you puke


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smurf_master said:
You guys haven't lived
until you drink green dragon
shit will make you puke


Green Dragon, hell yeah
I drink that on the daily
While ripping my bong

:vaped:


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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
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Violence fills within
I could hit my puppy dog
I am frustrated.


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