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 Hendershot
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 The Angry Haiku thread 
#495406 - 11/05/10 11:30 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pissed about something in particular? Or just stressed for no distinct reason at all? Use the ancient art of Japanese poetry to vent your frustration... I'll start off with this: ahem
Goddam D M V
Motherfucking cockeating nobrain sonsof b- ahem, sorry lost track of my syllables. and I'm pissed. Okay, next try
Goddam D M V
Pain in the ass cocksuckers
Wanna punch someone
Aaah, much better.. now I just need someone to punch 
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ltd
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 Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495408 - 11/05/10 11:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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its raining today
my fucking heat doesn't work
time to smoke a cig
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 MoeRon
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495415 - 11/05/10 11:44 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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i have quiz today
and i got stoned
boner
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ltd]
#495416 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I call this one Soccer Moms
Cunt just cut me off
Texting and oblivious
Please kill yourself
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Natorade
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
#495417 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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home for the weekend
shots lines and bts woo hoo
then back to school ugh
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Natorade]
#495911 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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DONKS
Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495912 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495915 - 11/07/10 07:23 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Its getting late now
But I'm running out of weed
That really sucks balls.
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Inbred_gimp
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495916 - 11/07/10 07:24 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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When i have to piss
And it hurts my urethra
it pisses me off
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blewmeanie
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
#495951 - 11/07/10 10:16 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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The Growery's slow
Things seem to be dying here
Fuck yo couch nigga
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#496019 - 11/07/10 04:17 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enzyme Kinetics
It is time consuming, yes
So I get so high
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FRACTALife
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496032 - 11/07/10 04:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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fuck you homework
i fucking hate you
i just wanna chill
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496059 - 11/07/10 06:10 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?
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FRACTALife
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
#496081 - 11/07/10 07:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said:
My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?
I smoke weed
I went to burning man
Tangerines is an asshole
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496083 - 11/07/10 07:16 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research
Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again
five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it
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FRACTALife
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
#496086 - 11/07/10 07:19 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said:
You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research
Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again
five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it
I'm not trying to
create a good
haiku
I'm just here
to say fuck you
look at the stanza
above this
only two lines
i don't give a fuck
fuck
you
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Tangerines
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496088 - 11/07/10 07:22 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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you dont even know
Let me google that for you
there it is, good bye
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496089 - 11/07/10 07:23 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496092 - 11/07/10 07:26 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hendershot said:
DONKS
Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river
ahhhhhhhh, there is another poker player up here
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iStoner
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496138 - 11/07/10 09:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped
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Inbred_gimp
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: iStoner]
#496152 - 11/07/10 10:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fractalife you fuck
i will buttrape your mother
i will make you watch.
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
#496216 - 11/08/10 07:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't wanna work
I just wanna bang on these
Fucking drums all day
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496217 - 11/08/10 07:08 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am really high
I think I'll smoke another
because I'm so high
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
#496303 - 11/08/10 10:08 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
MoeRon said:
i have quiz today
and i got stoned
boner
no
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
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that drops dirty
like fingering your sister
i gotta shower
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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gotta love family
always helpin niggas out
got my swagga back
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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FRACTALife
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
#496355 - 11/08/10 01:05 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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tangerines, fuck you
you are a dumb piece of shit
smoke some weed and chill
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496359 - 11/08/10 01:13 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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FRACTALlife needs life
one outside a computer
stop being so gay
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
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stop all the hating
lets be chill and kind, get high
love to you all, smile.
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iStoner
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Posts: 7,176
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496387 - 11/08/10 02:45 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
FRACTALife said:
stop all the hating
lets be chill and kind, get high
love to you all, smile.
That was not very
angry, was it now Fractal?
nope i dont think so.
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MoeRon
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: iStoner]
#496393 - 11/08/10 02:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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i done sharted my paints
now im gonna do it again
fucker
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
#496536 - 11/09/10 12:32 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I want to unleash
An epidemic outbreak
Of nutsack stabbings
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#496537 - 11/09/10 12:44 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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that sounds muy painful
why the deep rooted anger?
not good for your health
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Hendershot
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Psyber, tell me bro
Why do you hate nutsacks so?
Why not stab a vag?
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496559 - 11/09/10 06:21 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Need to change water
or my fish are gonna die
I hate changing the water
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496581 - 11/09/10 09:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel very bad
For T-Rex's poor fishies
They swim in their shit
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496601 - 11/09/10 11:57 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hendershot said:
Psyber, tell me bro
Why do you hate nutsacks so?
Why not stab a vag?
you play teh pokers sir?
what site do you play on huh?
what limits do you play?Quote:
T-Rex said:
Need to change water
or my fish are gonna die
I hate changing the water
you need to get filters
you'll go through a few packs yep
and just add water
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Shaggy420
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i dont get it none of these poems rhyme 
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#496646 - 11/09/10 02:33 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TrippyStoner420 said:
i dont get it none of these poems rhyme
You're looking for the Angry Limerick thread.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#496648 - 11/09/10 02:34 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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5
7
5
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Shaggy420
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i get it now
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Shaggy420
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#496660 - 11/09/10 02:44 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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microsoft are gay
they suspended my account
cant play shit online
dosnt sound like a poem
maybe ill better at this after a bowl
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#496783 - 11/10/10 04:10 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Temp agency bitch
Not getting me any work
Prepare to die, whore
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ChillWillis
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#496806 - 11/10/10 07:16 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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too fucking early
out of fucking bomb coffee
today's gonna suck
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
#496807 - 11/10/10 07:18 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hot bitch up the road
Comes over to have a smoke
I want to fuck her.
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DungenessDank
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496808 - 11/10/10 07:20 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Then do it pussy
Starbucks dark roast in my pot
Kill niggers for fun
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T-Rex
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Today I bought weed
It has been rolled in sugar
I am not happy
I can't fuck that bitch
she is just a big cock tease
I did squeeze some boob
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DungenessDank
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496814 - 11/10/10 07:25 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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My weed is still fresh
Smoking green bud gets me high
Hurts my throat however
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T-Rex
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You pool little fuck
at least you don't have sugar
all up in your nugs
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Shaggy420
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496818 - 11/10/10 07:30 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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i wouldnt be smoking sugared weed. why not just put it in a firecracker at least it will be sweeter 
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#496819 - 11/10/10 07:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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COS IMMA BONG FIEND
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Edited by T-Rex (09/18/11 03:40 AM)
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Shaggy420
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496822 - 11/10/10 07:42 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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milk hits 
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
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Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#496829 - 11/10/10 08:13 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Grudge fucked her last night
Today she's walking funny
I'm the fucking man
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496834 - 11/10/10 08:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I look out on Earth
And see a bunch of dumb sheep
Let's fry some mutton
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ltd
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Posts: 6,042
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#496835 - 11/10/10 08:40 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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illuminigger
launches missiles off the coast
or illumigooks?
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ltd]
#496932 - 11/10/10 07:36 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hate studying
Soon it will all be over
Exams suck my cock
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#497033 - 11/11/10 07:28 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I raped your dead fish
It smiled like a big gay shark
Then I flushed it down
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#497034 - 11/11/10 07:30 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you're into that
I don't really like catfish
well, not in that way
R.I.P Featherfin Catfish
You got your ass handed to you by a Gourami, pussy
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#497036 - 11/11/10 07:40 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pour out a 40
For the dead fish we have lost
Fish on fish murder
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#497037 - 11/11/10 07:42 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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bitch had it coming
always trying to start shit
with the bigger fish
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psyberpunk
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#497039 - 11/11/10 07:52 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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The catfish only
Wanted to be loved. Vengeance
against Gourami. 
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#497042 - 11/11/10 07:57 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Homicidal fish
Gang up on the poor catfish
and bite chunks from him
the blue ones behind the pretty one
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FarBeyondDriven
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Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#497109 - 11/11/10 12:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
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Posts: 676
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Fractalfag you poof
Fake ass pickle smuggling kid
Blow a happy goat
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#497913 - 11/14/10 08:49 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm so fucking baked
I wanna smoke another
But I can't be fucked
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DRAGON
Doors of Perception
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#497980 - 11/14/10 01:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lots of them hate him
FractaLife is despised
Big bears will rape him
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: DRAGON]
#499009 - 11/18/10 06:18 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sick of hearing bout
The royal damn engagement
This is the U.S.
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Shaggy420
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Posts: 3,372
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#499059 - 11/18/10 09:56 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hendershot said:
Sick of hearing bout
The royal damn engagement
This is the U.S.
THIS.
fuck the monarchy
the queen can suck on my dick
shes a nazi bitch
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Eshu
God of Earth
Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 64
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#499086 - 11/18/10 11:14 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Play Ukelele
It fucking sucks balls
I want a guitar
I am fucking broke
I want some weed now bad man
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Oscar Levant
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psyberpunk
Lunatic
Registered: 11/02/10
Posts: 533
Loc: Behind a Pipe
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Eshu]
#499124 - 11/18/10 12:53 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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End government now
A wild and feral lifestyle
Is the real answer
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#500059 - 11/22/10 07:57 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Using my iPhone
In the darkness of my room
Attracts all the bugs
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psyberpunk
Lunatic
Registered: 11/02/10
Posts: 533
Loc: Behind a Pipe
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#500483 - 11/24/10 12:43 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quit raiding all our
Medical Marijuana
Dispensaries, dicks!
Fuck the DEA
Fuck the motherfucking cops
Fuck politicians
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Shaggy420
Registered: 07/06/10
Posts: 3,372
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: psyberpunk]
#500599 - 11/24/10 03:27 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
psyberpunk said:
Fuck the DEA
Fuck the motherfucking cops
Fuck politicians
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#502935 - 12/03/10 11:49 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sweating like a pig
Summer is finally here
Fuck this hot weather
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Inbred_gimp
Herb Connesuir
Registered: 10/07/09
Posts: 1,115
Loc: Beyond the wall of sleep
Last seen: 5 years, 9 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#502944 - 12/04/10 12:56 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shovelling crushed rock
on a fiery summers day....
Sweating like a pig.
Blisters on my hands,
Make masturbating painful..
At least i have beer. . .
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Shaggy420
Registered: 07/06/10
Posts: 3,372
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
#502969 - 12/04/10 07:24 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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snowed all fucking week
so icy and fucking cold
now its pissing rain
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#515426 - 01/18/11 10:46 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lighter in my lap;
I do not know where you are.
I will when I stand.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#515428 - 01/18/11 10:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn I hate that shit
sucks when it's the bowl instead
glass breaks on hard floors 
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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cigarettes upstairs
smoking inside is nasty
oh well, ill be gross
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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i want to smoke weed
so fuck this anxiety
this is fucking bull.
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BlueBerry_Swisher
Heart Slowed
Registered: 12/19/10
Posts: 3,303
Loc: Raw Headspace
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: iStoner]
#515498 - 01/19/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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ChillWillis
old school fool
Registered: 06/14/09
Posts: 2,213
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
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goddamn mechanic
seventy dollars for a
full mount and balance
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
#515619 - 01/19/11 01:54 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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A place I know charges
that an hour just for labor
how long did it take?
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spacemonkey69
Trusted Vaporizer
Registered: 12/22/08
Posts: 1,018
Loc:
Last seen: 11 years, 24 days
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I want to shoot dope
There is no dope around for me
Someone buy me dope
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“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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You should take that as
a sign that you shouldn't be
shooting dope anyway
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ChillWillis
old school fool
Registered: 06/14/09
Posts: 2,213
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
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only took an hour
actually was fourty bucks
not too shabby man
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Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ChillWillis]
#565066 - 06/17/11 10:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Six fucking bong rips
Gotta cut the fucking grass
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565068 - 06/17/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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my mom is a bitch
my no good friend owes me cash
time to grab my gat
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565069 - 06/17/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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nevermind no gun
will find dumbass friend today
make it right with bat
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565071 - 06/17/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits
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BlueBerry_Swisher
Heart Slowed
Registered: 12/19/10
Posts: 3,303
Loc: Raw Headspace
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565072 - 06/17/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lol 
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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one beer left in fridge
have to wait long time for more
guess i'll take a nap
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere 
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565081 - 06/17/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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smoking some reefer
got shit to do up in here
time to masturbate
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 5 months, 21 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565083 - 06/17/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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woke up and still drunk
fucking neighbors loud lawn mower
might go kill him soon
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565084 - 06/17/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Big_tiggy said:
why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits
You know that even though 7 is only one digit it's two syllables, right?
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere 
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Quote:
Big_tiggy said:
why is it so slow
people must add excitemnt
A 7 X post tits
punk you cant stop me
your haikus are weak ass shit
give up while you can
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565087 - 06/17/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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respecting females
is what life is all about
posting tits is rude
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565088 - 06/17/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I only respect
beings that deserve respect
blast jizz in her eye
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
Last seen: 5 months, 21 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565089 - 06/17/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I see you driving
'round town with the girl i love
and im like, fuck you.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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I hear that my bro
give her a load in the mouth
she'll be begging "more!"
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wishcouldeletethis
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 675
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread *DELETED* [Re: Hendershot]
#565091 - 06/17/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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this is probably
the best thread man ever made
poets should make note
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wishcouldeletethis
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 675
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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cant even freestyle
I bet you use one of those
syllable counters
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565095 - 06/17/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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look at the title
man it says, Angry Haiku
go and eat a shoe
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wishcouldeletethis
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 675
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread *DELETED* [Re: Harry_Ba11sach] 1
#565097 - 06/17/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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don't really get it
im slightly disappointed
point me to the prose
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wishcouldeletethis
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 675
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread *DELETED* [Re: smurf_master] 1
#565099 - 06/17/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Name: lampshadehelmet
Position: Poser at best
job application
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wishcouldeletethis
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 675
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread *DELETED* [Re: smurf_master]
#565101 - 06/17/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master] 1
#565104 - 06/17/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Go and fuck yourself
You pretentious little cunt
Haiku isn't fucking hard and if you think it is and you're proud of yourself for being able to count to 7 then you're a fucking cumstain on the shitrag of humanity.
I think I did it?
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Hendershot]
#565105 - 06/17/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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 This thread was moved from The Smoke Lounge.
Reason:
durrrr
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Hendershot]
#565108 - 06/17/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread was moved from The Thunderdome.
Reason:
I now realize that 80% of the posters in this thread can't see it in the dome.
We'll just have to keep it reasonably nice.
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere 
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#565109 - 06/17/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't take offense
I just be a playing dawg
I hope you aint hurt
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: smurf_master]
#565112 - 06/17/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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guys guys its o.k.
shit streaks and cum stains will stay
in smoke lounge get high
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Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: smurf_master]
#565113 - 06/17/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was just making an angry haiku, like you told me to
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
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Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#565114 - 06/17/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What is that I hear
A little bitch thats moaning
want me to call mom
you aint got style
you aint got any rhythm
aint shit my nigger
anger is better
expressed as fine poems
don't be crying friend
I'm out of here now
I got places to do and
people to be near.
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#565117 - 06/17/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuck still out of beer
must find a ride into town
why no tits here yet
Edited by Big_tiggy (06/17/11 01:56 PM)
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Big_tiggy] 2
#565118 - 06/17/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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mushrooms make you gay
drug education is key
stop the gayness now
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spacemonkey69
Trusted Vaporizer
Registered: 12/22/08
Posts: 1,018
Loc:
Last seen: 11 years, 24 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565127 - 06/17/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck online banking
This shit never works out right
I'm too poor anyways.
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“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]
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T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: spacemonkey69]
#565164 - 06/17/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Woke up this morning
Threw up a bunch of bile
Time to go to work
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: T-Rex]
#565182 - 06/17/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I AM VERY MAD
I POST IN ANGRY HAIKU
Let Us Get Fuckd Up
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drawde
Registered: 11/15/09
Posts: 5,268
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565183 - 06/17/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No anger be had here
So cant post in this here thread
So left out I feel
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King Koopa said:
The amount of pot that Gask smokes is equivalent to a guy shooting heroin on weekends
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Big_tiggy
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Posts: 1,178
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread (moved) [Re: drawde]
#565184 - 06/17/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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In shroomery news
Government takes D.M.T
Has awsome power
Government/Elf DMTzzz control
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Dude
Dude, who's got the lighter?
Registered: 06/02/11
Posts: 62
Last seen: 12 years, 4 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565187 - 06/17/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Marijuana smoke
Oh what a sweet taste and smell
I love getting high
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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#565198 - 06/17/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm so excited
my shrooms be a pinning now
time to get high woot
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Goombah
Esquire
Registered: 11/07/10
Posts: 118
Loc: Peoples Republic of MA
Last seen: 9 years, 11 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565316 - 06/18/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hotel room got trashed
Bastards got six hundred cash
Suck balls holes in walls
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Dude
Dude, who's got the lighter?
Registered: 06/02/11
Posts: 62
Last seen: 12 years, 4 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Goombah]
#565374 - 06/18/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Abolish anger
raging madness is pointless
Go take a bong rip
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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between
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smurf_master
Master Smurf
Registered: 05/12/11
Posts: 413
Loc: Everywhere
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#565375 - 06/18/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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why say that my man
anger is beautiful son
fuck shit nigger cunt penis
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 12 years, 19 days
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565377 - 06/18/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it is saturday
its as dead as a zombie
that died after death
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Dude
Dude, who's got the lighter?
Registered: 06/02/11
Posts: 62
Last seen: 12 years, 4 months
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565387 - 06/18/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
smurf_master said:
why say that my man
anger is beautiful son
fuck shit nigger cunt penis
Why so negative
don't worry be happy man
smoke two joints and chill
Quote:
Big_tiggy said:
it is saturday
its as dead as a zombie
that died after death
Go get some weed
Then your saturday will be
as alive as life itself
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Much Respect To All The People Thinking Green
Not Just The Color But The Message In Between
Edited by Dude (06/18/11 01:09 PM)
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Big_tiggy
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#565390 - 06/18/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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drug test wednesday yo
im'a drop some cid instead
funnies will follow
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Dude
Dude, who's got the lighter?
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565426 - 06/18/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Big_tiggy said:
drug test wednesday yo
im'a drop some cid instead
funnies will follow
Lucy in the sky
What great company to have
She's a keeper dude
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Laysthepipe
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#565429 - 06/18/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I thought haiku needed 4 or 5 in every line or something?
IDK
Smoke two joints
Then read two books
Feed the plants
Fuck eat kill sleep repeat
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Dude
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
#565432 - 06/18/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Laysthepipe said:
I thought haiku needed 4 or 5 in every line or something?
IDK
5 syllables (a haiku needs five)
7 syllables (seven is needed after)
5 syllables (then five more again)
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smurf_master
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#565465 - 06/18/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuck that shit nigger
negativity is key
fuck my energy.
speakers turned up high
I play music for babies
filled with hate and rage
they love it like God
they bathe eternal glory
they'll grow to be ripe
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Laysthepipe
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565477 - 06/18/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
smurf_master said:
fuck that shit nigger
negativity is key
fuck my energy.
speakers turned up high
I play music for babies
filled with hate and rage
they love it like God
they bathe eternal glory
they'll grow to be ripe
This reminded me of this song
Where we eat our young.
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smurf_master
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
#565479 - 06/18/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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His names laysthepipe
He's the coolest fucking dude
but Manson is gay.
Edited by smurf_master (06/18/11 07:02 PM)
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Big_tiggy
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565491 - 06/18/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
I just do not give a FUCK
Fuck Bitch's in Ass
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smurf_master
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Big_tiggy]
#565845 - 06/20/11 01:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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skippy and welch's
spread out on my ritz crackers
lemonade to boot
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master] 1
#565854 - 06/20/11 05:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey motherfuckers
This is for ANGRY haiku
Wanna hear some rage
Fractal has a thread
Hippy happy haiku crap
Go there to be gay
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565856 - 06/20/11 05:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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All this fucking rain
Mother Nature- fucking cunt
Autos gonna mold
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smurf_master
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565878 - 06/20/11 08:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lemonade aint gay
It takes rage to make liquid
squeezing all my might
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Shaggy420
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#565926 - 06/20/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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my throat fucking hurts
cannot even swallow food
oh what shall i do
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Laysthepipe
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Shaggy420]
#565928 - 06/20/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shaggy420 said:
cannot even swallow
This is a real tragedy.
We need more gossip on this topic instead of R.I.Ps.
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
#565952 - 06/20/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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sign up to womans weekly if you want gossip
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Laysthepipe]
#565983 - 06/20/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Laysthepipe said:
Quote:
Shaggy420 said:
cannot even swallow
This is a real tragedy.
We need more gossip on this topic instead of R.I.Ps.
Who the fuck is this jerkoff and why is he trolling my thread?
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot] 1
#565986 - 06/20/11 03:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Punk fucking nigger
Doesn't have a fucking clue
Spewing shitty rap
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smurf_master
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#565993 - 06/20/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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When trolls are near me
my sword glows a blueish hue
kill me with his axe
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T-Rex
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#566001 - 06/20/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I hate the mornings
I hate having to wake up
I hate everything
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Dude
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#566220 - 06/21/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
I hate the mornings
I hate having to wake up
I hate everything
Wake and Bake blunts dude
Then your morning will be chill
Peace, Relaxation
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#566224 - 06/21/11 09:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning
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Hendershot
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#566238 - 06/21/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning
Goddam fuckin right
Bongs kick the ass outta blunts
Blunts are for niggers
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Dude
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#566517 - 06/22/11 09:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said:
Blunts are for pussies
I take bongs straight to the face
Every damn morning
Not just blunts my friend
Too many pieces to count
Bongs, bowls, and vapes too
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smurf_master
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Dude]
#566519 - 06/22/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You guys haven't lived
until you drink green dragon
shit will make you puke
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Dude
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: smurf_master]
#566522 - 06/22/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
smurf_master said:
You guys haven't lived
until you drink green dragon
shit will make you puke
Green Dragon, hell yeah
I drink that on the daily
While ripping my bong
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spacemonkey69
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Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#566555 - 06/22/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Violence fills within
I could hit my puppy dog
I am frustrated.
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[quote]
“You see this glass bong?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I smoke out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass bong on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”[/quote]
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