Welcome to the Growery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!
|
 Hendershot
Shapeshifter
 
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
|
 The Angry Haiku thread 
#495406 - 11/05/10 11:30 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Pissed about something in particular? Or just stressed for no distinct reason at all? Use the ancient art of Japanese poetry to vent your frustration... I'll start off with this: ahem
Goddam D M V
Motherfucking cockeating nobrain sonsof b- ahem, sorry lost track of my syllables. and I'm pissed. Okay, next try
Goddam D M V
Pain in the ass cocksuckers
Wanna punch someone
Aaah, much better.. now I just need someone to punch 
--------------------
"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."
|
ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 6,042
|
 Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495408 - 11/05/10 11:33 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
its raining today
my fucking heat doesn't work
time to smoke a cig
|
 MoeRon
Stranger
Registered: 11/04/10
Posts: 54
Last seen: 14 years, 8 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495415 - 11/05/10 11:44 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
i have quiz today
and i got stoned
boner
|
Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: ltd]
#495416 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
I call this one Soccer Moms
Cunt just cut me off
Texting and oblivious
Please kill yourself
--------------------
"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."
|
Natorade
LsDmThC
Registered: 10/13/10
Posts: 18
Loc: CA 
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: MoeRon]
#495417 - 11/05/10 11:48 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
home for the weekend
shots lines and bts woo hoo
then back to school ugh
|
Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Natorade]
#495911 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
DONKS
Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river
--------------------
"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."
|
Hendershot
Shapeshifter
Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 676
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495912 - 11/07/10 07:17 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
--------------------
"You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.."
|
T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles 
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495915 - 11/07/10 07:23 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Its getting late now
But I'm running out of weed
That really sucks balls.
--------------------
|
Inbred_gimp
Herb Connesuir
Registered: 10/07/09
Posts: 1,115
Loc: Beyond the wall of sleep
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#495916 - 11/07/10 07:24 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
When i have to piss
And it hurts my urethra
it pisses me off
--------------------
Edited by Inbred_gimp (11/07/10 07:25 AM)
|
blewmeanie
the herb fox
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 178
Loc:
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Inbred_gimp]
#495951 - 11/07/10 10:16 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
The Growery's slow
Things seem to be dying here
Fuck yo couch nigga
|
Tangerines
Grease Wizard
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: blewmeanie]
#496019 - 11/07/10 04:17 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Enzyme Kinetics
It is time consuming, yes
So I get so high
|
FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496032 - 11/07/10 04:56 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
fuck you homework
i fucking hate you
i just wanna chill
--------------------
|
Tangerines
Grease Wizard
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496059 - 11/07/10 06:10 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?
|
FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
#496081 - 11/07/10 07:12 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Tangerines said:
My name is fractal
I never smoked the herb, or
went to Burning Man?
I smoke weed
I went to burning man
Tangerines is an asshole
--------------------
|
Tangerines
Grease Wizard
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496083 - 11/07/10 07:16 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research
Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again
five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it
|
FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Tangerines]
#496086 - 11/07/10 07:19 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Tangerines said:
You suck at haiku
Your form is equal to poo
do some damn research
Firstly there is five
then there is for sure seven
Woah, look, five again
five, seven, five, what?
yea, you like it in the butt
so there you have it
I'm not trying to
create a good
haiku
I'm just here
to say fuck you
look at the stanza
above this
only two lines
i don't give a fuck
fuck
you
--------------------
|
Tangerines
Grease Wizard
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 9,497
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496088 - 11/07/10 07:22 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
you dont even know
Let me google that for you
there it is, good bye
|
T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: FRACTALife]
#496089 - 11/07/10 07:23 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped
--------------------
|
FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: Hendershot]
#496092 - 11/07/10 07:26 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
Hendershot said:
DONKS
Fuckers wanna call
All in bets with a gutshot
Catch on the river
ahhhhhhhh, there is another poker player up here
|
iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
|
Re: The Angry Haiku thread [Re: T-Rex]
#496138 - 11/07/10 09:24 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
|
|
T-Rex said:
When I clicked this thread
I expected some big lols
Fractal's gon get raped
--------------------
| |
|
|
|
|
Threaded
Previous
Index
Next
Edit 
Reply 
