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 Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
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 Breaking up your sack. 
#49367 - 06/02/08 09:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do you smash your scrotum with a hammer or use a baseball bat? Maybe a rock is more your style?
Discuss.
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Edited by Hanky (06/02/08 10:17 PM)
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 andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49369 - 06/02/08 09:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Painful any way you think of it.
But if I had to choose, I think I might go with shotgun blast.
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LordOfChaos
AKA KADA
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 245
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49371 - 06/02/08 09:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like to piss off hot chicks and let them slam my balls with their feet. It gets me goin baby!
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: LordOfChaos]
#49377 - 06/02/08 10:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Same here if they are wearing stilettos at the time.
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Hanky
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: andyistic]
#49378 - 06/02/08 10:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is HAWT!
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0xYg3n
el cid
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49380 - 06/02/08 10:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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As long as it's quick. I don't think I could handle a woman with high heels, though.
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neepling
Fat Ladies Buttocks.
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Ass Flavoured Pie Factory
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49381 - 06/02/08 10:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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a rock is more my style, it just seems more naturale and it would bring out my ancestral roots which would mean so much at the time.
what more could you want? smashing your ball sacks with a slightly pointy sharp stone thrusting your beard around like a cave man.
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oh noe! I'm heaps beached bro..
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: neepling]
#49384 - 06/02/08 10:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I prefer to eviscerate my scrotum by jumping barbed wire fences naked, or sometimes just wearing barbed wire underclothes.
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andyistic
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Sativus]
#49387 - 06/02/08 10:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Let's not leave out hopping onto the bicycle without the rubber seat in place.
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Hanky
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: neepling]
#49393 - 06/02/08 10:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like to thrash my ballsack with a two foot long chunky san pedro cutting.
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Ombient
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49397 - 06/02/08 10:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread makes me uncomfortable 
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49398 - 06/02/08 10:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, rubbing any large cactus lengthwise aling the taint is a recipe for a fun night.
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Hanky
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Sativus]
#49403 - 06/02/08 10:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's the way the Shamans do it and just look at all the pussy they get.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49406 - 06/02/08 10:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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San Pedro up a woman's vagina is a great tenderizing technique. 
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Hanky
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: andyistic]
#49409 - 06/02/08 10:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I prefer bridgesii for in the cunt, bigger spines means more blood and everyone knows the blood is the best lube.
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Coaster Said: "wut do u post bout flumbooyon"
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andyistic
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49414 - 06/02/08 10:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Now you're talking.
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neepling
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49415 - 06/02/08 10:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hanky said:
I like to thrash my ballsack with a two foot long chunky san pedro cutting.
i like to bash my ball sacks with my cactus arms...
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Hanky
Fat Ladies Bingo
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: neepling]
#49436 - 06/02/08 10:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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With my cactus arms....
I remember how much that made you LOL.
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master_shake
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Re: Breaking your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49438 - 06/02/08 10:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like to eat bloody pussy while listening to my prince cd collection.
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Toiletduk
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Re: Breaking up your sack. [Re: Hanky]
#49442 - 06/02/08 10:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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My scrotum is forged of rare metals and impossible to smash by any method known to earthmen. 
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