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AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt
    #376831 - 03/02/10 12:11 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

Why do my dreams always have to end just before full penetration?!


:grrr:


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: elcharrosays]
    #376833 - 03/02/10 12:12 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I hate those :rofl:


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #376838 - 03/02/10 12:15 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

:rofl2:


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See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: still beLIEve]
    #376842 - 03/02/10 12:20 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

In all my life I think I've only penetrated in a dream once and then I was interrupted by my old boss driving his truck into the backyard and knocking on my window.


Except one time when I was like 14 in a dream I stuck my thumb into my then-girlfriend's vagina. I guess that technically counts as penetration of some sort?


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: elcharrosays]
    #376845 - 03/02/10 12:21 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

:rofl:

I had a dream last night about masturbating. I woke up and was like :what:

why would I have a dream about something I can do anytime I want? why didn't I dream about fuck Sandra Bullock senseless in a hang glider over a volcano or something?


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #376850 - 03/02/10 12:23 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

:rofl:

I just started talking to a chick last night I went to school with. Haven't seen her in a few years. She's comin down to where I live and we're gonna get together. Her bf is in Iraq, but she needs sexuals. I kinda feel like I'm unpatriotic, but then again, isn't it kinda patriotic to make sure one of our soldiers' girlfriends is taken care of while he's away?


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #376851 - 03/02/10 12:26 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

lol jesus, just make sure he never finds out or you're fucking dead man. :lol: I have a friend in the army, and I can promise I would never touch his girlfriend, cause I would survive approximately 15 seconds after he got home :rofl:


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #376853 - 03/02/10 12:26 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

Well from what I understand all male/female soldiers overseas get freaky with each other because it doesn't count and then come back like nothing ever happened so.. all's far in love and war right?  :rofl2:


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: elcharrosays]
    #376876 - 03/02/10 12:36 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

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Harry_Ba11sach said:
lol jesus, just make sure he never finds out or you're fucking dead man. :lol: I have a friend in the army, and I can promise I would never touch his girlfriend, cause I would survive approximately 15 seconds after he got home :rofl:




:rofl: Yeah, I was thinkin about if he found out. But she lives like 4 hours away, and he's gonna be away for like another year. From what she tells me, I don't think relationship is going to last anyway. He went to school across town from where I did, so I think I'll be ok. I'ma just keep it on the low and not tell anybody. My facebook :pimp: skills worked good last night though. She went from not cheating on him no matter what, to "we're gonna fuck" in so many words.:rofl:



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elcharrosays said:
Well from what I understand all male/female soldiers overseas get freaky with each other because it doesn't count and then come back like nothing ever happened so.. all's far in love and war right?  :rofl2:




Yeah, that's what I was telling her. I was like, "How do you know he's not doing the same thing over there? He's with girls over there and they have needs too. BUT I'M NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING."

She was like, "Yeah, you're definitely right about that."

:rofl: Kinda fucked up but I haven't had any in a couple months and I always thought about fuckin her in high school. She's like a 7-8 on a scale of 10, but something about her makes me wanna fuck the shit out of her :shrug:


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #376914 - 03/02/10 01:01 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

GETT ITT


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: still beLIEve]
    #376917 - 03/02/10 01:06 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

:rofl:

I'm doing this for my country. It's not that I want to, I have to. :hank:


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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #376929 - 03/02/10 01:22 PM (14 years, 30 days ago)

:feelsgoodman:

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Re: AAARRRGGGHH motherfuckingshitpisscunt [Re: Triptonic]
    #377315 - 03/02/10 07:31 PM (14 years, 29 days ago)

make sure you take pics! :lol:


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