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Offlinelucky bucket
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Need answer FAST
    #356382 - 02/01/10 02:32 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Long story short I need to take a drug test. I have some clean urine that has been in a bottle in my grow room for a little less then a week. does any one know if this is still usable or not? I did as much research as I could, and couldn't find an answer.


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    #356385 - 02/01/10 02:37 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

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Edited by sterben (02/03/10 10:32 PM)


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: sterben]
    #356386 - 02/01/10 02:42 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Worddd, just made me feel alooot better! thanks for the feedback:biggrin:


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: lucky bucket]
    #356454 - 02/01/10 04:49 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

For the future, it is much easier to go to a head shop and purchase powdered synthetic urine that you mix with water and warm up... BAM! Urine.

Much easier to handle and doesn't expire, leaving all the worrying out of the equation.

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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: NightGrower]
    #356479 - 02/01/10 05:41 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

What NG said.

Just make sure it's the right temp, do some tests at home timing how long it takes to warm up with a hand warmer until it's close to 98 degrees.

When I was tested for a job, the cup I pissed into had one of those color changing aquarium temperature gauges on the side so they can tell within a couple degrees.  It even said on the print out, "Was the sample within a reasonable temperature range?" w/  +/-3 degrees next to it.

Just a heads up


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: Inverted]
    #356544 - 02/01/10 08:35 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

You guys weren't searched for anything before the test?


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: RenorCordic]
    #356557 - 02/01/10 09:26 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

i used APPLE JUICE and water for my last job believe it or not. my buddy said it worked for him at the same place so i went for it.  it worked for me too. it was hot as fuck so i dipped it in the toilet to cool it down. i'm not sure they even tested it to be honest. got the job though :shrug:


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #356656 - 02/02/10 12:26 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

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You guys weren't searched for anything before the test?




Most employment screenings have no searching and no one watching over your shoulder.  If it's for a court related issue you're going to have someone watching you piss.


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: coda]
    #357271 - 02/03/10 06:46 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

A good way to warm old piss to bring a heat pack in your pocket (the kind you can use for sport injuries)

The bad side is that you have to keep it in your pants afterward and makes things awkard for your boys or butt


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Re: Need answer FAST (moved) [Re: lucky bucket]
    #357326 - 02/03/10 08:49 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

This thread was moved from Marijuana Cultivation.

Reason:
Not cultivation related.  Better suited in smoke lounge.  good luck lb.


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Re: Need answer FAST (moved) [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #357586 - 02/04/10 12:48 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, idk if it expires, but you deff need to have it warm


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: coda]
    #357770 - 02/04/10 08:14 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

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coda said:
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You guys weren't searched for anything before the test?




Most employment screenings have no searching and no one watching over your shoulder.  If it's for a court related issue you're going to have someone watching you piss.





Ah. Thanks.


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: lucky bucket]
    #357777 - 02/04/10 08:34 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Drink a Shit ton of water, take B vitamins, and take creatine.
The water dilutes the piss, the vitamins make the piss yellow so they can't tell you tried to dilute it, and i forget exactly what the creatines for. It works, trust me.


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Re: Need answer FAST [Re: volcomstoner]
    #357794 - 02/04/10 09:10 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

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volcomstoner said:
Drink a Shit ton of water, take B vitamins, and take creatine.
The water dilutes the piss, the vitamins make the piss yellow so they can't tell you tried to dilute it, and i forget exactly what the creatines for. It works, trust me.




That was pretty much my technique when I had to drug test weekly in the summer of 2k4.  TASC was a joke.  the dudes job is to literally watch the piss come out of me.  But im just some lowlife scum so big bro had to set me straight  Anyway, i used a huge horse sized multivitamin in those days.  I had to retake a test one time because i drank too much water.  failed one test as i had smoked a couple days before, but usually if i stopped smoking 4 days prior to the test and spent the next four days exercising and drinking a ton of water i would pass.  Never used the creatine for that purpose though.


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