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OfflineDunno
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Robo Stories
    #22221 - 05/07/08 06:27 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

alright lets hear what ya got! ill start off with a small one, well one that i can remember anyway.

i was 17 and it was like 730 in the morning and i was waiting for the school bus when i remembered i had a box in my back pack so i pop out all 16 and pop them like a champ with no water.

they start to kick in like 15 minutes before class and I'm feeling great. just my luck too we are watching movies through the whole class. well i thought anyway.

there's about 20 minutes left in class and the teacher turns on the lights and turns off the movie cause people were fucking around too much and makes everyone read out loud from their books.

this bitch calls on me to read, i was the sec person, and I'm tripping fucking balls. i had to read like 3 paragraphs and i some how got through it.

she asked me later what was wrong with me and i told her i stayed up all night doing home work and she laughed then that was it.

the rest of the day i just kind of coasted through.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: Dunno]
    #22222 - 05/07/08 06:29 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Robo Stories [Re: Dunno]
    #22232 - 05/07/08 06:41 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

my whole group of friends decided to fuck with me while i was binging once.  they convinced me that i lost my virginity to some random girl that i met two days before, in the back of my friend's van (which smelled horrible), but they blamed the smell on me. 

so i'm calling everybody up the next day asking if the news was really true, and of course they played along.  so i went to the girl's house and tried to talk to her about it in the driveway, but her dad was all drunk and wouldn't go away.  he was all like "hey, you wanna date my daughter? well you're gonna need MY permission first!..." 

so yeah, half an hour of standing in the rain, listening to her drunk dad yelling at the neighbors down the street.  only to have the girl telling me later on that it was all a scam and nothing really happened.

frustrated and annoyed at everybody, i decided to use this chance to fuck with everyone else, when they dosed up a while after.

i convinced them that every single person in the world hated them.  and got as many people as i could  to play along to that.  you should've seen the look on their faces the next day when everybody was ignoring them.  :lol:


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #22242 - 05/07/08 06:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lol

i got the worst blue balls once. i met up with this chick after eating 24 and we were playing around just being stupid when he asked if i wanted a massage. of course i said yes and that turned into a BJ then she hoped on board and we fucked for a good hour straight. she got her self off like 3 times and i still couldnt cum.

we then went back to my house and she felt bad so she said she is going to do what she can to get me off. she sucked my dick for like 2 hours, we fucked for like an hour, i put it in her ass, i was hitting it doggie style. i mean we tried every possible thing and by this time my dick and stomach fucking hurt. i had blue balls for fucking 24 hours straight.

the next day i sat in front of the computer and killed my dick. it hurt so good.

that was the worse thing ive ever exp.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: Dunno]
    #22246 - 05/07/08 06:47 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

boooo on dxm

but kind of an entertaining story hah. I use to pop speed before school and I LOVED reading out loud :smile:


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: Dunno]
    #22249 - 05/07/08 06:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dunno said:
it hurt so good.




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Re: Robo Stories [Re: drSE]
    #22291 - 05/07/08 09:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

yeah i've tried having sex plenty of times strung out. not easy at all


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #22308 - 05/07/08 10:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

ok my mom used to drive me to school at like 645. so my daily routine was to wake up, drink 2 bottles of robo max cough, and a few dexalones. then i would just sleep in my moms car, and by the time i was at school, i was hardcore fucked up. anyway, day was going as normal. i took my shower got out and my mom called. 'she said, dont forget, we have a meeting this morning with your administrators at school.

:eek:

so like usual, by the time i got to school i was fucking SHITTY. i mean quarter sized pupils, the whole nine yards. i get into the meeting. My guidance councelor, vice principle, two administrators and my mom were present. It was an hour long meeting on how much i was fucking up in school and i played it off. no one knew a thing, and i was GONE. i dont know how i pulled it off.

ive got soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many more


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: still beLIEve]
    #22322 - 05/07/08 10:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

lol, i was placed in a drug class for school and every week we had to mark down all our usual shit that we did and i always had dxm.

we had our classes every wednesday which i forgot and took 32 triple c's. the class was at 9:30am and i took the pills at 8am.

the drug teacher pulled me out and asked if i can make it through the rest of the day and i tell her yes and she sends me on my way. what the fuck!!! she knew i was fucked up and she sends me to class. lol


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: Dunno]
    #22323 - 05/07/08 10:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

good thing she didn't report you


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Re: Robo Stories [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #22324 - 05/07/08 10:19 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

no shit, lol


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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