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tell me a story
    #110275 - 08/17/08 01:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110276 - 08/17/08 01:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

... which is how it happened.

The end.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: andyistic]
    #110278 - 08/17/08 01:20 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

that story failed to deliver


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Re: tell me a story [Re: andyistic]
    #110280 - 08/17/08 01:21 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

My neighboors are around 55 years old and havn't tripped for decades. I don't know how the subject came up, but it ended with them getting shrooms, and me laughing at the lights in their house that keep turning on and off. They have been doing that for hours.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110281 - 08/17/08 01:21 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Well shit, son.

It's gonna cost you $29.95 to see the rest. :evil:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110282 - 08/17/08 01:22 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

what doth life?
a growery mod's strife....
danstick kidhuan for all to see
for he loves the PTHC
:heart:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: andyistic]
    #110283 - 08/17/08 01:22 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

do you accept flumbooyoons?


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110286 - 08/17/08 01:23 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I'm still trying to cut down.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: andyistic]
    #110287 - 08/17/08 01:28 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: tell me a story [Re: Roxum]
    #110290 - 08/17/08 01:29 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

did no one like my fucking poem?
:crankey:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: wowitch420]
    #110291 - 08/17/08 01:29 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

You want a cookie? :tongue:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: wowitch420]
    #110292 - 08/17/08 01:30 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i did

i almost cried


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110295 - 08/17/08 01:32 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:vaped:
coaster just sent me a picture with his girls nipple showing


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Re: tell me a story [Re: wowitch420]
    #110296 - 08/17/08 01:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Is that what you're jacking off to, right now?


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Re: tell me a story [Re: andyistic]
    #110297 - 08/17/08 01:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

in between your jailbait thread, hankys RL pics, my wetdream last night and coasters GF i dont really know what im jacking off to at the moment.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: wowitch420]
    #110298 - 08/17/08 01:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

pics or it didn't happen

:posttits:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110300 - 08/17/08 01:37 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

if you temp ban coaster so he cant see it i will


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Re: tell me a story [Re: wowitch420]
    #110303 - 08/17/08 01:38 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

DEAL !!!


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110334 - 08/17/08 02:02 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

1)When I was in kindergarten the neighbor dog looked at me meanly so I hit it with a plastic baseball bat and the neighbors saw me and told my parents and I got in trouble and i told them it bit me but it did not and they did not believe me so i was called a liar which i was.


2)i had a rabbit named rocky for 6 years and one day when I was 12 my dad called me from his work and said "son your rabbit is dead and it is covered in bugs so clean it off and bury it behind the barn" so i went downstairs and looked at my rabbit and there were maggots crawling in and out of its eyes, ears, mouth and an open sore revealing a maggot covered brain so then I went to the back and washed it of with the hose and all the hair fell off rocky and showed its bare white skin so I took a scredriver and started digging at its brain to get all the worms out and when it was hairless and bug free idug a hole in the back and dug a hole and buried it only to notice the next day a racoon dug it up and chewed up all the meat and left the bones there and then i cried.

True stories.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: Tangerines]
    #110341 - 08/17/08 02:07 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:congrats:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110353 - 08/17/08 02:14 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Just for you :ltdan:
Now get me some craw daddies!


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110385 - 08/17/08 02:46 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because  this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started telling it not knowing what it was, and they just kept on telling it forever just because this is the story that never ends,

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Re: tell me a story [Re: Ombient]
    #110387 - 08/17/08 02:47 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

That looks like it's straight outta the Nonsense thread.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: andyistic]
    #110391 - 08/17/08 02:52 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Seems like the lounge is getting fewer and fewer posts everytime I check in

Or maybe coaster isn't making 15 million threads anymore

Or both


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Re: tell me a story [Re: Ombient]
    #110392 - 08/17/08 02:53 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

It's Saturday night. :shrug:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: Tangerines]
    #110396 - 08/17/08 02:55 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

me ---->:rail: <-----flumbooyon


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Re: tell me a story [Re: Ombient]
    #110403 - 08/17/08 02:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

me ---->:rail: <-----:discorex:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110405 - 08/17/08 03:00 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:yawn:

I want a name change



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Re: tell me a story [Re: Ombient]
    #110408 - 08/17/08 03:02 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:orly:


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Re: tell me a story [Re: Ombient]
    #110412 - 08/17/08 03:05 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

That song was tight. New to me.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: Tangerines]
    #110427 - 08/17/08 03:56 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

im drunk as a faggot in the gay bay


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Re: tell me a story [Re: ltd]
    #110434 - 08/17/08 04:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Once, I got a turd caught sideways in my ass, and they had to bring the Jaws of Life and pry my anus apart to retrieve it. The end.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: Toiletduk]
    #110438 - 08/17/08 04:11 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

are you sure it wasnt your husbands dick?


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Re: tell me a story [Re: wowitch420]
    #110440 - 08/17/08 04:16 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

It seems that Zeus was preparing a wedding banquet for Peleus and Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of Her reputation as a trouble maker.

This made Eris angry, and so She fashioned an apple of pure gold and inscribed upon it καλλίστῃ ("To The Prettiest One") and on the day of the fete She rolled it into the banquet hall and then left to be alone and joyously partake of a hot dog.

Now, three of the invited goddesses, Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite, each immediately claimed it to belong to herself because of the inscription. And they started fighting, and they started throwing punch all over the place and everything.

Finally Zeus calmed things down and declared that an arbitrator must be selected, which was a reasonable suggestion, and all agreed. He sent them to a shepherd of Troy, whose name was Paris because his mother had had a lot of gaul and had married a Frenchman; but each of the sneaky goddesses tried to outwit the others by going early and offering a bribe to Paris.

Athena offered him Heroic War Victories, Hera offered him Great Wealth, and Aphrodite offered him the Most Beautiful Woman on Earth. Being a healthy young Trojan lad, Paris promptly accepted Aphrodite's bribe and she got the apple and he got screwed.

As she had promised, she maneuvered earthly happenings so that Paris could have Helen (the Helen) then living with her husband Menelaus, King of Sparta. Anyway, everyone knows that the Trojan War followed when Sparta demanded their Queen back and that the Trojan War is said to be The First War among men.

And so we suffer because of the Original Snub. And so a Discordian is to partake of No Hot Dog Buns.


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Re: tell me a story [Re: wowitch420]
    #110441 - 08/17/08 04:16 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

no me gusta


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