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OfflineTHEBats
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lolz
    #172852 - 12/30/08 02:03 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

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    A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

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    Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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InvisibleTripityDooDaDay
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Re: lolz [Re: THEBats]
    #172853 - 12/30/08 02:09 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like Darwin Awards. I love that shit. :rofl2:

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Re: lolz [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #172887 - 12/30/08 04:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

LOL. Some of that shit sounds too retarded to be true. But when its that retarded it usually is true.

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InvisibleTripityDooDaDay
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Re: lolz [Re: MedicineMan13]
    #172890 - 12/30/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

The saying fact is stranger than fiction is true. Fact is also funnier imo.

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Re: lolz [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #172979 - 12/30/08 07:06 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

hahahaha those are hilariouis :thumbup:

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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: lolz [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #172981 - 12/30/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TripityDooDaDay said:
Sounds like Darwin Awards. I love that shit. :rofl2:




I has a darwin award book somewhere

I should find it ^^


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InvisibleTripityDooDaDay
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Re: lolz [Re: captain.koons]
    #173000 - 12/30/08 07:32 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I do too. It was in my bathroom the entire time I was reading it. Good shit. lol George Carlin is in my bathroom now.

There is a website for the Darwin Awards or at least I know there used to be.

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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: lolz [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #173003 - 12/30/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I can't dedicate books to the washroom so I just don't bring them in.

:frown:


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Re: lolz [Re: captain.koons]
    #173016 - 12/30/08 07:42 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Man that sucks. I have bookshelves in my bathroom. lol I'm an avid reader and shitter.

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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: lolz [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #173022 - 12/30/08 07:46 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I need to read more... build up those brain stems and that lacking volcabulary.


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Re: lolz [Re: captain.koons]
    #173152 - 12/30/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

well as your attorney i advise you to purchase a "word of the day" '09 calendar

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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: lolz [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #173157 - 12/30/08 10:10 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I got some smart friends that use words I don't know. That should suffice if I pay attention and ask wha tthe words mean or look them up.


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Re: lolz [Re: captain.koons]
    #173159 - 12/30/08 10:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

dictionaries come in handy.  usually every night a random word pops in my head that i'd like to use, so i just grab one and look it up :tongue:

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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: lolz [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
    #173163 - 12/30/08 10:13 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

maybe ill start doing that.


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Re: lolz [Re: captain.koons]
    #173177 - 12/30/08 10:28 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Nothing substitutes a lot of reading when it comes to a witty vocabulary. Unfortunately I have a problem adjusting my brain cell burning rate to above the equivalency of my uploading of information one. Whenever I do succeed something shorts out and things get really fucked up.

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Re: lolz [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #173184 - 12/30/08 10:38 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I want a god like vocabulary... with less spelling errors and better punctuation!


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OfflineTHEBats
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Re: lolz [Re: captain.koons]
    #173203 - 12/30/08 10:58 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

learn latin.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: lolz [Re: THEBats]
    #173206 - 12/30/08 10:59 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I actually plan to.


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