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Offlineyellownotepad
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i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow
    #143061 - 11/09/08 10:10 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i cant go to work tomorrow, but i dont wanna say i'm sick since i've actually been sick a couple times recently and called out.  i need a REALLY legit excuse for calling out.  i'm going to leave a voicemail with the office so it needs to be something that i can call for between now and 8am tomorrow morning.  HELP.  and no injury excuses since i'm an IT guy and its a desk job.  and the excuse has to not be such that when i show up perfectly wonderful on tuesday they know i lied.

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Invisiblemel_lonta_tauda
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: yellownotepad]
    #143071 - 11/09/08 10:25 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

your vehicle's fucked somehow.    then find a way to termporarily disable your car

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Invisiblebananatelephone
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: yellownotepad]
    #143076 - 11/09/08 10:27 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

family member died?
family emergency?
doctors/dentist app.?

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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: bananatelephone]
    #143077 - 11/09/08 10:32 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I went to a local coffee shop and looked up the latest plays. Then called in and claimed I was lighting/tech guy and i had a performance/ unexpected rehearsal the following day. The more detail the more convincing.


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OfflineFrozenReality
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: bananatelephone]
    #143082 - 11/09/08 10:36 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Car excuse would be the best excuse for this situation. Say that it wont start and wont jump start. then on tuesday say that you ended up eventually replacing the spark plugs and the chords to them and it started working just fine. or that you had to replace the wire to the positive terminal on your battery cause it was completely corroded. or that you eventually tried replacing your fuel filter and that it started up. There are a billion things you can come up with that is car related.

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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: bananatelephone]
    #143084 - 11/09/08 10:37 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

bananatelephone said:
family member died?
family emergency?
doctors/dentist app.?




all excellent reasons


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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OfflineJonnyBegood
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: still beLIEve]
    #143158 - 11/10/08 03:19 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

JURY DUTY MOTHA FUCKA


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"One Day, One World, One Love" 4/20

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Offlinefear.loathingSF
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: JonnyBegood]
    #143183 - 11/10/08 09:50 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Haha, you can be like one kid at my work and say you had a heart attack and cant come in.  Then come in the next day perfectly fine :rolleyes:

Its amazing how some people can be so stupid

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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: JonnyBegood]
    #143184 - 11/10/08 09:53 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

you get paper work for that here... im sure anywhere

I thinks saying a family emergy, car trouble, family member dying, or you have a migrane or something along those lines = good


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TROLLS NEED LOVE TOO!

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Offlineblueberry D
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Re: i need a good reason for not showing up at work tomorrow [Re: yellownotepad]
    #143203 - 11/10/08 11:43 AM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I'm with banana on this one tell em that your grandpa died or is in the hospital deathly ill.

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