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story time (aka lets get your count up)
    #1286 - 04/20/08 03:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ok so I tell a line then you add 1 line and on and on and on
get it? got it? good!





So I woke up this morning and realized, holy shit today is 420.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1292 - 04/20/08 04:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I whipped out my bag of weed.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1293 - 04/20/08 04:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

took out a nug


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: TomH]
    #1296 - 04/20/08 04:02 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

then i told my dad that i dont want to goto rehab, NO NO NO NO


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1301 - 04/20/08 04:03 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

at that point he called me a quitter


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1307 - 04/20/08 04:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So i just rolled a blunt and blew the smoke in his face!


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #1310 - 04/20/08 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

after doing my mexican speed ball.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1314 - 04/20/08 04:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

... and noticed my penis hanging out of my pants!


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
    #1317 - 04/20/08 04:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

so i ran out the door and headed to wal mart


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
    #1319 - 04/20/08 04:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So i quickly found some lube at walmart and then...


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #1323 - 04/20/08 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

and rubbed it on


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
    #1327 - 04/20/08 04:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ronald mcdonalds face


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
    #1330 - 04/20/08 04:09 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

and laughed uncontrollably


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Edited by fee (04/20/08 04:10 PM)


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1332 - 04/20/08 04:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Friday night I fucked this chick, and then it hurt when i pissed.

I'll prolly fuck her again next weekend. :crazy:


Edited by Script (04/20/08 04:25 PM)


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1333 - 04/20/08 04:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

he didnt like that very much.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
    #1339 - 04/20/08 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

So to soothe the pain, I picked up an eight of skunk 420.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Stonergasm]
    #1341 - 04/20/08 04:11 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

so he pulled out a bag of double cheese burgers and began to slowly wipe the lube off his face


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1348 - 04/20/08 04:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

and I was so turned on I


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1367 - 04/20/08 04:17 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

the end.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: erb]
    #1374 - 04/20/08 04:18 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

then i woke up and realized it was all a dream.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better


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