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 fee
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 story time (aka lets get your count up) 
#1286 - 04/20/08 01:59 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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ok so I tell a line then you add 1 line and on and on and on
get it? got it? good!
So I woke up this morning and realized, holy shit today is 420.
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 Sativus
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
#1292 - 04/20/08 02:01 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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I whipped out my bag of weed.
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TomH
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
#1293 - 04/20/08 02:01 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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took out a nug
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Dunno
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: TomH]
#1296 - 04/20/08 02:02 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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then i told my dad that i dont want to goto rehab, NO NO NO NO
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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fee
im am he who is the
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
#1301 - 04/20/08 02:03 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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at that point he called me a quitter
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[quote]Wiccan_Seeker said:
Can you show us on the doll where the bad man touched you?  [/quote]
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FurrowedBrow
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
#1307 - 04/20/08 02:05 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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So i just rolled a blunt and blew the smoke in his face!
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Dunno
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#1310 - 04/20/08 02:06 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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after doing my mexican speed ball.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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andyistic
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
#1314 - 04/20/08 02:07 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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... and noticed my penis hanging out of my pants!
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Bastard greedy for salvia, want me to cheat, take advantage of a friend shroomerite G!
Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."
OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!
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Dunno
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
#1317 - 04/20/08 02:07 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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so i ran out the door and headed to wal mart
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
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Posts: 12,045
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
#1319 - 04/20/08 02:07 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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So i quickly found some lube at walmart and then...
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highasfuck
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#1323 - 04/20/08 02:08 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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and rubbed it on
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Dunno
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
#1327 - 04/20/08 02:08 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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ronald mcdonalds face
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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fee
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
#1330 - 04/20/08 02:09 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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and laughed uncontrollably
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[quote]Wiccan_Seeker said:
Can you show us on the doll where the bad man touched you? [/quote]
Edited by fee (04/20/08 02:10 PM)
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Script
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
#1332 - 04/20/08 02:10 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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Friday night I fucked this chick, and then it hurt when i pissed.
I'll prolly fuck her again next weekend. 
Edited by Script (04/20/08 02:25 PM)
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Stonergasm
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
#1333 - 04/20/08 02:10 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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he didnt like that very much.
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Weed
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
#1339 - 04/20/08 02:11 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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So to soothe the pain, I picked up an eight of skunk 420.
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Dunno
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Stonergasm]
#1341 - 04/20/08 02:11 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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so he pulled out a bag of double cheese burgers and began to slowly wipe the lube off his face
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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fee
im am he who is the
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
#1348 - 04/20/08 02:12 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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and I was so turned on I
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[quote]Wiccan_Seeker said:
Can you show us on the doll where the bad man touched you? [/quote]
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erb
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
#1367 - 04/20/08 02:17 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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the end.
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Dunno
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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: erb]
#1374 - 04/20/08 02:18 PM (17 years, 25 days ago) |
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then i woke up and realized it was all a dream.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better
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