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story time (aka lets get your count up)
    #1286 - 04/20/08 01:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ok so I tell a line then you add 1 line and on and on and on
get it? got it? good!





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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1292 - 04/20/08 02:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I whipped out my bag of weed.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1293 - 04/20/08 02:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

took out a nug


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: TomH]
    #1296 - 04/20/08 02:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

then i told my dad that i dont want to goto rehab, NO NO NO NO


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1301 - 04/20/08 02:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

at that point he called me a quitter


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1307 - 04/20/08 02:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

So i just rolled a blunt and blew the smoke in his face!


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #1310 - 04/20/08 02:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

after doing my mexican speed ball.


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Letting go, stripping naked to scream
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Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
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To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1314 - 04/20/08 02:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

... and noticed my penis hanging out of my pants!


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
    #1317 - 04/20/08 02:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so i ran out the door and headed to wal mart


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Letting go, stripping naked to scream
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
    #1319 - 04/20/08 02:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

So i quickly found some lube at walmart and then...


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #1323 - 04/20/08 02:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and rubbed it on

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
    #1327 - 04/20/08 02:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ronald mcdonalds face


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
    #1330 - 04/20/08 02:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and laughed uncontrollably


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Can you show us on the doll where the bad man touched you? [/quote]

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1332 - 04/20/08 02:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Friday night I fucked this chick, and then it hurt when i pissed.

I'll prolly fuck her again next weekend. :crazy:

Edited by Script (04/20/08 02:25 PM)

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1333 - 04/20/08 02:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

he didnt like that very much.

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
    #1339 - 04/20/08 02:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

So to soothe the pain, I picked up an eight of skunk 420.

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Stonergasm]
    #1341 - 04/20/08 02:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so he pulled out a bag of double cheese burgers and began to slowly wipe the lube off his face


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1348 - 04/20/08 02:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and I was so turned on I


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1367 - 04/20/08 02:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

the end.

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: erb]
    #1374 - 04/20/08 02:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

then i woke up and realized it was all a dream.


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1619 - 04/20/08 02:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and there was cum all over me.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: ScYiNs47]
    #1641 - 04/20/08 02:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so i took a bath in WHAM


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1647 - 04/20/08 02:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

And jacked off

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
    #1653 - 04/20/08 02:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Wow - this is gonna be the very first thread I mark as hidden on this site. :eek:


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Tangerines said: "Real men quit cold turkey - alone in their rooms with no drugs."

OK so ... where is everyone? This place is so dead lately!

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: andyistic]
    #1659 - 04/20/08 03:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

now why would u do that.

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: highasfuck]
    #1678 - 04/20/08 03:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

highasfuck said:
And jacked off



onto andyistics face


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: anyone420]
    #1688 - 04/20/08 03:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and he really liked it


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: fee]
    #1947 - 04/20/08 04:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

then took his spicy chicken out and gently rubbed off to OMNI's pic



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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Dunno]
    #1981 - 04/20/08 04:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

While smacking skunk off his bike.


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Re: story time (aka lets get your count up) [Re: Mrsinister]
    #1996 - 04/20/08 04:22 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and saw into a mirror then realized that he really was amy winehouse


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing
Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect, nor do I strive to be
I am alive in this world of face-first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard for the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race or color
A hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers and letting them fall apart
To a new rhythm, just to feel better

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