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 GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
Posts: 1,550
Loc: PNW
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 Dude let me tell you 
#874564 - 01/12/26 11:05 AM (1 month, 29 days ago) |
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They're doing work on the international so the express shut down and now the deluge has flooded the back streets completely. You have to jump glacier to glacier across a frozen lake.
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 Solid Log
Hollywood
Registered: 03/01/22
Posts: 5,375
Loc: Seattle
Last seen: 16 minutes, 45 seconds
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There is hell to pay for the traveling band!
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Mammoth Exercise and Robust Administration
-Dr. Subhash Cock
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Mystikal
Arranger
Registered: 10/27/24
Posts: 16
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 1 month, 25 days
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 Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Solid Log]
#874570 - 01/12/26 06:20 PM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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I went out for smokes at 1:30 last night. There was a band of rian that came through that blew my mind. It was some of the heaviest rain I've ever seen in Canada and I lived on haida gwaii.
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Solid Log
Hollywood
Registered: 03/01/22
Posts: 5,375
Loc: Seattle
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Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Mystikal]
#874571 - 01/12/26 06:24 PM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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It's like that yo. I went looking for cheap sluts and I couldn't find any.
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Mammoth Exercise and Robust Administration
-Dr. Subhash Cock
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Mystikal
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Loc: Canada
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Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Solid Log]
#874573 - 01/12/26 06:27 PM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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Sluts go for $220 per half hour here. We have brothels. It's a pretty good deal to fuck a really hot chick.
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Solid Log
Hollywood
Registered: 03/01/22
Posts: 5,375
Loc: Seattle
Last seen: 16 minutes, 45 seconds
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Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Mystikal]
#874574 - 01/12/26 06:31 PM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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Hookers give you VD. Sluts are clean and official specimens of God's Work on Earth.
These is the last days. This US Economy is having spasms of contraction.
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Mammoth Exercise and Robust Administration
-Dr. Subhash Cock
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GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
Posts: 1,550
Loc: PNW
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Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Solid Log]
#874582 - 01/14/26 09:29 AM (1 month, 27 days ago) |
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Well Mr. Min Muggin's decided to get his old dirty rusted Hooptie out from under the Willow tree and tried to roll it onto the street. No sooner had he gotten onto the interstate then it immediately broke. It is scuttled it will need to be removed with a tow truck that is gonna take hours. Mr. Minn Muggin's then walked away saying "I didn't even really need to drive anywhere today"
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Edited by GenesisCorrupted (01/14/26 09:30 AM)
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Solid Log
Hollywood
Registered: 03/01/22
Posts: 5,375
Loc: Seattle
Last seen: 16 minutes, 45 seconds
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Is it clogged beyond belief?
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Mammoth Exercise and Robust Administration
-Dr. Subhash Cock
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GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
Posts: 1,550
Loc: PNW
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Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Solid Log]
#874587 - 01/14/26 05:28 PM (1 month, 26 days ago) |
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Eventually his sister (Ninny Muggin's) arrived and coned off the lane and the lane beside it.
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Solid Log
Hollywood
Registered: 03/01/22
Posts: 5,375
Loc: Seattle
Last seen: 16 minutes, 45 seconds
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When lanes get shut the whole world stops!
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Mammoth Exercise and Robust Administration
-Dr. Subhash Cock
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GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
Posts: 1,550
Loc: PNW
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Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Solid Log]
#874608 - 01/15/26 01:59 PM (1 month, 25 days ago) |
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The traffic has come to a complete halt. People walk across the tops of their cars selling tamales and T-shirts. Several have formed a raider gang that now controls the left traffic strip.
This is our new life.
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Solid Log
Hollywood
Registered: 03/01/22
Posts: 5,375
Loc: Seattle
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I want a T-Shirt that says: I was there, man.
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Mammoth Exercise and Robust Administration
-Dr. Subhash Cock
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GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
Posts: 1,550
Loc: PNW
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 Re: Dude let me tell you [Re: Solid Log]
#874610 - 01/15/26 04:20 PM (1 month, 25 days ago) |
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some of the FDF (Former drivers Federation) went out there and they started dismantling their old cars having long ago siphoned off the fuel and sold it for food.
They used the metal to build a new society.
A new world!
Where together we could all live in harmony.
It's anarchy so far but they say it's gonna get better soon.
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Edited by GenesisCorrupted (01/15/26 04:21 PM)
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GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
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Loc: PNW
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I don't remember how long it has been since the traffic stopped.
I think the last time I saw the traffic move was when the three men on horses came.
They said their names were pain, suffering and greif. They told me they would be back soon. But I haven't seen anyone in a very long time…
Ever since the traffic strip wars.
It's quiet now.
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Edited by GenesisCorrupted (01/15/26 07:22 PM)
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Mystikal
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Registered: 10/27/24
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GenesisCorrupted
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The traffic hadn't moved for so long that people began questioning if it ever had.
Story became myth.
Myth became legend…
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Edited by GenesisCorrupted (02/27/26 06:04 PM)
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yoosername
Strange
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Reminds me of that one episode of Doctor Who 
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Jenny
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Looks like we are getting a decent amount of traffic today
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I just installed peer guardian and there is a lot of traffic... how do I find out what it is for? |
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