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 Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread 
#863270 - 01/07/24 09:11 AM (3 months, 22 days ago) |
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If you put shit on chocolate, the worms will go to the shit rather than the chocolate:
Does that mean it’s better to eat shit than chocolate?
Woke up fed cats pissed a lot made coffee brushed teeth took BP meds
Watching NFL morning show
You have to poast 
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Solid Log
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 Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863292 - 01/07/24 02:35 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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My spidey sense makes me tingle with frustration.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Solid Log]
#863295 - 01/07/24 05:42 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Password recovered, what's good Paw?
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: namaste]
#863296 - 01/07/24 05:47 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Just got back from the store
This place is dead 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863297 - 01/07/24 05:50 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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I tole errybody to come visit you here and also to fuck off
The SMFUT thread is definitely NOT official and fandandy says the place and everyone there sucks now because you're gone
And something about football
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: namaste]
#863305 - 01/07/24 07:20 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Thanks for the update 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863308 - 01/07/24 07:32 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863309 - 01/07/24 08:05 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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You can run along now
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863313 - 01/07/24 08:36 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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I'm just mad at you for winning...
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863314 - 01/07/24 09:02 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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I’m mad at myself for joining 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863317 - 01/07/24 09:15 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Well, I hope you've learned your lesson.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863321 - 01/07/24 10:12 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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I found a new whore
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863328 - 01/07/24 11:40 PM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Is she a new person?
That pic makes me spazz.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Solid Log]
#863331 - 01/08/24 12:12 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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She’s a skinny whore
I like em skinny
When you fuck them dogstyle you can hear their backbone crunch
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863332 - 01/08/24 12:13 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Does she amp the Speed?
I like to fuck guys on speed. I am a gay guy.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863334 - 01/08/24 02:26 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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They say you can catch more flies with sugar than vinegar. I say you can catch more flies with shit that sugar.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Solid Log]
#863335 - 01/08/24 02:27 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Solid Log said:
Does she amp the Speed?
I like to fuck guys on speed. I am a gay guy.
Goo?
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Solid Log
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: urb]
#863341 - 01/08/24 02:58 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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No smack yet. I always liked the pain pills. I'd love to get tons of Oxycodone.
I got a Fentanyl shot when I attempted suicide. I got a helicopter ride to a good hospital.
It was fucking brutal. It scared the shit out of the Sheriff when he saw the blood.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Solid Log]
#863342 - 01/08/24 05:04 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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It was really trippy. I went through Intensive Care Unit.
Then I was in at Trauma Surgery with a guy who drove his car into a tree and broke his leg and all his ribs.
He jacked up his neck and was screaming so loud I didn't sleep for five days.
We were on suicide watch.
They put me in the Psych Ward and this one chick swallowed a shotgun blast and survived.
The winner was the guy who ate the AK-47 round. It went up in his sinus. He had his jaw wired shut.
One homie who jumped was in a full body cast.
I ended up in deep mental for a year and a third.
I'm in assisted living now.
Shit is rated R.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863343 - 01/08/24 08:27 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Texas Honey Badger said:
I found a new whore
Sexy cougar...
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: urb]
#863345 - 01/08/24 09:12 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
urb said:
Quote:
Solid Log said:
Does she amp the Speed?
I like to fuck guys on speed. I am a gay guy.
Goo?
1234 is Wonttootreefer 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863346 - 01/08/24 09:18 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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Thought of today is
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says,
I’m Possible
Texas Honey Badger 🦡
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863350 - 01/08/24 11:15 AM (3 months, 21 days ago) |
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rxb & realroll are melting in OTD again. 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863351 - 01/08/24 12:07 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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So get Enlil off his ass
Jesus coming to earth, making friends, dying and revealing himself to be god's
son is like the ultimate episode of undercover boss.
―RadiatorSam, Apr 2015
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863352 - 01/08/24 12:08 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863354 - 01/08/24 12:16 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
wontootreefor said:
rxb & realroll are melting in OTD again.
Quit spicing the spice master.
It's not cute.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Stoneth]
#863355 - 01/08/24 12:25 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863356 - 01/08/24 12:28 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Im getting a new iphone today
That gif made my weenier jump a bit
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863358 - 01/08/24 12:33 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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I can't wait to see your new phone.
My android s10 is still going strong.
Oh, and I would never spice you, Paw...
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863367 - 01/08/24 02:48 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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That lil girl is fat
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863372 - 01/08/24 04:11 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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You're fatter...
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863376 - 01/08/24 04:24 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Yeah but I’ve got a pert lil ass
It’s perfect you’re jealous
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863379 - 01/08/24 04:49 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863382 - 01/08/24 04:56 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Gotta read the whole thread before reply
Edited by namaste (01/08/24 04:59 PM)
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: namaste] 1
#863383 - 01/08/24 05:00 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Yeah, good catch...great edit.
But I saw it, and was like.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863387 - 01/08/24 06:15 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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I was just about to get nachos when I noticed that there was a second page, was talking about the cougar not the chubby kid.... shit, I never would have lived that one down
:whew:
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: namaste]
#863389 - 01/08/24 07:01 PM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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The cougar is kinda cute 🥰
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863441 - 01/09/24 10:57 AM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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"Sometimes, when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place."
Alounacara circa 2003 
Woke up fed cats pissed a lot made coffee brushed teeth took old person meds
Slammed 12 oz mineral water
My no shitty fast food greasy meat diet is working
Dick was super hard this morning, I appreciate the fact that I am blessed with a big pretty dick
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863443 - 01/09/24 11:00 AM (3 months, 20 days ago) |
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Bassui wrote the following letter to one of his disciples who was about to die:
"The essence of your mind is not born, so it will never die. It is not an existence, which is perishable. It is not an emptiness, which is a mere void. It has neither color nor form. It enjoys no pleasures and suffers no pains.
"I know you are very ill. Like a good Zen student, you are facing that sickness squarely. You may not know exactly who is suffering, but question yourself: What is the essence of this mind? Think only of this. You will need no more. Covet nothing. Your end which is endless is as a snowflake dissolving in the pure air."
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863565 - 01/10/24 07:17 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Try to be a rainbow in someone else’s cloud.
Paw Paw circa 1969
Woke up fed cats made coffee pissed a lot took old person meds brushed teeth
Brrr brrr freezing in my house
You have to poast 
Winter Goose
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863568 - 01/10/24 08:22 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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If you want a rainbow, you gotta put up with a little rain. - Aristotle
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863574 - 01/10/24 08:37 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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If you want your ass kicked you just have to ask
Paw_Paw circa 2012
 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863576 - 01/10/24 08:43 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. - King Arthur
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863578 - 01/10/24 09:01 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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A lump in my crotch is worth two lumps upside your head
Stoneth circa 2021
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863579 - 01/10/24 09:06 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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All that glitters is gold 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863580 - 01/10/24 09:10 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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I got a bed full of cats
Spoiled rotten little bitches
Paw right now 10:08 1-10-2024
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863581 - 01/10/24 09:14 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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It's supposed to get shitty cold this weekend...
I'm tired of this cold shit.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863582 - 01/10/24 09:22 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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Monday the high is only going to be 31 degrees
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863583 - 01/10/24 09:35 AM (3 months, 19 days ago) |
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And the low around 14-17...
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor] 1
#863585 - 01/10/24 01:48 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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I had to ignore solid turd
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863586 - 01/10/24 02:13 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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I've had that dude ignored for months.
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863587 - 01/10/24 02:27 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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Id ban his ass in OTD if he started poasting crap like that
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863588 - 01/10/24 02:35 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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Enlil gave Fleaboi an ultimatum about his shitposting, and he shut up real quick.
He went from spamming racist/bigotry to a contributing member in the blink of an eye.
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863589 - 01/10/24 02:40 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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Yeah thats old news skippy
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863590 - 01/10/24 02:42 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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You are entered in the ban lottery for this week. If you win, you'll find out at 12am on Sunday.
Your total wins:  27
Your longest winning streak: 13 in a row
Current ban odds are 1/5 (20%)
These people have entered the ban lottery this week:
Texas Honey Badger, Stoneth, GenesisCorrupted, Data, Chemical Addiction
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863591 - 01/10/24 02:52 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
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Yeah thats old news skippy
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863592 - 01/10/24 02:57 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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27 wins boh howdy that’s awsome 
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#863593 - 01/10/24 03:05 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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It'd be a lot cooler if they were Shroomery Lotto wins...
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863594 - 01/10/24 03:10 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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Hmmmm not really 
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863596 - 01/10/24 03:15 PM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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Yeah I take it back...
That's too many weeks without my Paw.
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863611 - 01/11/24 07:57 AM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”
Texas-Tec circa December 2002
Woke up fed cats made coffee pissed a lot brushed teeth shitted took bp meds
Coffee good
You have to poast bitches
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863615 - 01/11/24 09:39 AM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment. - Barbara Streisand
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor] 1
#863619 - 01/11/24 03:58 PM (3 months, 17 days ago) |
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I had to shit off the back of my truck earlier
Had to hold onto the trailer hitch
Celery juice cleaned my bowels out this morning
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Stoneth
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863622 - 01/11/24 05:09 PM (3 months, 17 days ago) |
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Eric the red said that would happen.
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863633 - 01/12/24 08:09 AM (3 months, 17 days ago) |
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one. -Urb 2007
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Stoneth]
#863634 - 01/12/24 08:13 AM (3 months, 17 days ago) |
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Woke up fed cats fixed coffee cats still begging fixed them special soft Kee Kee food brushed teeth pissed at least a quart drank 12 oz mineral water 💦 took old codger meds
You have to poast fuckers
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863639 - 01/12/24 08:37 AM (3 months, 17 days ago) |
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rxb's pecans are poisoned...
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863676 - 01/12/24 10:24 PM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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Y’all quit fuss fighting
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863678 - 01/13/24 07:18 AM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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You're not my real Paw. 
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863684 - 01/13/24 08:28 AM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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Success can be misleading; it can lure intelligent individuals into a false sense of invincibility.
GWP circa 1968
Woke up pissed fed cats made coffee brushed teeth took meds
Took bp meds to keep me from dieds
Weighed myself jumped for joy
Still need to shit
Coffee good watching nfl today
Got Slinky in bed snuggling 🐈
Life be goodness like a motherfucker
You fuck faces have to poast
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863685 - 01/13/24 08:29 AM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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Quote:
wontootreefor said:
You're not my real Paw.
Walk that back bro
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863686 - 01/13/24 08:32 AM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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Alounacara
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863691 - 01/13/24 08:56 AM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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Quote:
wontootreefor said:
That’s better bubbsa
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You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist office
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name..
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Alounacara]
#863695 - 01/13/24 09:03 AM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863696 - 01/13/24 09:23 AM (3 months, 16 days ago) |
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The same water that hardens the egg, softens the potato.
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