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XUL
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This old ass marine
#842647 - 01/25/20 05:56 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was smoking out back on a break and then he started wandering into other people's rooms. I tried to redirect him.
He went full on Marine. As he spoke to my coworker, the Marine said, "It's your staffing problem -- get a hold of your man." He was referring to me because I was trying to redirect him out of another person's room.
That cracked me the hell up.
Later he walked into the room I was in. I said, "what's up?" As he sat down in a chair, he said, "I was sitting in a box -- now i'm sitting in a chair."
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poor boy
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
#842662 - 01/25/20 07:21 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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He's gonna bitch slap you
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XUL
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
#842664 - 01/25/20 07:23 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was afraid of it. I don't get too close.
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
#842670 - 01/26/20 03:16 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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What’s his history?
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
#842672 - 01/26/20 07:10 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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He's been bitch slapping people since he was a young lad. Quite an extensive history.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns I'm a retarded, disfigured clown Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
#842680 - 01/26/20 11:10 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Good man right there. The world could use a few more bitch slaps..
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
#842687 - 01/26/20 02:10 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bitch slaps is what got us through WW1 and WW2.
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
#842698 - 01/26/20 04:34 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Good ol’ fashioned bitch slaps is what built this country.
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
#842704 - 01/26/20 07:04 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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We got through the great depression because of the bitch slap.
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
#842708 - 01/26/20 07:11 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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The first atom was split through the power of the bitch slap.
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
#842722 - 01/26/20 09:40 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: Good ol’ fashioned bitch slaps is what built this country.
Merica
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
#842730 - 01/27/20 05:46 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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The big bang happened because of a bitch slap!
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
#842731 - 01/27/20 05:49 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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I slapped you cat with a slapper bitchy.
HOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
YES!
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
#842733 - 01/27/20 05:53 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
#842734 - 01/27/20 05:54 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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God bitch slapped Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden.
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
#842740 - 01/27/20 06:16 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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And thus we live in a world of sin.
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urb
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
#842761 - 01/27/20 11:51 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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All of y'all got bitch slapped outa the Shroomery...
Was that a bit too far?
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: urb]
#842765 - 01/27/20 12:15 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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The only bitch slap I ever got was from the doctor when I was born. And even at that... It wasn't a bitch slap, it was man slap.
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