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This old ass marine
    #842647 - 01/25/20 05:56 PM (27 days, 2 hours ago)

I was smoking out back on a break and then he started wandering into other people's rooms. I tried to redirect him.

He went full on Marine. As he spoke to my coworker, the Marine said, "It's your staffing problem -- get a hold of your man." He was referring to me because I was trying to redirect him out of another person's room.

That cracked me the hell up.

Later he walked into the room I was in. I said, "what's up?" As he sat down in a chair, he said, "I was sitting in a box -- now i'm sitting in a chair."


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
    #842662 - 01/25/20 07:21 PM (27 days, 1 hour ago)

He's gonna bitch slap you


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
    #842664 - 01/25/20 07:23 PM (27 days, 1 hour ago)

I was afraid of it. I don't get too close.


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
    #842670 - 01/26/20 03:16 AM (26 days, 17 hours ago)

What’s his history?


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
    #842672 - 01/26/20 07:10 AM (26 days, 13 hours ago)

He's been bitch slapping people since he was a young lad. Quite an extensive history.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
    #842680 - 01/26/20 11:10 AM (26 days, 9 hours ago)

Good man right there.  The world could use a few more bitch slaps..


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
    #842687 - 01/26/20 02:10 PM (26 days, 6 hours ago)

Bitch slaps is what got us through WW1 and WW2.


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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
    #842698 - 01/26/20 04:34 PM (26 days, 3 hours ago)

Good ol’ fashioned bitch slaps is what built this country.


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
    #842704 - 01/26/20 07:04 PM (26 days, 1 hour ago)

We got through the great depression because of the bitch slap.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
    #842708 - 01/26/20 07:11 PM (26 days, 1 hour ago)

The first atom was split through the power of the bitch slap.


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: Amanita86]
    #842722 - 01/26/20 09:40 PM (25 days, 22 hours ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Good ol’ fashioned bitch slaps is what built this country.




Merica


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
    #842730 - 01/27/20 05:46 AM (25 days, 14 hours ago)

The big bang happened because of a bitch slap!


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
    #842731 - 01/27/20 05:49 AM (25 days, 14 hours ago)

I slapped you cat with a slapper bitchy.

HOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOO!

YES!


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
    #842733 - 01/27/20 05:53 AM (25 days, 14 hours ago)

:uhhnothanks:


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
    #842734 - 01/27/20 05:54 AM (25 days, 14 hours ago)

God bitch slapped Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: poor boy]
    #842740 - 01/27/20 06:16 AM (25 days, 14 hours ago)

And thus we live in a world of sin.


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: XUL]
    #842761 - 01/27/20 11:51 AM (25 days, 8 hours ago)

All of y'all got bitch slapped outa the Shroomery...

Was that a bit too far?


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Re: This old ass marine [Re: urb]
    #842765 - 01/27/20 12:15 PM (25 days, 8 hours ago)

The only bitch slap I ever got was from the doctor when I was born. And even at that... It wasn't a bitch slap, it was man slap.


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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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