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Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver
    #795369 - 09/30/15 01:51 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09/30/man-uses-raccoon-to-start-breathalyzer-equipped-car-raccoon-then-attacks-driver/
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This story is straight out of the movie ‘Tommy Boy’.

Remember the scene when Chris Farley and David Spade are rolling around in the car with what they thought was a dead deer in the back seat and it woke up and attacked the two?

That type of event took place in San Diego, California.

A man was who needed to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk in order to do so. What he did next is almost unbelievable. He found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the breathalyzer.

This story is straight out of the movie ‘Tommy Boy’.

Remember the scene when Chris Farley and David Spade are rolling around in the car with what they thought was a dead deer in the back seat and it woke up and attacked the two?

That type of event took place in San Diego, California.

A man was who needed to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk in order to do so. What he did next is almost unbelievable. He found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the breathalyzer.

According to a report that was shared on Imgur, the raccoon became unconscious so the man left the raccoon in the car and drove off. A short time after the raccoon woke up and started to attack the driver.

According to telegraph.co.uk:

    He did not stop driving, however, and so he crashed into a residential fence.

    The vehicle then apparently ‘came to a stop’ in a swimming pool.







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Re: Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver [Re: P-O]
    #795379 - 09/30/15 02:26 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)



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Re: Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver [Re: Manitou]
    #795380 - 09/30/15 02:30 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:highfive:

i didnt realize he hit a fence and pool the first time i read it... lolol


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Re: Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver [Re: P-O]
    #796500 - 10/10/15 06:16 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Excellent idea,...but I'd still be in my 20 year old wreck ...rather than all this modern crap...lol


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Re: Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver [Re: vostok]
    #796664 - 10/12/15 01:27 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

moral of the story? If you are too drunk to start your breathalyzer-equipped-car, just go catch a fucking racoon and push his belly until it passes out to start the car.

what a great lifehack


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Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
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Re: Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver [Re: Manitou]
    #796878 - 10/14/15 05:39 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:  i would have paid money to see this drunk dude preform this life hack


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