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InvisibleP-O


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volvo shows its self stopping car in action
    #780161 - 05/27/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



no need to worry about fuckin up your new volvo, with its new "Self stopping" feature .  The good people at volvo went outside to show us how it works

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: P-O]
    #780173 - 05/27/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

I was like boring.....until whapp

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: pizzeria]
    #780190 - 05/28/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:facepalm: People


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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: Merman] * 3
    #780195 - 05/28/15 03:50 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:facepalm: Merpeople

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: P-O] * 2
    #780217 - 05/28/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

i dont see the problem. i mean, the car did stop. they never did clarify at what point the car actually stops.


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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: poor boy] * 1
    #780220 - 05/28/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

the company made a statement after this video went viral.  Apparently this car did not have the pedestrian addon enabled.  You need to pay extra for that.  (not joking)

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: P-O]
    #780221 - 05/28/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:facepalm:


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: P-O] * 1
    #780246 - 05/28/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

That's fucking retarded.


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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: P-O]
    #780348 - 05/28/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

P-O said:
the company made a statement after this video went viral.  Apparently this car did not have the pedestrian addon enabled.  You need to pay extra for that.  (not joking)




The salesman most likely fucked up. I have been fucked by salesmen for not doing my research...  'The jeep has four wheel drive' Turns out the jeep was a quadro drive. yeah it had four wheel drive. it was the only mode it had!


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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: Merman] * 3
    #780357 - 05/28/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:haha:

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: Merman] * 1
    #780375 - 05/29/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Merman said:
I have been fucked by salesmen




no surprise there


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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: poor boy]
    #780414 - 05/29/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

you think cars would stop when you take your foot off the gas pedal

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: Mof]
    #780417 - 05/29/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

thats the idea...

car senses an object while enabled and the car should stop... dumb, yes. this is their plan though...


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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: poor boy]
    #780420 - 05/29/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

by that logic the cars should never take off. Theres always objects around


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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: Sham87]
    #780436 - 05/29/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

With that logic, you don't even need logic :flowstone:

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #780447 - 05/29/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)

:dawerp:


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: poor boy]
    #780573 - 05/30/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 9 months ago)



"HEY VOLVO, LEARN TO PARK"

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: P-O]
    #780606 - 05/31/15 07:14 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

What's the insurance company stance on your self driving car that got into an accident?  Do they still raise the rates because technically you weren't really driving?  Do the police not give you a ticket if your self driving car rear ends another car?  Does this mean you can get shit faced and oh well, the car will get me home and I wasn't really driving anyway?

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: GoonerHeClips]
    #780629 - 05/31/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Yes

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Re: volvo shows its self stopping car in action [Re: Bumble_Dick]
    #780694 - 06/01/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Bumble_Dick said:
Yes




:getstoned:

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