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Invisibleandyistic
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I got a fucking ticket
    #77012 - 07/09/08 06:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

At least the cop is not on my ball sack like last time. Fucker is drowning in his own blood now.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
    #77014 - 07/09/08 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:sarcasticclap:


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Tangerines]
    #77018 - 07/09/08 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I asked a cop if he wanted to taste my salty nuts on Saturday.




















I was eating salted nuts when we hit a road block.  He busted me licking my fingers and started joking with me.  Too bad I'm not a guy, it would have been way more funny.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: fondacox]
    #77027 - 07/09/08 06:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol.  They do sobriety checkpoints in canada?


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: coda]
    #77043 - 07/09/08 07:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yup.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Justice_Fish]
    #77137 - 07/09/08 10:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

whatd you get a ticket for??


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: blunt master]
    #77157 - 07/09/08 10:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

blunt master said:
whatd you get a ticket for??




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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
    #77169 - 07/09/08 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Suspicion of mischief.
Driving around with deployed airbags.

:lol:


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: blunt master]
    #77185 - 07/09/08 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

blunt master said:
whatd you get a ticket for??




It mighta had something to do with the corpse in the trunk... the news story gave andy an idea.


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Sativus]
    #77205 - 07/09/08 11:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It was a parody of Tang's successful I Got A Tick thread.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
    #77216 - 07/09/08 11:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

oh yeah i just got that now
i didnt read his thread before


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
    #77263 - 07/10/08 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

spread your cheeks and lift your sack


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Ombient]
    #77264 - 07/10/08 12:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i can't wait to hear that one again. :rolleyes:


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They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: MFDoom666]
    #77268 - 07/10/08 12:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe Omni is up to the task.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
    #77320 - 07/10/08 12:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

last ticket i got was $420
4 crossing double yellow line
but hey at least i didnt get another dui cuz i was sooooo blazed


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Invisibleandyistic
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
    #77327 - 07/10/08 12:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The only tickets I get are parking tickets, because the Parking Enforcement dudes who drive around in their mini carts are complete douchebags.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
    #77344 - 07/10/08 12:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i used to get parking tickets all the time
but now im beter about waking up at 6am smoking a bowl
moving my car
smoking a bowl
then goin bak 2 sleep


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Invisiblestill beLIEve
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
    #77352 - 07/10/08 12:54 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i have 1.5k in traffic tickets right now

thank god im getting hooked up


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
    #77530 - 07/10/08 01:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

u mean hooked up as far as dr00gz or with the law 2 pay those tix


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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
    #77531 - 07/10/08 01:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:ilold:


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