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 SleepAid
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 SleepAid shows you how to make bomb-ass RAMEN (step by step)  3
#767582 - 01/27/15 11:00 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Welcome to a SleepAid foodie instructable
I'm going to show you how to make some baller ramen because you're a gangster-ass motherfucker and you deserve to eat like a fucking pimp.
This is just a quick stoner fix but I'll post some shit for something with a bit more bling soon.
This recipe is for 2 servings or one serving if you have a beard.
First step: wash your hands.
Let's get our ingredients together. Make sure you use a cleaver so everyone knows you mean business.
-Ground beef (I'm using 80/20, I prefer 70/30 but some communist didn't stock it in the meat aisle)
-Maruchan Ramen (oriental flavour - 2 packs for this recipe)
-Scallions (green onions)
-Jalapeño
-Garlic
-Teriyaki sauce
-fish sauce
-Oyster sauce
-A thai chili based sauce (I'm using a home-made thai/habanero/ghost sauce)
-Olive Oil
-Butter
-Salt & Black Pepper
Prep your vegetables
On an area separate from your vegetable cutting board (you nasty fuck), make a meat patty similar to as if you were cooking a burger and season it liberally with salt and pepper. Let that soak in while you're doing this other shit. Once you're done handling raw meat wash your hands again.
Add just enough water to drown that first brick of noodles, and bring your water to a boil.
Add that fish sauce, between 1-2 tbsp, I like it on the slightly heavier side
Heaping tablespoon of oyster sauce, because you ain't no punk
Figure out if you're left or right handed and get that heat in there. I used 1 1/2 tbsp of my hot sauce
Add a flavour packet - if you have two stacks of noodles then use one packet, if you have one stack of noodles use a half packet, you got better flavours to put in there. Got it?
Let that shit boil up with the noodles so it soaks up as much flavour as possible.
Heat up a separate pot to a medium heat and throw some olive oil in there with a bit of garlic. Carefully place your meat patty in there then add some butter.
You just touched raw meat muhfucka, go wash those hands again
Once you see that edge start browning you know it's time to flip that fucker
Use your cleaver to re-assert your dominance and so you don't have to wash a spatula.
Get that shit all in there
Remove the beef patty once you got a good crust on the outside (but close to raw on the inside) and let it rest while you finish this other shit
Add your first bowl with the noodles to the saucepan you just cooked the beef in - it has all that lovely beefy oil and butter.
You're adding water to hot oil, so be careful not to fuck it up or you're going to get a boo boo on your dumb ass.
Add your garlic, jalapeno slices, green onions, and your teriyaki sauce
two tablespoons of oil, I add a little bit of extra butter too but that's optional
Turn it up to high and boil it while you go slice up your beef patty.
Try to let it boil down a fair amount
slice up your beef patty and add the meat to the bottom of the bowls you intend to serve in
Pour the hot noodles and broth over the meat, and serve immediately.
Eat both of them, then go do other cool shit
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Signature this, ho.
Edited by SleepAid (01/27/15 11:18 PM)
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budgrower420
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Re: SleepAid shows you how to make bomb-ass RAMEN (step by step) [Re: SleepAid] 1
#767627 - 01/28/15 09:25 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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nice post dude I know you put a lot of work into it!
keep up the good work ill try it out it looks great dude!
keep up all the good post!
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 P-O
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Re: SleepAid shows you how to make bomb-ass RAMEN (step by step) [Re: SleepAid] 1
#767867 - 01/29/15 10:22 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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nannybooboo
Registered: 04/23/11
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Re: SleepAid shows you how to make bomb-ass RAMEN (step by step) [Re: P-O] 1
#768128 - 02/01/15 02:54 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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that dialogue was hilarious. 
looks delicious i'ma get some noodles today
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P-O
Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 17,891
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Re: SleepAid shows you how to make bomb-ass RAMEN (step by step) [Re: nannybooboo] 1
#768364 - 02/04/15 03:22 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
nannybooboo said:
that dialogue was hilarious.
agreed
great write up sleepaid
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