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Growery: The Movie
    #73532 -

I could play the antagonist.


I have a bunch of good ideas. But you guys go first.


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
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hey i heard u can get ounces of ice??!?!?


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
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Hook up the meff brah.  You can cure the Growery's amotivational syndrome.

:meff::meff::meff:
:hillbilly:


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: wowitch420]
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i come round pounds.


:snort:


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
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well then you should be able to hook me and sativus up with a courtesy gram eh?


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: wowitch420]
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wowitch420 said:
well then you should be able to hook me and sativus up with a courtesy gram eh?


Work that into the beginning of the collaborative screenplay and we'll see.


*Classic Early 90's Hip Hop Tack, Camera Panning Los Angeles, Tracks into middle class hippyish apartment*

Malcolm: *Rails a huge line of coke, surrounded by kilos*

Trainwreck: Shit man, you're gonna kill yourself.

Malcolm: Shut the fuck up, pussy.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
    #73544 -

**two bullets tear through the door and through Malcolm's chest. Trainwreck bolts for the balcony and drops 2 stories into some bushes and books it**

Thug 1: *Kicks open the door walks to Malcolm's body as Thug 2 surveys the apartment. Thug 1 pulls some cash out of his wallet and some papers from his jacket. Than breaks the bong and starts loading the coke kilos into a duffle bag. Thug 2 finish's searching and does a line.* Fucking assholes.

Thug 2: *Nods turns and leads the way out with Thug 1 following*

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: ezKiel]
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i would watch this.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: bananatelephone]
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double post...

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
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Tweaker said:
I could play the antagonist.

I have a bunch of good ideas, but you guys go first, so I can steal them.


It would be nothing more than a bunch of us sitting around on our fat asses all
stoned laughing and looking around and saying shit like:

"Dude! I'm like so totally wasted."

"Yeah brah, I'm hungry. What do you have to eat?"

Exciting!

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: bananatelephone]
    #73558 -

*******************

**Trainwreck runs for a 3 minute tracking shot going into an industrial area and eventually a abanonded warehouse with a truck, semi, and lambo parked out front. Runs up a few flights and grabs his cell phone**

Trainwreck: It's gone bad. It's all fucked. I'm fucked. Tweaks fucked. 'M' is fucking dead! And you're going to be fucked in about 4 hours when the plane comes in.

*Muffled speach on the other end*

Trainwreck: I know! Don't fucking threaten me, you're in this just as deep. I'm getting the rest of our shit from storage and meet you at the safehouse. You make sure you do your part. Don't fuck this up. I'm not dying today.

**Trainwreck Dials Tweak**

Trainwreck: Tweak get the fuck out.. It's all fucked... run..

Tweaker: I know they pulled up with 2 cars outside. They're on their way in. Shit! *Loud Crash* Fuck! *tweaker out of breath, glass break.* No! *Two gun shots* *silence for a few seconds then the line goes dead*

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: ezKiel]
    #73559 -

**Picture zooms out and a bunch of stoners from the growery meet have stoned expressions**

Intro Music plays.

Montage of forum, smoking, forum, smoking, tv, forum, meet.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
    #73562 -

heady lot brahs the movie > growery the movie

who is with me

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
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coaster should be killed in this movie.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
    #73568 -

heady lot brahs gone wild > heady lot brahs the movie

nowhere else will you see so much unwashed wook junk swinging in the breeze.


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Sativus]
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Sativus said:
heady lot brahs gone wild


:thumbup:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Sativus]
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*wowitch steals all the coke then does a line of oxy*


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        heady nugz

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Sativus]
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wooks gone wild that would be cool too

mine is just a half documentary half action film about slinging fire doses on the lot, it will be a smash hit I can see it now

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
    #73579 -

hell yea
the antagonist would be the shady wook selling RC doses and red rock OPM


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        heady nugz

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: wowitch420]
    #73584 -

wowitch420 said:
red rock OPM


Oh, the lulz


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: maggotz]
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maggotz said:
coaster should be killed in this movie.


... and kids from all directions run up to his body to shoot up his leaked blood into their veins in hopes of getting high ...

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
    #73589 -

during the whole movie andy will pop in constantly reminding us of its grammatical errors and lacking content
:lol:


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: wowitch420]
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Exactly right.

Every so often, the motion will freeze,
then I'll pop into the picture and say why that
scene wouldn't actually work out that way ...

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
    #73591 -

hey but on the flipside you would probably have a scene where you fuck some jailbait!
whomg!


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: wowitch420]
    #73593 -

andy = lead role custy brah

slash undercover 5-0

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: wowitch420]
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wowitch420 said:
hey but on the flipside you would probably have a scene where you fuck some jailbait!
whomg!


I would be dressed up in a full pimp suit with them sexy teens hanging at my arms and legs, everywhere I go, fully obsessed with trying to get some lovin'.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
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i would imagine this film would make billions at the box office.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: bananatelephone]
    #73596 -

... or not even a penny.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
    #73598 -

bah you're just mad you got sold bunk doses

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
    #73599 -

i'd be the dude running around spraying haters and 5-0 with a LSD squirt gun. Of course omni is top bra so i get my firey doses from his book


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
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I'm imagining this working better as a videogame, like DrugLords for the 21st century


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
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If that ever happened, you can be certain of two things:

A: I would get even with the bitch who sold them to me. :machinegun:

B: I would sell what I had for more profit! :money:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
    #73603 -

we'd reimburse you with the super soaker and let you loose tp run around in traffic naked

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
    #73605 -

This is the closet thing we have to a Growery Movie, so far ...


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
    #73606 -

there has to be a

coked out wook in the movie


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: maggotz]
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maggotz said:
coaster should be killed in this movie.

:thumbup:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
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I am not a guido !

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
    #73611 -

I wanna be in itttt

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
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andyistic said:
... or not even a penny.


Is anybody actually gonna fund this shit?

:shrug:

I've got a fiver I could put down.


~Monk

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: numonk]
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numonk said:
~Monk


:crankey:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: numonk]
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*plot*
Bush is creating a biochemical that renders all THC to be useless. We "growery" band together to get really high and fight off the scientist and bad guys, and we end up getting bush high, and he likes weed and then makes it legal.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
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~:crankey:

I'll be the director, then you guys can just put me in the credits as

~Monk

~Monk

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: highasfuck]
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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: numonk]
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numonk said:
~:crankey:



:lol:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: usg543]
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god damnit they're both going at the same time :crankey:

post links or something

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
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you just need to re-enable the setting on this site so it won't automatically load flash until you click it

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: usg543]
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usg543 said:




:rofl2:

I want my fiver back.



~Monk

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: numonk]
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blame andy, it says he made it

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: numonk]
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lol coaster is a turkey and he switches from being coaster to tangerines wtf :crazy2:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Ombient]
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no, when the black guy says "tangerines," he's answering coasters question. andy should have used a . to make things more clear. :wink:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: usg543]
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usg543 said:
blame andy, it says he made it


Yet it clearly has YOUR name as the one who posted it.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: usg543]
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o man you got told

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
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stop being old and senile

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: usg543]
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:ilold:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: highasfuck]
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Just passing through.  :stoner:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: usg543]
    #73642 -

:lol: I thought I was going to kill coater in that.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Tweaker]
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i think we should shoot this movie in the likes of reservoir dogs

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
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I'll be multiple random bystanders.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
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nah, man. kids should separate soft tissue from bone and teeth. throw all soft tissue in some strong acid or burn it and then run all bones through a wood chipper or something. then, spread everything in one or several large bodies of water. it'll be like nothing happened and the world would be a better place. :smile:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: maggotz]
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coda can be the old man next door that everyone hates
i can be the cammer man

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: token]
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token said:
coda can be the old man next door that everyone suspects of being a narc ...
I can be the hammer man ...


I see good things for this movie!

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: token]
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u found me.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: token]
    #73722 -

We would make bank off this movie. And all the merchandise

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: highasfuck]
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i should design a movie poster....and someone should make a trailer.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: bananatelephone]
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It could be the next Matrix!

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Roxum]
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i foresee a trilogy....

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: bananatelephone]
    #73748 -

A trilogy bigger than LotR!

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Roxum]
    #73749 -

A Flinstones Movie Trilogy would be better than LotR!

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
    #73750 -

ya flintstones just pwn all.


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FurrowedBrow said:

They should teach african engineering at the college level.  mcgyver 101

Harry_Ba11sach said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
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andyistic said:
A Flinstones Movie Trilogy would be better than LotR!


I WILL PRETEND I DIDN`T HEAR THAT!
:crankey:

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: bananatelephone]
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Pssh, you're just mad the cavedudes aren't as hot as their wives :naughty:


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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: Sativus]
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this is unfortunately true....fred flinstone was a fat man with a temper.

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Re: Growery: The Movie [Re: andyistic]
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andyistic said:



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