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LOL. facepalm
    #712085 - 02/06/14 01:31 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

There's this girl I see around the building and she's always throwing smiles and shit. You know, the "I wanna fuck" smiles.

I never paid to much attention though cause she was on the fat/ round side. She isn't ugly, just rounder then what I prefer. It would be one of those drunk fucks that you never talk about.

So anyway, I pass by today and she isn't wearing a huge winter coat and what do I see?

She's pregnant. Maybe 4 months... It would make sense cause I started noticing her noticing me about 2 months ago.

I'm not trying to be some bastard childs dad... This bitch is crazy! Throwing out fuck vibes while she's preg. I bet this is what POs wife did...


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Re: LOL. facepalm [Re: poor boy]
    #712091 - 02/06/14 01:38 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

No shit, I mean she probably hates the idea of PO being the father so I can see her throwing around "fuck me" smiles trying to find someone who could possibly be a better dad, makes perfect sense.

Now for you situation, she probably has no ideA whos the father cause she's such a whore and just tryin to see how many dicks she can get to poke that fetus as that fetish of hers.
:cookiemonster:


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712094 - 02/06/14 01:45 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck it... Least she can't get preg in the next year


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712099 - 02/06/14 02:00 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Honest, how old are you?


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: RasJeph]
    #712101 - 02/06/14 02:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

i might fuck a fat preggo bitch for that notch on the bed post.


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: RasJeph]
    #712102 - 02/06/14 02:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

ill be 30 this march... :facepalm:


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: Debute23] * 1
    #712103 - 02/06/14 02:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Debute23 said:
i might fuck a fat preggo bitch for that notch on the bed post.




you are a fat preggo bitch. now come here so i can get that notch.


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712146 - 02/06/14 03:52 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

you had your chance at work the other day and you blew it. you better go talk to that woman.


pics or it doesn't happen.


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: Debute23]
    #712160 - 02/06/14 04:33 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

i have chances all day long. i choose not too. you put off the wrong vibe and these bitches start calling sexual harassment. ive even seen a bitch hit on a guy, sexually, and when he acted back, she filed for a sexual harassment lawsuit. lucky enough there were enough witnesses to say other wise.

bitches be crazy yo! especially when theres money involved.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712247 - 02/06/14 08:17 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Bitches be cra cra :shrug:


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712256 - 02/06/14 08:54 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:goatse:


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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712278 - 02/06/14 09:34 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

ooh,, poop hole.  :studmuffin:


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712280 - 02/06/14 09:36 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

What's the cross between your wife and a rhino?

Elephino...


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712305 - 02/06/14 09:50 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:missionary:


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712307 - 02/06/14 09:52 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't ask what your wife does while you're on growery...


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I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712315 - 02/06/14 09:59 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

No you don't understand, we do it and make fun of you together while I'm on the growerey.:happyweed:


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712318 - 02/06/14 10:01 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I would try and distract myself too if I had to sleep with your wife/ husband.


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712319 - 02/06/14 10:02 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

You're gonna find out here soon :douchewink:


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #712320 - 02/06/14 10:04 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I just peed a little


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: LOL. facepalmy [Re: poor boy]
    #712345 - 02/06/14 11:31 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Yes you did  :wink:


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