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You know you have a good job...
    #699706 - 12/17/13 06:34 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

When you get a 1,500 dollar bonus.

Now Granted I only got 300 since I just started there but damn you should of seen my coworkers faces.

And they bought us lunch today at some Italian restaurant too.

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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #699708 - 12/17/13 06:39 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

thats a sick bonus for a company you just started wit :cool:


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: P-O]
    #699710 - 12/17/13 06:46 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Nice, :raisemyglass:


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #699720 - 12/17/13 07:21 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: nannybooboo]
    #699858 - 12/17/13 11:24 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Now I can buy a shotgun sooner then I thought.
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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #699901 - 12/18/13 05:48 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

It's probably profit sharing, they'd either have to give it to the IRS or to employees.

My dad's old boss used to give out christmas bonuses up to a few thousand dollars  because of that.


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #699902 - 12/18/13 05:50 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Goddamn, that's pretty fucking good :thumbup:
Sounds a hell of a lot better than your last job man :thumbup:


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #699927 - 12/18/13 10:50 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

my last company did that. it was profit sharing. if we made so much in that quarter they would divide the profit between us. what was really cool is we didnt make shit that quarter so instead, they cut us all a 1,000 dollar check. i was told they usually get close to 2,000 though so most were disappointed, but i had just started and that 1000 on top of my normal check was the shit.

the best part was my chick had no idea and still doesnt to this day... :trololol:


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
    #699933 - 12/18/13 11:39 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Lol you told your coworkers how much your bonus was?


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
    #699937 - 12/18/13 11:54 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
the best part was my chick had no idea and still doesnt to this day... :trololol:




:awedance:

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PoloDown said:
Lol you told your coworkers how much your bonus was?




some places get bonuses based on seniority so its not hard to see how much everyone's bonus would be


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: niteowl]
    #699939 - 12/18/13 12:07 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

We had all got 1000...


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
    #699945 - 12/18/13 12:51 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Wish I got bonuses


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: UltimateDevotion]
    #699947 - 12/18/13 01:01 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Wish I got bonuses




Psh, me too. I will be grateful if my boss slides me an extra 20 bucks. He's cheap as fuck

My lady gets Christmas bonus though and usually gets between 500-2000 so that will be nice. Maybe go get ourselves a new TV with the money and get some bills paid ahead on


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
    #699949 - 12/18/13 01:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

With this new job ill prob get a 10.00 gift card to walmart which means a 6 pack of guinness stout.


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Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
    #699961 - 12/18/13 01:30 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

My boss has really been dicking my hours around this week and I cant tell if it's a temporary or permanent thing

Looks like I will be applying to some new places the next couple days


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: Picklez]
    #699975 - 12/18/13 02:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

come work for me. i could use an assistant. ill pay you in naked pics of my chick and blow jobs from ultimatedevotion.


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
    #699979 - 12/18/13 03:04 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

poor boy said:
come work for me. i could use an assistant. ill pay you in naked pics of my chick and blow jobs from ultimatedevotion.



Where do I apply?????


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: volcomstoner]
    #699985 - 12/18/13 03:20 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

you can apply that mouth to this DEE UCK!


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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: poor boy]
    #699986 - 12/18/13 03:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: You know you have a good job... [Re: P-O]
    #699987 - 12/18/13 03:38 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

reminds me of a joke i use some times....



"DID YOU HEAR THE CITY IS PAYING $50 a hour to plant tulips...."


"You can start my planting TWO LIPS here (point at crotch)"


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