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OfflineThebooedocksaint
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I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer
    #661744 - 03/11/13 02:04 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I fucking hate work.

This whole weekend just sucked dick at work; and then today WHILE work was sucking I shoved it into the tomato slicer because we have a shitty tomato slicer that gets stuck all the time.

And what did I have to do after? Go kick ass and keep slapping pizzas while my bandaid was getting soaked with blood inside my rubber glove.

I haven't seen it since I used a gauze tube on it after i was done slapping pizzas, and before when I was cleaning it is seemed to be 2-4mm's deep. Also my other finger got cut, and i cut 1mm through the nail with no blood at all. Kinda not excited about unwrapping it and re-cleaning it before redressing it so I can use my liquid stitches on it.

Any similar experiences?


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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #661747 - 03/11/13 02:19 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Deadkndys420]
    #661748 - 03/11/13 02:20 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Deal, i'll take a picture when I redress it, before I go to bed. But they wont hit the site until tomorrow because i'll be getting offline at that time.


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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #661750 - 03/11/13 02:41 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Closest would have to be cutting myself with chisels in the shop. Super glue it up and keep workin


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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: drawde]
    #661765 - 03/11/13 09:36 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I was chopping a lot of shit for homemade salsa when I was younger. We were canning up a TON of it from the garden.

I got my finger when I was doing the tomatoes pretty bad. When you're already covered in tomato juice its burns like a motherfucker too.


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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #661772 - 03/11/13 10:34 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Mindfulness, man. Mindfulness. Slower is faster because you can avoid mistakes and injuries. Mistakes and injuries take a lot of time to fix and mend. It's way faster to go slower and not make the mistakes or get hurt.


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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: HipsterDoofus]
    #661807 - 03/11/13 05:51 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HipsterDoofus said:
Mindfulness, man. Mindfulness. Slower is faster because you can avoid mistakes and injuries. Mistakes and injuries take a lot of time to fix and mend. It's way faster to go slower and not make the mistakes or get hurt.




That's the problem though, I wasn't using the dicer, I was setting it up. There are little rubber stoppers on it, and after people wash it they get stuck on the plunger and make it get stuck. I dried the stoppers, and was putting them back on when they got stuck; after I applied more force and it got unstuck i just shoved my finger tips into it.


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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes

I am tired of Earth
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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #661812 - 03/11/13 06:13 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Also I admit it was a bad idea.


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Re: I just shoved my hand into a tomato slicer [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #661839 - 03/11/13 09:55 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

i have cut and burned the shit out of myself at work and kept working/bleeding into rubber gloves.
part of the job brother. :elmo:


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