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OfflineTHEBats
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got a job at a strip club
    #580499 - 08/23/11 10:36 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

:highfive:


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you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580503 - 08/23/11 10:44 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

How many nights a week do you dance :boxxy:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: CosmicFool]
    #580505 - 08/23/11 10:46 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

whenever I need that paper...

actually I'm one of their djs.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580508 - 08/23/11 10:49 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I worked at a club as a valet when I was 20. Shit was badass at times. Other times my gf at the time worked across the street at la quinta and would come hang out (cock block me) till my shift was over. I got free lap dances and shit by the chicks that didnt pay for parking. Good times and made like 300-500 in 3 nights, all cash under the table.


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580510 - 08/23/11 10:52 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

well I guess it's a good place to meet strippers, congrats!
any word on weather or not you have to share their changing room?

:datass:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: m3kgt]
    #580512 - 08/23/11 10:53 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

yep.  I'm supposed to get 10% of everything the girls make on my shift.  it's been slow lately but once season picks up again I'm going to be making some good money.

their changing room is right behind the dj booth so I usually get some eye candy when they check in.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580515 - 08/23/11 10:59 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Hit up various clinics for free rubbers. Have fun


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580518 - 08/23/11 11:16 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I went the the club close to my work last week for 10 dolla steak and lobster tail. The fuckin Dj was annoying as hell. There were only 10 people in there tops, and he kept tryin to get peoples to attention for the girls. Cool job cause you get to know all the chicks, but dont be a douche.


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580519 - 08/23/11 11:17 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

:bubbles: greasy


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: m3kgt]
    #580521 - 08/23/11 11:24 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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I went the the club close to my work last week for 10 dolla steak and lobster tail.




I'm not sure you should be paying for anything that smells like seafood at a strip club... and especially not if it's tail


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: CosmicFool]
    #580523 - 08/23/11 11:30 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

ba bump bump


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: CosmicFool] * 1
    #580524 - 08/23/11 11:32 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I would never eat anything at a Strip club... That is NOT the place in which to be eating anything, literally or figuratively.


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: m3kgt]
    #580525 - 08/23/11 11:33 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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m3kgt said:
I went the the club close to my work last week for 10 dolla steak and lobster tail. The fuckin Dj was annoying as hell. There were only 10 people in there tops, and he kept tryin to get peoples to attention for the girls. Cool job cause you get to know all the chicks, but dont be a douche.




yeah I'm not pushy about it.  you got to throw it out there a few times, like all eyes and tip dollars center stage or say other shit like that.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: Cage]
    #580528 - 08/23/11 11:38 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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I would never eat anything at a Strip club... That is NOT the place in which to be eating anything, literally or figuratively.




My favorite tittie bar used to have a snack machine with chips and cigs and random shit in the same machine. I remember a few drunken late nights sitting around with my friends and everyone of those chicks were eating fritos, it was funny because you know those sluts were starving but it was the only food there. I wouldn't eat anything prepared on sight.......... maybe if it was grilled and served outdoors with disposable utensils.


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: Steve Buscemi]
    #580531 - 08/23/11 11:46 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

the club I work at there's this dude who will run out and get food for you if you give him a few bucks.  had sushi for lunch.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580536 - 08/24/11 12:16 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

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yep.  I'm supposed to get 10% of everything the girls make on my shift.  it's been slow lately but once season picks up again I'm going to be making some good money.

their changing room is right behind the dj booth so I usually get some eye candy when they check in.




I am glad you said "supposed," because there is no way they are going to tip you out on their dance money

should be a pretty fuckin legit job though. getting to see tits all day and playin music. not sure it gets much better


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: Picklez]
    #580539 - 08/24/11 12:20 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

where I worked the girls were required to tip out to managers at the end of their shift. Even though they would lie most of the time, they would pay the house.


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: Picklez]
    #580540 - 08/24/11 12:20 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

well if they try and rip me off too much then a manager will talk to them.  Obviously if a girl makes 1500 and gives me a 100 dollar tip, I'm not going to complain much.  But if she tries to throw me something like 20 dollars then a bitch is getting a talking to.

and yeah, they're required to tip out.  if they don't make anything it is what it is, but if they make something they're supposed to tip. and we keep track of vip dances, which is where the girls make most of their money.


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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: THEBats]
    #580545 - 08/24/11 12:26 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

I was just saying they are definitely going to lie about how much they make. No one except the customer and the dancer knows how much money gets exchanged for private dances. Either way you should pull some damn good money, especially weekends and holidays.


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Re: got a job at a strip club [Re: Picklez]
    #580552 - 08/24/11 12:52 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

its def a shady place to work and you'll get to know the in's and out's of it. I wouldnt mind owning a strip joint with a managed escort service for the ladies. maybe someday :tarantino:


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