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OfflineCoaster
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    #469719 - 08/30/10 12:22 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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OfflineSmOakland
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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469721 - 08/30/10 12:25 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
booooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i jus got my fingerprints cleared and showed them my negative TB test results and im innnnnnnnnnnnn
i got sum sheezy cleared from my record so im good to goooo
i teach three periods @ an afterschool program in some middle school
I get to write up the lesson plans and decide what they do for recreation and academic enrichment
one of the periods has to be some sort of club
i start werk tomorrow so ima see what other teachers are doin
and see what my kids want to dooo
its gonna b soooooooo chilll woo wooooooooooooooo
:teacher:




Public or private school?  Congrats on landing a job dude.  Middle schoolers are little fuckers.


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469724 - 08/30/10 12:26 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

make sure your one of the chilled teachers, not an arsehole like the rest... also scare the stoner looking kids:thumbup: oh yeah congrats aswell


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: SmOakland]
    #469725 - 08/30/10 12:26 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

lol ya they are but im up for a challenge
its public dooooddddd
iono much bout private skewl wonder if its harder to land a job there


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: lucas_southoz]
    #469729 - 08/30/10 12:27 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

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lucas_southoz said:
make sure your one of the chilled teachers, not an arsehole like the rest... also scare the stoner looking kids:thumbup: oh yeah congrats aswell



lol im chill by nature
i wont scare ne1 i dont thnk'  :hehehe:


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469732 - 08/30/10 12:28 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

haha im sure you wont :wink:


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469733 - 08/30/10 12:28 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats coaster man, Give em' hell.


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469736 - 08/30/10 12:29 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats dude.  Take the opportunity and run with it.  Let us know how it's going.


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
    #469755 - 08/30/10 01:07 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

i wish i had coaster as a teacher in school. smokin it up after class :awehigh:
have fun dude, you dont really seem like a teacher type person. but tehn again i dont actually know you in RL.
do you have any exact subjects?


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: iStoner]
    #469772 - 08/30/10 01:57 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

congrats on the job


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469779 - 08/30/10 02:37 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
booooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i jus got my fingerprints cleared and showed them my negative TB test results and im innnnnnnnnnnnn
i got sum sheezy cleared from my record so im good to goooo
i teach three periods @ an afterschool program in some middle school
I get to write up the lesson plans and decide what they do for recreation and academic enrichment
one of the periods has to be some sort of club
i start werk tomorrow so ima see what other teachers are doin
and see what my kids want to dooo
its gonna b soooooooo chilll woo wooooooooooooooo
:teacher:




Good job, Coaster! :hug:

Dude that is so awesome but I really laughed pretty hard.

I can just imagine it...

Coaster: Good morning, Class.
Class: Good morning, Mr. Coaster

Coaster: Today we are going to have sex ed class, physical educational, and health class.


PERIOD 1: Sex Ed
Coaster: This is called a blow job. If your girl doesn't give them to you, you bury her hoe ass in the rose garden. If your sexual partner tells you "No glove, No love" you either pretend to put the condom on, or you use our friend Mr. GHB.

PERIOD 2: Physical Education
Coaster:This you are hearing right now is called "Trance music", and you basically wear a shit load of bracelet and take drugs... before you know it you will have had your daily exercise dancing out and trancing out to this hot dub.

PERIOD 3: Health Class
CoasterDrugs, are a serious problem today kids. The prices have skyrocketed. If you're going to do drugs, replace them. Growing your own marijuana is like having your cake and eating it too!
Kid #1: But my mommy says drugs are bad.
Coaster: Your mommy is a slut.
Now listen,
The government puts out a lot of schwag and shit on the streets, but if you go around with some dank acid, you gonna get your ass thrown in jailz.
This stuff called ketamine or "special k" will help you learn this math we have been talking about- just try to think of numbers as you are k holing.

Remember, they may tell you sex is bad. They may tell you drugs are bad. But sex on drugs = good! :coaster:


Coaster: Class dismissed!

Your homework tonight is to write up a trip report using the stuff we made in chemistry today, and remember to score some pussy.


:pimp:


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: FRACTALife]
    #469780 - 08/30/10 02:40 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: lucas_southoz]
    #469787 - 08/30/10 03:04 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats.
Be chill, but don't let them walk all over your ass.
Seen that happen way too many times.


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469800 - 08/30/10 05:43 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

You do realize that this place could become a major drug money income palace, imagine all the traficiking you could be doing :b


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Coaster]
    #469807 - 08/30/10 07:18 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm:

Quote:

Fisherman said:
You do realize that this place could become a major drug money income palace, imagine all the traficiking you could be doing :b




Dealing to highschoolers = getting caught really fucking fast.
Dealing to middle schoolers =  :suicide:


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: TomCollins]
    #469811 - 08/30/10 07:40 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats, dude.. glad you got sum sheezy cleared. so you can werk. as a teacher. in a skewl...:homerdoh3:


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: iStoner]
    #469838 - 08/30/10 10:17 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Coaster is a mathematician.

The K helps him visualize spatially


Edited by DungenessDank (08/30/10 10:29 AM)


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: DungenessDank]
    #469840 - 08/30/10 10:27 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Arnold is Numero Uno


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: Inverted]
    #469843 - 08/30/10 10:29 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck. I don't even see how California can still be a state.


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Re: Coaster got a TeAcHinG JoB [Re: DungenessDank]
    #469844 - 08/30/10 10:32 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

It's not.

Reptilian Arnold FTW


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