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 THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
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 it's great 
#547537 - 04/17/11 03:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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when a stripper buys you drinks.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Cage
Melancholy Mindfuck.
Registered: 01/13/11
Posts: 645
Last seen: 11 years, 4 months
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Re: it's great [Re: THEBats]
#547540 - 04/17/11 03:18 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's great..
When people go into detail from the start, without people having to ask them to
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 T-Rex
Herbsman
Registered: 03/15/10
Posts: 4,920
Loc: Devils Marbles 
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Re: it's great [Re: THEBats]
#547627 - 04/17/11 09:43 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Did you stir it with your dick?
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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Re: it's great [Re: T-Rex]
#547628 - 04/17/11 09:45 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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DSHSB
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BeekEr
HandBanana
Registered: 09/07/10
Posts: 688
Loc: canada 
Last seen: 6 years, 11 months
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Re: it's great [Re: T-Rex]
#547724 - 04/18/11 07:14 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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T-Rex said:
Did you stir it with your dick?
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
Posts: 1,178
Loc: Neither here nor there
Last seen: 14 years, 1 month
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Re: it's great [Re: BeekEr]
#547729 - 04/18/11 07:21 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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theres a prostitue that works as a bartender that gives me drinks for helpin her take out the trash  .. nah really though Ive thought about givin her a huge tip, and then takin her to the can, my penis is tellin me YEAH, but my mind, my mind is tellin me NOOO
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Registered: 10/06/08
Posts: 25,276
Loc: No where ville, USA 
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Re: it's great [Re: THEBats]
#547758 - 04/18/11 09:00 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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THEBats said:
when a stripper buys you drinks.
It'd be greater if you posted pictures of said stripper.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: it's great [Re: Stoneth]
#547922 - 04/18/11 04:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Stoneth said:
THEBats said:
when a stripper buys you drinks.
It'd be greater if you posted pictures of said stripper.
yeah that
is she hawt?
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Slave of Cthulhu
Marijuana Connoisseur
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,131
Loc: R'lyeh
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
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Re: it's great [Re: THEBats]
#547926 - 04/18/11 04:28 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lately when I go to shows there's always a random hot bitch that wants to buy me a drink or two. It's happened at like the last 3 shows. All of em have been smokin hot too, I should have takin pics... I wonder if it will happen at the Chase and Status show this week. If I didn't have a GF I'd take these bitches home with me, haha.
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
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Yeah she was pretty good looking, for a stripper. Really I was just there cause I know some people who work there so I was waiting for them to grab their shit from the dj booth. No pics, cause they don't like you doing that and it's hardly something I thought of at the time.
And yeah I didn't do anything else, cause I don't date or fuck with strippers. Everyone single one of them are fucked in the head.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (04/18/11 04:30 PM)
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: it's great [Re: THEBats]
#547932 - 04/18/11 04:32 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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THEBats said:
Yeah she was pretty good looking, for a stripper. Really I was just there cause I know some people who work there so I was waiting for them to grab their shit from the dj booth. No pics, cause they don't like you doing that and it's hardly something I thought of at the time.
And yeah I didn't do anything else, cause I don't date or fuck with strippers. Everyone single one of them are fucked in the head.
eh, have a couple drinks and give em the business, quit bullshittin
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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aye, we want to see teh b00bies!!! 
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