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This is why soccer sucks.........
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Most other sports try to look tough, except soccer players who like to pretend to be hurt

:whatever:


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The Ego is a pathological condition
like a calcareous tumor or cyst
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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: niteowl]
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I didn't have to watch a video to know that soccer sucks balls


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: T-Rex]
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Field fairies are not fun to watch unless they have sticks to beat each other with.

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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: Dephect]
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My girlfriend plays soccer. Brutal sport, she tore both of he ACL's and some other parts of her knee that i cant remember.
I dont really like the sport though :shrug:


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: niteowl] * 2
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diving has become a big thing in football in the past few years but in england it is really looked down upon. have you seen rugby? its american football without all the fag pads :tongue:



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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: rimmer]
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If those guys had 350 pound niggers crashing into from every direction they would want the fag pads too.

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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: DungenessDank]
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get fwarked, rugby is for real men, gridiron is rugby's pansy cousin who cries about a hangnail.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: T-Rex]
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Rugby looks intense, still have yet to try it


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: iStoner]
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i like soccer.


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.

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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: DungenessDank]
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DungenessDank said:
If those guys had 350 pound niggers crashing into from every direction they would want the fag pads too.


what like this dude. frances no.8



condoms, helmets, earplugs, hardhats, flak jackets, gloves when its cold, the popemobile, nuclear weapons.

protection is for pussies ill ride an aids bitch bareback and ride on the roof of a car at 100mph for kicks. fuck protection.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: niteowl]
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You would make this thread.  I have seen worse fake falls in the NBA.

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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
You would make this thread.  I have seen worse fake falls in the NBA.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: Picklez]
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Fake injuries suck!  I have to deal with that shit everyday.  Soccer is just fine.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: rimmer]
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rimmer said:
DungenessDank said:
If those guys had 350 pound niggers crashing into from every direction they would want the fag pads too.


what like this dude. frances no.8



condoms, helmets, earplugs, hardhats, flak jackets, gloves when its cold, the popemobile, nuclear weapons.

protection is for pussies ill ride an aids bitch bareback and ride on the roof of a car at 100mph for kicks. fuck protection.


man-crush much?

that video sucked.

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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: usg543]
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Fuck soccer, shit is just not possible to watch on tv, toooooo fucking boring.  With that said, Rugby is fuckin brutal.  They would fuckin kill soccer players.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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I guess the real question is, would you rather watch Golf or would you rather watch Soccor/Football.

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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: Dephect] * 1
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actually,  i kinda like golf and if there's good players and they're playing good, i would have no problem at all watching it.  some of those runs tiger had at the masters were great tv i thought.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: niteowl]
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i love football/soccer but i cant stand the players. the majority are complete pussies.

embarrasing:facepalm:


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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FarBeyondDriven said:
actually,  i kinda like golf and if there's good players and they're playing good, i would have no problem at all watching it.  some of those runs tiger had at the masters were great tv i thought.


Yes!  I remember a lot of golf tournaments on TV.  97 masters was epic.  So was the US open battle between woods and Rocko mediate a couple years ago.  I remember going to the US Open one year (2001).  milfs everywhere.  i mean it was like the mecca of hot older women.  gold diggers.  :lol:


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FurrowedBrow]
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The battle with Mediate was good too, I remember that.  Remember this gem of a chip shot?



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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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I knew which one that was before i saw it!  ill remember that till i die.  idk if you play golf or not but that's impossible shit.  id give a testicle to play augusta national.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FurrowedBrow]
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I don't play golf.  I'd like to though.  A friend of mine plays, I want to go play this spring/summer with him.  He's been tryin to get me to go, shit just never worked out right for us to go.  Definitely trying to though.  But I do know enough about golf to know that that's just insane and they should've just stopped the tourney right there and just given him the green jacket.  Shit like that just doesn't happen, like...the government must've been testing nukes or something for that to happen :rofl:


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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:lol:  yeah, that shit is out of a story book for sure.  I'm sure nike loved it and titleist hated it.  If you try to play the game just remember that the shot youre about to hit is the most important shot of your life and it's a mental game so focus your mind on the shot you want to hit.  Other than that this is completely off topic.  :lol:  I used to play soccer.  Up until high school.  We didn't have a high school soccer team.  I wish we would have.  I probably would have played it.  love that sport too.  not a fan of watching it though.  I tried during the world cup but those assholes fucked it up by giving everyone those god damn vuvuzules or w/e they're called.  that was really annoying to listen to.


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FurrowedBrow]
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yeah i heard it on sportscenter, i couldn't stand that shit.  yeah, i'm excited to try it.  sounds fun from what i hear.  never know, maybe i'll be the next tiger woods :lol:


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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.  :twobooks:

Edited by THEBats (01/08/11 04:47 PM)

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Re: This is why soccer sucks......... [Re: niteowl]
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this is what happens to brits when we try american football. listen to those mc skills. hahaha fucking lol

were here to play football, footballs our game!!





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