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 RasJeph 
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 Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch 
#502407 - 12/01/10 08:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I was cleaning out my drawers, and found what I thought was a mint. Put it in my mouth "ew, this shit lost all its flavor". So, I swallowed it.
Fast forward 30 minutes. Some girl I called earlier this year (as in, claimed not telephone call) I found out my cousin was hanging out with. I don't really care, but since I called her, I realize it could have been me in this situation.
She was on her way to wing night (20 cent wings) and crashed her van in a ditch and totaled the fuck out of it. She lives close to me, and if I had pursued her, I would have been in the passenger side of the van for sure and died in the crash.
So I get to wing night after waiting another 30 minutes for this girl to get her car towed, and suddenly I'm feeling a horrible burning pain in my stomach. Wtf? I got only 10 wings because I thought I was dying. A little while later, the morphine kicks in and I'm pretty high from it because I have no tolerance.
Drove home smoking a blunt not realizing the girl in my car didn't smoke. She was freaking out telling me to open the window for like 5 minutes and I didn't even hear her 
So, how was your night guys?
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KaptKid
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 Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: RasJeph]
#502420 - 12/01/10 09:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stoner's
Thought you were near the ditch. 
If she didn't want to smell pot ,she should of buried her face in your lap.
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
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 Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: KaptKid]
#502432 - 12/01/10 10:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
KaptKid said:
If she didn't want to smell pot ,she should of buried her face in your lap.
Fuck yes!
Morphine 
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TheShroomJew23
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Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: volcomstoner]
#502446 - 12/01/10 11:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have 60 of those babies looking at me right now 
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 FurrowedBrow
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Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: TheShroomJew23]
#502449 - 12/01/10 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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well, i could have walked into a school and shot a bunch of people if i just made that one decision. im calling shananigans on your thread title! glad ur ok though. 
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RasJeph
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Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#502525 - 12/02/10 09:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
FurrowedBrow said:
well, i could have walked into a school and shot a bunch of people if i just made that one decision. im calling shananigans on your thread title! glad ur ok though.
Yeah, it made a lot more sense to me last night 
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drawde
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Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: RasJeph]
#502526 - 12/02/10 09:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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...it happens.
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volcomstoner said:
I tried using a q tip to scratch the inside of my urethra it was that bad
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Laysthepipe
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Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: RasJeph]
#502527 - 12/02/10 10:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Actually, if you pursued her you would have changed her course. Possibly preventing the accident all together. Was she drinking and driving?
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RasJeph
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Re: Accidental morphine high and almost died in a ditch [Re: Laysthepipe]
#502533 - 12/02/10 10:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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No. She just has never driven in the snow before 
And whoa, maybe you're right 
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