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Invisiblepsyberpunk
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Chain Story Thread
    #496618 - 11/09/10 03:08 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

Make it as much about weed as possible!!! :super:

STORY BEGINS:

Jack woke up and put on his hemp blue jeans. He was out of weed, so he went down to the Mexican joint on the corner and ordered a breakfast burrito. He was surprised when the Latina girl at the drive-thru made eyes at him, but then he noticed she was red-eye baked and he laughed. The guy behind her in the kitchen was taking a fat bong rip. He had the look of someone who had just crossed the border yesterday, like a pure fucking Aztec about five feet tall. The bong hit was so huge, he coughed up half a lung and spilled the green tomatillo salsa he had been mixing all over his white apron. Shit was hella funny. Jack tipped the stoners $5 for the morning entertainment, said, "Vaya con dios mis amigos!" and parked under a tree in the parking lot to eat his breakfast. It was just then that he heard a sound behind him to his left....

(someone QUOTE and continue the story)


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #496619 - 11/09/10 03:15 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

im wet


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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: still beLIEve]
    #496624 - 11/09/10 03:36 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

contribute or die :tongue2:


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: still beLIEve]
    #496625 - 11/09/10 03:37 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

still beLIEve said:
im wet





:rofl: :rofl:  :rofl:


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: Tina]
    #496644 - 11/09/10 04:29 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

I hate you all. :mad2:


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: psyberpunk] * 1
    #496657 - 11/09/10 04:39 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

I am Jack's complete lack of interest


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: ChillWillis]
    #496658 - 11/09/10 04:40 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

This thread is now about how much I hate all of you.

If you were a group of people standing in the street, I would run over you with a steamroller.


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #496663 - 11/09/10 04:49 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

:ilold: at this thread


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: psyberpunk]
    #496678 - 11/09/10 06:33 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

psyberpunk said:
Make it as much about weed as possible!!! :super:

STORY BEGINS:

Jack woke up and put on his hemp blue jeans. He was out of weed, so he went down to the Mexican joint on the corner and ordered a breakfast burrito. He was surprised when the Latina girl at the drive-thru made eyes at him, but then he noticed she was red-eye baked and he laughed. The guy behind her in the kitchen was taking a fat bong rip. He had the look of someone who had just crossed the border yesterday, like a pure fucking Aztec about five feet tall. The bong hit was so huge, he coughed up half a lung and spilled the green tomatillo salsa he had been mixing all over his white apron. Shit was hella funny. Jack tipped the stoners $5 for the morning entertainment, said, "Vaya con dios mis amigos!" and parked under a tree in the parking lot to eat his breakfast. It was just then that he heard a sound behind him to his left....

(someone QUOTE and continue the story)




and then Jack shook hands with an African American fellow.

He later discovered that he had procured AIDS from that knuckle-dragger.

Moral of the story? Never shake hands with niggers.


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: ltd]
    #496680 - 11/09/10 06:35 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

I am going to bake and mash you like a potato. :shakefist:


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: ChillWillis]
    #496700 - 11/09/10 07:28 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

ChillWillis said:
I am Jack's complete lack of interest



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496703 - 11/09/10 08:19 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

Goddamn it. I spent like 20 minutes writing a response to your short story and it was really good and then all of a sudden my computer froze and I lost it. I guess this thread was doomed to suck.


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: FRACTALife]
    #496705 - 11/09/10 08:30 PM (6 years, 26 days ago)

there is already a thread like this that exists here.  It's huge, as i recall. 

3 word story game

i think there's another one too with a theme like this one.


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Re: Chain Story Thread [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #496781 - 11/10/10 06:06 AM (6 years, 25 days ago)

Oh, I see. I just had to dumb it down to retard levels, three words at a time, and people would participate.

I'll do better next time. :super:


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